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Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

The average person spends three years of their life sitting on the toilet


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Yes, always. The average person spends three years of their life sitting on the toilet, and (in the UK) it takes 3 years to get a university degree. Therefore, if you read something every time you go, you'll have the equivalent of a university education (although in my case that would be an education in sports results, Far Side cartoons and Colemanballs).
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Originally posted by progkidjoel progkidjoel wrote:

Originally posted by Equality 7-2521 Equality 7-2521 wrote:


Originally posted by KoS KoS wrote:

No. I have no idea what you people eat to spend so much time on the toilet.I usually do my business and get on with my life.


Shocked - It must be a "man" thing. I sure don't have time to spare in "the smallest room in the house". Wink

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Only when there are many people that want the newspaper
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We are entering into a dangerous place right know boys... too much information...
Change the program inside... Stay in silence is a crime.
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Originally posted by mrcozdude mrcozdude wrote:


Stuart Lee is a genius - butt-clenchingly funny!!


It did mention about Moyles and the toilet book right?I hadn't checked but I remember it on that episode.



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Stuart Lee is a genius - butt-clenchingly funny!!
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That would be a handy disinfectant, but no.LOL
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Originally posted by clarke2001 clarke2001 wrote:

Originally posted by Henry Plainview Henry Plainview wrote:



Next you guys are going to tell me that you pee in the shower!


Phew...I'm often peeing in the sink while shaving myself.Evil Smile

I've heard it keeps the pipes clear of debris.
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Originally posted by clarke2001 clarke2001 wrote:

Originally posted by Henry Plainview Henry Plainview wrote:



Next you guys are going to tell me that you pee in the shower!


Phew...I'm often peeing in the sink while shaving myself.Evil Smile




 
Manscaping?
You are quite a fine person, and I am very fond of you. But you are only quite a little fellow, in a wide world, after all.
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Originally posted by Henry Plainview Henry Plainview wrote:



Next you guys are going to tell me that you pee in the shower!


Phew...I'm often peeing in the sink while shaving myself.Evil Smile
Percussion, sir!
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Originally posted by TheCaptain TheCaptain wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

^ I usually pee before I get a shower. And if I take a bath, like I usually do, I don't pee in the water. But if I'm reading in the bathtub, I might get up and pee while still reading. (In fact I'm going to take a bath with William Burroughs right now. Cool)


I'm sorry but I'll have to report you to the authorities. I'd have no problem if it were consensual but I seriously doubt that can be the case.

Go ahead, they're already after me.
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Occasionally.

Only when I feel it may be a particularly long venture.
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Yes, always.




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Yes, but not using it's bathroom function.
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

^ I usually pee before I get a shower. And if I take a bath, like I usually do, I don't pee in the water. But if I'm reading in the bathtub, I might get up and pee while still reading. (In fact I'm going to take a bath with William Burroughs right now. Cool)


I'm sorry but I'll have to report you to the authorities. I'd have no problem if it were consensual but I seriously doubt that can be the case.
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.
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