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Poll Question: If Chuck Norris runs for president in 2012, will you vote for him??
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    Posted: January 11 2009 at 11:01
Originally posted by zappaholic zappaholic wrote:

I will vote for Chuck because he hates Libtards and will destroy them all with roundhouse kicks in the name of Jesus!



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I never even heard of Chuck Norris before those stupid jokes, and I'm proud of that.
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Originally posted by progaeopteryx progaeopteryx wrote:

We already had eight years of a "shoot first, don't ask any questions later, and do I have a brain?" cowboy. Why would we want another one? Confused
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The internet has absolutely killed anything that could even once upon a time pass for something slightly amusing pertaining to Chuck Norris, seriously, give it a rest.
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I will vote for Chuck because he hates Libtards and will destroy them all with roundhouse kicks in the name of Jesus!
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We already had eight years of a "shoot first, don't ask any questions later, and do I have a brain?" cowboy. Why would we want another one? Confused
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Originally posted by manofmystery manofmystery wrote:

Originally posted by Slartibartfast Slartibartfast wrote:

I really don't know anything about Chuck's political views.  I'm too lazy to research it.  OK I Wiki'd it.  He's a Republican, and given his views no thanks, I'd rather give Obama two terms.


 
i see a hollow speech giver and a pretentious a-hole, are the brains behind the curtain somewhere?
but if change means more massive government regulations on your everyday life and you hope the government takes hold over what you are allowed to buy then these are the men for you.
what i wouldn't give for someone who actually believed in personal liberty and limited government, if that were chuck norris then so be it



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Originally posted by Slartibartfast Slartibartfast wrote:

I really don't know anything about Chuck's political views.  I'm too lazy to research it.  OK I Wiki'd it.  He's a Republican, and given his views no thanks, I'd rather give Obama two terms.


 
i see a hollow speech giver and a pretentious a-hole, are the brains behind the curtain somewhere?
but if change means more massive government regulations on your everyday life and you hope the government takes hold over what you are allowed to buy then these are the men for you.
what i wouldn't give for someone who actually believed in personal liberty and limited government, if that were chuck norris then so be it


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Originally posted by crimhead crimhead wrote:

Originally posted by progrocker2244 progrocker2244 wrote:

Originally posted by topofsm topofsm wrote:

Anyone who doesn't vote for him will surely die.
 
Chuck Norris will find them and then roundhouse kick them!!!LOL


Clint Eastwood(Dirty Harry) will take his .44 Magnum and blow Chuck's roundhouse leg clean off.  Wink


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Originally posted by progrocker2244 progrocker2244 wrote:

Originally posted by topofsm topofsm wrote:

Anyone who doesn't vote for him will surely die.
 
Chuck Norris will find them and then roundhouse kick them!!!LOL


Clint Eastwood(Dirty Harry) will take his .44 Magnum and blow Chuck's roundhouse leg clean off.  Wink
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Originally posted by Slartibartfast Slartibartfast wrote:

I really don't know anything about Chuck's political views.  I'm too lazy to research it.  OK I Wiki'd it.  He's a Republican, and given his views no thanks, I'd rather give Obama two terms.


 
I'd rather give Obama 0 terms, but it's too late for that now.
 
 

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Originally posted by topofsm topofsm wrote:

Anyone who doesn't vote for him will surely die.
 
Chuck Norris will find them and then roundhouse kick them!!!LOL

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Originally posted by crimhead crimhead wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

I would vote for Christina Ricci before Christopher Walken.


Isn't she too young to run for President?

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Points: 29630 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 19 2008 at 13:33
I really don't know anything about Chuck's political views.  I'm too lazy to research it.  OK I Wiki'd it.  He's a Republican, and given his views no thanks, I'd rather give Obama two terms.




Edited by Slartibartfast - December 19 2008 at 13:33
Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

I would vote for Christina Ricci before Christopher Walken.


Isn't she too young to run for President?
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Damn! Why does Chuck Norris have to be from USA? If would only run here...Cry
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Maybe Ted Nugent should sort out the whole world.
 


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He's the only badass who hasn't visited Romania (Seagal did, Van Damme did, Mike Tyson did, Mr. T did), so no.
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I would vote for Christina Ricci before Christopher Walken.
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I would vote for Christopher Walken before I voted for Chuck.
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