Einstein and Picasso. - Progressive Rock Music Forum

TheCaptain wrote:

I think the question here is : Why is George W Bush going to Heaven?

True

I found this joke somewhere in the web and liked it, so I thought I'd share it.

Einstein dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter says, "You look like
Einstein, but you have no idea the lengths some people will go to, to
sneak in. Can you prove who you really are?" Einstein ponders for a
few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?"
Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly
appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and
symbols his theory of relativity. Saint Peter is suitably impressed.
"You really are Einstein! Welcome to Heaven!"
The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again Saint Peter asks for his
credentials. Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"
Saint Peter says, "Go ahead." Picasso erases Einstein's equations and
sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk.
Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!
Come on in!"
Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter
scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to
prove their identity. How can you prove yours?" George W looks
bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?" Saint Peter
sighs, "Come on in, George."

Edited by BaldJean - March 09 2009 at 12:44

A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta