What would you rather give up.

Slartibartfast wrote: Bitterblogger wrote: Yeah, a spoon will really help hold down that Thanksgiving turkey. . .you say knives are OK, so you propose that several stand over the bird simultaneously to hold it in place? Preposterous, I say! What you can't hold it down with chopsticks?  I'm running rings around you logically.  I have a little saying about chopsticks, if you can't grab it, stab it.

Yes, surely chopsticks are "logically" preferred to holding down a turkey, or roast. That's just

I don't have a TV and I don't want one. And I'm usually eating in front of the computer monitor. With fork, fingers or Asian sticks, depends on the dish.

My keyboard is a mess.

Yeah, a spoon will really help hold down that Thanksgiving turkey. . .you say knives are OK, so you propose that several stand over the bird simultaneously to hold it in place? Preposterous, I say!

Slartibartfast wrote: Forks, once you get the hang of chopsticks you can pick up anything, at least that what I used to see on some of the chopstick wrappers.

Lemme see you try and carve with 'em. . .

LOUDTRAX wrote: Ok so, if you had to give up the luxury of one of the following "forever" which would it be.     Tv Remote or Forks   and why.   Bye bye forks, id rather eat with my hands then have to get up every 6 minutes to change the channel..

The results of the petition would suggest that given the choice, many would prefer you to devour the remote and attempt to retrieve same with the fork via caesarian if required. Bye Bye TV dinners.

 

Padraic wrote: Eating spaghetti with my hands is messy. Having one my kids be the "remote" is easier.

I served my father in that manner for many a year.  Now I have my own serfs. 

The T wrote: I'd rather you give up you computer if these threads are what we can expect in the future...

ZING!!!!!

I'd rather you give up you computer if these threads are what we can expect in the future...