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Arsillus 
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Posted: April 16 2005 at 20:00 |
 Velvetclown wrote:
A bum goes into a bar and askes for a toothpick. The bartender looks at him strangely and gives him one. A minute later another bum goes in and askes for a toothpick as well. The bartender is a little curious but say's nothing. A minute later another bum goes in and askes for a straw. The bartender looks at him and asks "why do you want a straw and what did your buddies want the toothpicks for?" The bum looks at him and says "A girl just threw up in the alley and all the good stuff is gone". |
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Certif1ed
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Posted: April 16 2005 at 16:36 |
>cough<
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Posted: April 15 2005 at 16:24 |
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Posted: April 14 2005 at 10:51 |
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Reed Lover
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Posted: April 13 2005 at 11:17 |
Velvetclown wrote:
A bum goes into a bar and askes for a toothpick. The bartender looks at him strangely and gives him one. A minute later another bum goes in and askes for a toothpick as well. The bartender is a little curious but say's nothing. A minute later another bum goes in and askes for a straw. The bartender looks at him and asks "why do you want a straw and what did your buddies want the toothpicks for?" The bum looks at him and says "A girl just threw up in the alley and all the good stuff is gone". |
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Velvetclown
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Posted: April 13 2005 at 11:07 |
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A bum goes into a bar and askes for a toothpick. The bartender looks at
him strangely and gives him one. A minute later another bum goes in and
askes for a toothpick as well. The bartender is a little curious but
say's nothing. A minute later another bum goes in and askes for a
straw. The bartender looks at him and asks "why do you want a straw and
what did your buddies want the toothpicks for?" The bum looks at him
and says "A girl just threw up in the alley and all the good stuff is
gone".
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Reed Lover
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Posted: April 13 2005 at 11:03 |
danbo wrote:
Lady Di arrives in heaven. Mother Teresa sees her and immediately goes to God and complains, "God, I have served people my whole life. Given all I have and all I get is this tiny halo. Lady Di has lived off the public, taking, taking, taking and never giving, yet she gets a huge halo. Why, God, why?" she pleads.
God says,
"Chill out sister, that's a steering wheel, not a halo."
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: April 12 2005 at 19:42 |
Lady Di arrives in heaven. Mother Teresa sees her and immediately goes to God and complains, "God, I have served people my whole life. Given all I have and all I get is this tiny halo. Lady Di has lived off the public, taking, taking, taking and never giving, yet she gets a huge halo. Why, God, why?" she pleads.
God says,
"Chill out sister, that's a steering wheel, not a halo."
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Cygnus X-2
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Posted: April 12 2005 at 19:01 |
Reed Lover wrote:
A man goes into his doctor with a steering wheel hanging out the front of his pants.
The doctor says "how did that get there?"
The bloke says "dunno-but it's driving me nuts!"
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Reed Lover
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Posted: April 12 2005 at 18:57 |
A man goes into his doctor with a steering wheel hanging out the front of his pants.
The doctor says "how did that get there?"
The bloke says "dunno-but it's driving me nuts!"
Edited by Reed Lover
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: April 12 2005 at 18:41 |
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Certif1ed
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Posted: April 12 2005 at 17:20 |
Shhh!
It was a kind of joke piece, called (in full) "Funeral March for the last rites of a deaf man".
http://music.research.home.att.net/4min33se.htm
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Joren
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Posted: April 12 2005 at 16:28 |
Certif1ed wrote:
joren wrote:
A revolutionairy "piece of music".
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Yes and no.
Yes, because of the philosophy behind it.
No, because it had already been done a few decades previously - see the other score I posted 
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They didn;t tell me that in class 
Is it true? and why? For what reason? (what philosophy was behind it?)
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Reed Lover
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Posted: April 12 2005 at 14:14 |
Half of Merseyside 9.30 tomorrow night.
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Syzygy
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Posted: April 12 2005 at 14:12 |
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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Reed Lover
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Posted: April 12 2005 at 14:06 |
Certif1ed wrote:
joren wrote:
A revolutionairy "piece of music".
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Yes and no.
Yes, because of the philosophy behind it.
No, because it had already been done a few decades previously - see the other score I posted
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Shut up!
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Posted: April 12 2005 at 13:54 |
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Certif1ed
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Posted: April 12 2005 at 08:25 |
joren wrote:
A revolutionairy "piece of music".
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Yes and no.
Yes, because of the philosophy behind it.
No, because it had already been done a few decades previously - see the other score I posted
Edited by Certif1ed
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Velvetclown
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Posted: April 12 2005 at 01:38 |
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Joren
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Posted: April 11 2005 at 18:46 |
Anyone familiar with the work of MALEVICH?
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