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    Posted: January 25 2009 at 09:53
Dust in the wind . . . dust up your nose . . . wind in your nose . . . dust in the wind in your nose . . . ALL WE ARE IS DUST IN THE WIND IN YOUR NOSE.

Also, the answer is in blowing your nose.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 03 2008 at 20:18
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

You all have done my silly thread great honor.Thumbs Up

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Dust up your nose! There's dust up your nose! Dust up your nose! There's dust up your nose! Dust up your nose! There's dust up your nose! Dust up your nose! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST UP YOUR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE! Star

I could so see that done in a heavy metal style.  PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST.  PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST.  AAAACHOOOO.  (Don't try this at home.) 


Edited by Slartibartfast - November 03 2008 at 20:29
Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 03 2008 at 19:56
Now is it time for the Lemon Pledge?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 03 2008 at 16:16
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 03 2008 at 15:41
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST UP YOUR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE! Star
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 03 2008 at 12:38
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...once more, with feeling
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 03 2008 at 12:22
Dust up your nose! There's dust up your nose! Dust up your nose! There's dust up your nose! Dust up your nose! There's dust up your nose! Dust up your nose!
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"All I had was a sloppy joe
But then I had to go
Now there's a dirty rim
They didn't flush again

I can show you
I can show you
Some of the people that don't wipe
I can show you
I can show you
Some of the people that don't wipe

It's driving me mad
Just to hold myself while passing the gas..."
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 31 2008 at 21:34
Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

try here: http://www.amiright.com/parody/performers/k/kansas.shtml
 
however, while you're waiting: My wife's Aunt was in a queue of traffic crawling around Birmingham when she had to brake suddenly and was unfortunately rear-ended by the car behind. Getting out of the car to assess the damage and exchange insurance details, she was horrified to see his shirt-front was covered in blood. "How the...??!!!" she exclaimed... "I was picking my nose..." he replied sheepishly.


Like every good nosepick in public, a good distraction is sometimes needed to dig for one. Dean has successfully deflected me off subject to the above website, where I found this gem to the tune of "Yours is no Disgrace".

yesterday...a baseball game...a seat behind first base
green grass palace...sunlit glory...catch the pennant race
i believe i...need a cold beer...get up from my place
what a bummer...there's no bud here...coors is a disgrace

bottled beer...tastes good to me...at home or in a bar
satisfying...made to gulp down...always up to par
but this summer...though i simmer...i've had none so far
under no damn...circumstances...from a glass or jar

yesterday...i'm at the game...no smile upon my face
feeling malice...same ol' story...screw the pennant race
what's a ballgame...with no cold beer...gee, i hate this place
what a bummer...there's no bud here...coors is a...
coors is a disgrace
coors is a disgrace
coors is a disgrace

lord, i'm dying...mutilated...peanuts scattered here
crying out...i'm thirsty, lord...my thirst won't...my thirst won't disappear

yesterday...i left the game...a smile upon my face
feel no malice...hunky dory...love the human race
on my way...to have some cold beer...at my favorite place
keep 'em coming...lots of bud here...coors is a...
coors is a disgrace
coors is a disgrace
coors is a disgrace
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 31 2008 at 18:25
That site has a bunch of parodies but not the one I was after.  I should check in with our resident Kansas biggest fan on this site.

"Rush tells his lies
Spewing every moment 'til the moment's gone
It all seems
Whoppers of his size are a monstrosity
Rush is all wind
All of us say Rush is all wind

Say he's wrong
Not a drop of wisdom in an endless sea
All he'll do
Is stumble all around, but he'll refuse to see
Rush is all wind
All of us say Rush is all wind"LOL

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 31 2008 at 09:51
try here: http://www.amiright.com/parody/performers/k/kansas.shtml
 
however, while you're waiting: My wife's Aunt was in a queue of traffic crawling around Birmingham when she had to brake suddenly and was unfortunately rear-ended by the car behind. Getting out of the car to assess the damage and exchange insurance details, she was horrified to see his shirt-front was covered in blood. "How the...??!!!" she exclaimed... "I was picking my nose..." he replied sheepishly.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 31 2008 at 08:05
I was looking up lyrics for the parody I vaguely remembered of the Kansas song and came across this gem at web page called 1000 awesome things:

July 16, 2008...12:01 am

#982 Picking your nose

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Let’s face it, there’s a lot going on in the nose area:

1. Breathing: You might have figured it out by now, but breathing is pretty high up there on the Reasons Your Nose Exists list, together with smelling stuff and holding up your glasses. Yes, your nostrils provide safe transport for air to keep rushing buckets of oxygen to the eternal flame that is your lungs. The job’s so important they installed a backup nostril for cold and allergy season, and even hooked all the breathing plumbing up to your mouth too, so you’re double backed up.
2. Nose Hairs: It’s like Superman’s Fortress of Solitude in your nose, except instead of ice crystals shooting jaggedly in all directions, nose hairs. Think of nose hairs as the first defense against all the nasty dirt, dust, and bugs flying around from entering your respiratory system. Yes, these are the Nose Hair Knights guarding the Nasal Passage Drawbridge to the Castle of Your Lungs.
3. Nasal Mucus: The nasal mucus is the second line of defense after your nose hairs. If a piece of flying dirt manages to deke out your nosehairs, there’s a decent chance it won’t get past The Slime in your nose. Nasal mucus, or The Slime, traps and unceremoniously drowns intruders to your body. This really exhausts nasal mucus, so when it gets loaded up with gunk it usually dries into crispy boogers. And this all happens without you even having to lift a finger. Folks, it may be disgusting, but this is The Magic of Your Body.

Anyway, picking these dried crispies out of your nose is a very natural thing. Plus, it clears up your airways, shows the airborne particulate who’s boss, and feels like a million bucks.

Learning early

Just pop your finger right on up there, making sure to aim your eyes up to the left and curl your tongue onto your upper lip like you’re deep in thought, and then swivel and curl your finger in a variety of directions to pull it out. Don’t be embarrassed. We are pro bringing nose-picking out of the closet here. It is a natural thing that we were born to do. Just look at babies with their fingers wedged right up there with no shame for hours on end. It’s like I always say: We can learn much from the baby.

If you’re a little put off, think of picking your nose like cleaning out the hair trap in your shower. Sure, it’s gross and disgusting, sure, you should probably wash your hands afterwards, and sure, you should do it before company comes over. But let’s make one thing clear: that trap serves a valuable purpose by preventing hair from clogging up your pipes and getting your system all gummed up. Same thing with your nose. It provides a valuable purpose, and you should let it keep doing what it’s doing by giving it a little swirl every now and then, tidy things up a bit, reboot the system, you know. It’s not nose-picking so much as nose-maintenance. Remember that.

Sets the pick

If you’re on my side here and you believe in the wonder of nose picking to help get the job done, then stand up and proudly declare yourself a rhinotillexomaniac. I just learned that rhino means nose, tillex means pick at, and mania means obsessed with. Maybe even try it on a business card to sound like you’re a lofty political official of a tiny, far-away land. “Vice President of Rhinotillexomania.”

Last thing: According to an anonymous survey by the University of Wisconsin 91% of adults say they pick their nose but only 49% believe it to be a common habit. Let’s hold hands here today and proudly shatter that misconception. Yes, you pick your nose. And yes…everyone else does, too.

AWESOME!

God save the pick


Hey, get your finger out of there. LOL

Back on topic, I did find a link, but it didn't contain the lyrics.  Anyone remember that one?





Edited by Slartibartfast - October 31 2008 at 08:06
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