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    Posted: January 16 2008 at 03:29
I would learn to play some instruments, purchase a studio, found a record company and put out some of my own works.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 14 2008 at 04:10
I'd hire Jethro Tull to play music in the background while i quietly compose keyboardleads to Rush tracks.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 12 2008 at 20:00
I would get John Wetton, Bill Bruford, and Master Fripp to not only record Red 2, but release Blue goddammit!



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 23 2007 at 06:31
Originally posted by darqdean darqdean wrote:

We've been here before: http://www.progarchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=38448 Wink


and my answer is the same:
 

I'd start a record label & studio and record thousands of unsigned bands. There would be no star status, no unfair or binding contracts, no hidden management fees, no studio costs, no advances, no wages and no unlimited studio time - just the facilities to record, manufacture and distribute one album per band. There would be a limited amount of general promotion, (maybe a few well promoted tours and festivals and a series of targeted genre-specific promo CDs), but the bands would have to do all the specific promotion themselves, either individually or as small collectives within the label (anyone who can remember the Manchester Musicians Collective of the 80s will know how effective that can be)

 

Think of it as the opportunity to record a professional demo for free with added benfits of sound business and studio management. All start-up bands need that step-up to the next level and often it is just a small amount of cash and the knowledge to spend it wisely that prevents that from happening.

 

I have calculated that $5,000 for each band would produce a vialble "product" for them to sell and the sales of those would then be used to fund futher pressings and/or the second album. If any band or artist thinks that $5,000 is not enough then they are free to add to the pot with their own funds, if they are still not happy with that then they are not the kind of band I would be looking to help and they can go look for another label.

 

This would be a 100% non-profit making altruistic enterprise and all I would ask in return is for any band who made it big to remember where they came from and feed the system, so helping other struggling bands that follow them.

 


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 23 2007 at 05:14
Originally posted by martinprog77 martinprog77 wrote:

i would hide jerry springer to make a talk show with  pink floyd  and elp
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 23 2007 at 04:50
i would buy progarchive and delete  every single dream theater poll  Evil%20Smile
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 23 2007 at 04:45
i would hide jerry springer to make a talk show with  pink floyd  and elp
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 22 2007 at 17:15
Originally posted by darqdean darqdean wrote:

We've been here before: http://www.progarchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=38448 Wink


and my answer is the same:
 

I'd start a record label & studio and record thousands of unsigned bands. There would be no star status, no unfair or binding contracts, no hidden management fees, no studio costs, no advances, no wages and no unlimited studio time - just the facilities to record, manufacture and distribute one album per band. There would be a limited amount of general promotion, (maybe a few well promoted tours and festivals and a series of targeted genre-specific promo CDs), but the bands would have to do all the specific promotion themselves, either individually or as small collectives within the label (anyone who can remember the Manchester Musicians Collective of the 80s will know how effective that can be)

 

Think of it as the opportunity to record a professional demo for free with added benfits of sound business and studio management. All start-up bands need that step-up to the next level and often it is just a small amount of cash and the knowledge to spend it wisely that prevents that from happening.

 

I have calculated that $5,000 for each band would produce a vialble "product" for them to sell and the sales of those would then be used to fund futher pressings and/or the second album. If any band or artist thinks that $5,000 is not enough then they are free to add to the pot with their own funds, if they are still not happy with that then they are not the kind of band I would be looking to help and they can go look for another label.

 

This would be a 100% non-profit making altruistic enterprise and all I would ask in return is for any band who made it big to remember where they came from and feed the system, so helping other struggling bands that follow them.

 


I would donate the money to the above worthy cause.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 21 2007 at 11:27
1) Build a nice recording studio in a rustic setting
 
2) Put together my own live band and hire the following guys if possible to do a tour:
      a) Michael Manring on fretless and fretted bass
      b) Mattias Olsson (Anglagard) on drums
      c) The keyboardist from NeBeLNeST
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 19 2007 at 16:34
I'd buy a zoo.



And...uhh...put a copy of Fragile somewhere in it.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 19 2007 at 16:25
Great thread and funny stuff.   Love it.Wink
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 19 2007 at 14:29
Open a Venue in the North of England and pay all those Prog bands that never come this far up to play it.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 19 2007 at 13:09
I would just buy the entire music industry in general and completely reform it Big%20smile
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 19 2007 at 13:03
Originally posted by profanatio profanatio wrote:


 
 
I'd most of it on vintage gear of every type, recordng equipment, vintage synths, '59 Les Paul, Rick bass, among other things. Then I would put out an album. I would find people locally to play with, I'm a big believer that being in the right place at the right time has a lot to do with fame so I wouldn't worry about big names. My buddy John would do the cover and some singing and maybe some guitar too. With what was left I would pay Roger Dean to paint murals on the walls all over my house.
 
YES, especially to the vintage gear and Roger Dean. I'm already trying that whole band thing though.
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8. I'd commission Tony Banks to form his own 3 piece band. I always thought that would be interesting.
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 19 2007 at 11:39
I would use the money for reissuing prog albums that are unavailable now.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 19 2007 at 10:54
Originally posted by rushfan4 rushfan4 wrote:

Originally posted by Teh_Slippermenz Teh_Slippermenz wrote:

Originally posted by profanatio profanatio wrote:


3. I would pay Peter Gabriel and Genesis to reform and perform "The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway" every night until I said so. ha ha!


Unfortunately, I doubt any amount of money would make Peter agree to this. Damn solo careers. Although I'd also pay to see that happen. LOL


1. I would buy all the prog albums I want
2. I would pay Porcupine Tree to come here to Michigan!
3. I would fund an anime based on Yes. Manga artist U-Jin and novelist Shouji Gatoh would help out. Stern%20SmileStern%20SmileStern%20Smile
4. ELP, get your coats on, you're coming to THE PALACE OF AUBURN HILLS!!! (I would pay ELP to reunite...)
 
All 4 of these work quite well for me.  My nephew was born on the day Porcupine Tree was here in May.  I had only considered going at that point since I hadn't heard about the show until a couple of days before (not sure if any tickets were even available) but when my nephew was born that meant I had other plans and the PT show was a no go.


Haha, PT played in Philly last year on my wedding anniversary...didn't have the balls to catch that show.  Wink  But then I did get to see them a little bit later on the Blank Planet tour, so all is well.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 19 2007 at 10:53
Originally posted by Teh_Slippermenz Teh_Slippermenz wrote:

Originally posted by profanatio profanatio wrote:


3. I would pay Peter Gabriel and Genesis to reform and perform "The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway" every night until I said so. ha ha!


Unfortunately, I doubt any amount of money would make Peter agree to this. Damn solo careers. Although I'd also pay to see that happen. LOL


1. I would buy all the prog albums I want
2. I would pay Porcupine Tree to come here to Michigan!
3. I would fund an anime based on Yes. Manga artist U-Jin and novelist Shouji Gatoh would help out. Stern%20SmileStern%20SmileStern%20Smile
4. ELP, get your coats on, you're coming to THE PALACE OF AUBURN HILLS!!! (I would pay ELP to reunite...)
 
All 4 of these work quite well for me.  My nephew was born on the day Porcupine Tree was here in May.  I had only considered going at that point since I hadn't heard about the show until a couple of days before (not sure if any tickets were even available) but when my nephew was born that meant I had other plans and the PT show was a no go.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 19 2007 at 10:42
Originally posted by horza horza wrote:

I'd hire Hampden and set up 'Progfest' over a summers weekend:

Day one (Fri.): Kamelot, Symphony X, Dream Theater, Rush, Pink Floyd
Day two(Sat.): Fates Warning, Opeth, Porcupine Tree, Peter Gabriel, Yes
Day three (Sun.): Twelfth Night, Camel, Steve Hillage, Marillion, Genesis
 
Can you hire somewhere else? I saw the Chili Peppers there and thought it was a horrible place for a gig.
 
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