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    Posted: March 11 2005 at 09:24
Originally posted by Blacksword Blacksword wrote:

Originally posted by sigod sigod wrote:

If I spike you, you will know you have been spiked.....

"If I was to 'medicine' you, man, you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present"





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Jamie Oliver is a twatty, chubba-tongued chef who requires a good slap


The patron saint of wannabe chavs - not to mention so up to his piggy eyes in debt after his ill-fated "15" experiment, he's now to be seen on any advert Sainsburys want him to do just to keep himself in the style to which he has become accustomed.

Not so much "pukka" as "F

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That's what we call chatposting!

And Jamie often makes cheap good stuff, good inspiration for poor students.
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She's got a glass eye so maybe you could talk it asleep-thus giving me the opportunity.........LOL

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Points: 7559 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 10 2005 at 06:55
Originally posted by Reed Lover Reed Lover wrote:

Originally posted by Certif1ed Certif1ed wrote:

Originally posted by Reed Lover Reed Lover wrote:

Originally posted by Certif1ed Certif1ed wrote:

Originally posted by emdiar emdiar wrote:

What is the difference between Kate Moss and a fake dollar bill?

One's a phoney buck..................

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and what's the difference between Jamie Oliver and a cross country run?

One's a pant in the country................

I dont get it,can you explain for me?Cry

Most non-professional long-distance runners tend to breathe heavily whilst running - panting, one might say. The country bit speaks for itself.

Jamie Oliver is a twatty, chubba-lipped chef from Essex, who annoys a lot of people by remaining alive.

In the olden days, people used the word "Pantry" to describe where they kept their food.

Jamie Oliver is a twatty, chubba-tongued chef who requires a good slap http://www.urban75.com/Punch/oliver.html (click on his image for satisfying fun!).

 

Thanks Cert,but I still dont get it.....will you have a word with my wife?Cry

I could try, but if she doesn't want to give it to you, I'm not sure that I could talk her round...
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Originally posted by Certif1ed Certif1ed wrote:

Originally posted by Reed Lover Reed Lover wrote:

Originally posted by Certif1ed Certif1ed wrote:

Originally posted by emdiar emdiar wrote:

What is the difference between Kate Moss and a fake dollar bill?

One's a phoney buck..................

^

 

and what's the difference between Jamie Oliver and a cross country run?

One's a pant in the country................

I dont get it,can you explain for me?Cry

Most non-professional long-distance runners tend to breathe heavily whilst running - panting, one might say. The country bit speaks for itself.

Jamie Oliver is a twatty, chubba-lipped chef from Essex, who annoys a lot of people by remaining alive.

In the olden days, people used the word "Pantry" to describe where they kept their food.

Jamie Oliver is a twatty, chubba-tongued chef who requires a good slap http://www.urban75.com/Punch/oliver.html (click on his image for satisfying fun!).

 

Thanks Cert,but I still dont get it.....will you have a word with my wife?Cry



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Originally posted by Reed Lover Reed Lover wrote:

Originally posted by Certif1ed Certif1ed wrote:

Originally posted by emdiar emdiar wrote:

What is the difference between Kate Moss and a fake dollar bill?

One's a phoney buck..................

^

 

and what's the difference between Jamie Oliver and a cross country run?

One's a pant in the country................

I dont get it,can you explain for me?Cry

Most non-professional long-distance runners tend to breathe heavily whilst running - panting, one might say. The country bit speaks for itself.

Jamie Oliver is a twatty, chubba-lipped chef from Essex, who annoys a lot of people by remaining alive.

In the olden days, people used the word "Pantry" to describe where they kept their food.

Jamie Oliver is a twatty, chubba-tongued chef who requires a good slap http://www.urban75.com/Punch/oliver.html (click on his image for satisfying fun!).

 



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Originally posted by Certif1ed Certif1ed wrote:

Originally posted by emdiar emdiar wrote:

What is the difference between Kate Moss and a fake dollar bill?

One's a phoney buck..................

^

 

and what's the difference between Jamie Oliver and a cross country run?

One's a pant in the country................

I dont get it,can you explain for me?Cry



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Originally posted by emdiar emdiar wrote:

What is the difference between Kate Moss and a fake dollar bill?

One's a phoney buck..................

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and what's the difference between Jamie Oliver and a cross country run?

One's a pant in the country................
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What is the difference between Kate Moss and a fake dollar bill?

One's a phoney buck..................

 



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Originally posted by maani maani wrote:

Sigod:


Whatever is causing redbar's problem, he is aware of it, has apologized profusely for it, and has asked voluntarily to be removed from the site.  In your case, just remember to take your medication and everything will be alright...


Peace.



Sorry, Maani - he's at it again!

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RITALIN, ANYONE????????????

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Epic. Simply epic.
       
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Originally posted by sigod sigod wrote:

If I spike you, you will know you have been spiked.....

"If I was to 'medicine' you, man, you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present"
Ultimately bored by endless ecstasy!
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Originally posted by Blacksword Blacksword wrote:

Bollox to the natural approach sigod...


Take this & party..


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Jezz Sigod, if i had to sport that 'tache I'd be mega-stressed.

 

Where'd you get that pic' and does it come with a tagline reading: "as an early 80s porn star I like to get my jollies with phone sex at my local airport terminal, and no, I won't take my hand out of my pocket, it's busy"
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If I spike you, you will know you have been spiked.....
I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
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Bollox to the natural approach sigod...

Take this & party..

 
Ultimately bored by endless ecstasy!
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Cool wet grass, nice quiet medows, sunny sandy beaches....

....I'm now quite relaxed.....

Cheers guys
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A hot shot of the powdered flesh of the black centipede directly into the superior vena cava...does it every time.
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Points: 14693 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 09 2005 at 03:11
Originally posted by Blacksword Blacksword wrote:

Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

I prefer Citalopram, myself....


Ha! Thats a pussys drug!!


You wanna get yourself some Venlafaxine..


Hardcore!!..



Forget 'em both!- let's all take Seroxat and go psychotic!

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