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Tapfret 
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Posted: September 10 2007 at 04:58 |
 king of Siam wrote:
No, I think Stony boy was talking about regular nurses not RN's. I go to a community college with one of the best nursing schools(at least it's what I've heard.). The serious nursing students all want to be an RN, the "heavy-drinking bimbos" either drop out or becomes those nurses who have no actual responsibilities, they're pretty much receptionists. |
You are referring to 'Nursing Assistants', sometimes called 'Patient Care Techs' or probably a bunch of other terms depending on where you go (and with the international contingent on this site, I'm sure it is quite variable). And believe me, I depend on them and they work very hard. There are obviously exceptions to any rule, but a health care setting is one of the harder places to avoid responsibility.
If you don't mind me asking, what Community College would that be?
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Tapfret
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Posted: September 10 2007 at 04:47 |
Majestic_Mayhem wrote:
I like mine short and easy.
I'm glad my I passed my PT board exam 3 years ago. 600 items all in multiple choices. |
That's a lot of questions for your boards. NCLEX here has a min. 75 max. 269. Do your boards have primarily concrete knowledge or a bunch of prioritizing and delegation questions?
Any plans on coming to work in the states? I could use a nice fat referral bonus?  J/K, I think overseas referral bonuses are limitted to recruiters. But I will say this, I really appreciate our PT's for getting the patients moving when I'm buried in paperwork. Never let anybody marginalize the job you do.
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Posted: September 10 2007 at 04:42 |
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No, I think Stony boy was talking about regular nurses not RN's. I go to a community college with one of the best nursing schools(at least it's what I've heard.). The serious nursing students all want to be an RN, the "heavy-drinking bimbos" either drop out or becomes those nurses who have no actual responsibilities, they're pretty much receptionists.
Edited by king of Siam - September 10 2007 at 04:43
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Tapfret
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Posted: September 10 2007 at 04:35 |
darqdean wrote:
Stoney, I'd keep you thoughts to yourself next time you go into hostpital to have your tonsils out, that dumb blond heavy drinking bimbo nurse might just get the operating table the wrong way around. 
And don't ask her to prick your boil.  
a gratuatous Nursey pic...
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If it has yet to be noted, I am a nurse.
And I look much more like the figure on the right than the figure on the left.
And Stonebeard, please be aware that classroom tests are butterfly kisses compared to the tests my clients take on a daily basis. And they are frequently pass/fail.
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Posted: September 09 2007 at 09:53 |
Oh no..... please..... I still have another long year and a half to end the bloody school.... and tests suck balls.... I have one tomorrow, it's with double mark... and yet math!!!!  In this moment I just hope to not drop out the year.......... ... ... Edit: btw, I choose the easiest choice: True of false / Multiple options 
Edited by sircosick - September 09 2007 at 09:54
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The best you can is good enough...
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Posted: September 09 2007 at 09:40 |
darqdean wrote:
Majestic_Mayhem wrote:
I like mine short and easy.
I'm glad my I passed my PT board exam 3 years ago. 600 items all in multiple choices. |
You have exams in Porcupine Tree??!!! 600 questions!! That beats the 10 Genesis questions on MasterMind.
I've just realised this Poll is a multiple choice and my previous answer was an essay. 
Stoney, I'd keep you thoughts to yourself next time you go into hostpital to have your tonsils out, that dumb blond heavy drinking bimbo nurse might just get the operating table the wrong way around.
And don't ask her to prick your boil.
a gratuatous Nursey pic...
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Physical Therapy that is.
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Posted: September 09 2007 at 06:18 |
Majestic_Mayhem wrote:
I like mine short and easy.
I'm glad my I passed my PT board exam 3 years ago. 600 items all in multiple choices. |
You have exams in Porcupine Tree??!!! 600 questions!! That beats the 10 Genesis questions on MasterMind.
I've just realised this Poll is a multiple choice and my previous answer was an essay.
Stoney, I'd keep you thoughts to yourself next time you go into hostpital to have your tonsils out, that dumb blond heavy drinking bimbo nurse might just get the operating table the wrong way around.
And don't ask her to prick your boil.
a gratuatous Nursey pic...
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Posted: September 09 2007 at 02:57 |
Hello Stoney. Guess what I felt when I saw your thread about depression:
A. Concerned
B. Worried
C. Both A and B
Pencils down.
Pass yor papers, finished or not.
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Tapfret
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Posted: September 09 2007 at 02:54 |
stonebeard wrote:
I wouldn't know, but it seems to be the default option for a lot of the heavy-drinking bimbos in my graduating class.... |
Guess when it becomes an unattractive option to them...about the time of their first test.
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stonebeard
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Posted: September 09 2007 at 02:53 |
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Mabuhay, MM! It's been awhile since you've been here.
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JayDee
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Posted: September 09 2007 at 02:49 |
I like mine short and easy.
I'm glad my I passed my PT board exam 3 years ago. 600 items all in multiple choices.
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Posted: September 09 2007 at 02:37 |
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I wouldn't know, but it seems to be the default option for a lot of the heavy-drinking bimbos in my graduating class....
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Posted: September 09 2007 at 02:35 |
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I don't think that nursing is an easy or "cushy" job ...
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stonebeard
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Posted: September 09 2007 at 02:28 |
Tapfret wrote:
stonebeard wrote:
^ No, they have the crap tested out of them. But they forget it all after cramming because they don't care and because geography doesn't relate to the lives of dumb blonds going into nursing. Those are the kind of people that can't find the Pacific Ocean on a map. They can get paid a reasonable amount of money themselves and marry their rich lawyer who can tell them where the Pacific Ocean is if they ever need to know.
Tests are necessary because the students have to have grades somehow, but they're practically worthless in high school. The BAR exam...now that's a good kind of test.
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1. Your comment about nursing is a baseless, rude generalization.
2. If you don't like tests you had better avoid school. |
1. Of course it is, but if you had as many dumb blonds from your school go into nursing, you'd think the same way. In fact, I said nothing about nursing as a profession other than it doesn't require a hefty knowledge of geography (does it?). If anything, I was generalizing the dumb blonds who go into nursing (because they think its an easy, cushy job). 2. Who likes tests?  No one goes to school to take tests, they go to school to get an education. Tests are an unfortunate consequence.
Edited by stonebeard - September 09 2007 at 02:34
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Posted: September 09 2007 at 02:27 |
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The least amount of answers the better, unless you have to write it out...
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MikeEnRegalia
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Posted: September 09 2007 at 02:21 |
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^ interestingly we don't have multiple choice tests in high school ... at least not from 3rd grade on. Intuitively I'd say that multiple choice tests are a very, very poor method of testing knowledge ... but they're cheap and take less time to evaluate for the teacher. A simple matter of priorities!
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Tapfret
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Posted: September 09 2007 at 02:21 |
stonebeard wrote:
^ No, they have the crap tested out of them. But they forget it all after cramming because they don't care and because geography doesn't relate to the lives of dumb blonds going into nursing. Those are the kind of people that can't find the Pacific Ocean on a map. They can get paid a reasonable amount of money themselves and marry their rich lawyer who can tell them where the Pacific Ocean is if they ever need to know.
Tests are necessary because the students have to have grades somehow, but they're practically worthless in high school. The BAR exam...now that's a good kind of test.
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1. Your comment about nursing is a baseless, rude generalization.
2. If you don't like tests you had better avoid school.
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kazansky
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Posted: September 09 2007 at 02:20 |
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multiple choices, or short answers. i don't like writting whole bunch of crap that could be said with only a few simple words
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The devil we blame our atrocities on is really just each one of us.
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stonebeard
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Posted: September 09 2007 at 02:01 |
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^ No, they have the crap tested out of them. But they forget it all after cramming because they don't care and because geography doesn't relate to the lives of dumb blonds going into nursing. Those are the kind of people that can't find the Pacific Ocean on a map. They can get paid a reasonable amount of money themselves and marry their rich lawyer who can tell them where the Pacific Ocean is if they ever need to know.
Tests are necessary because the students have to have grades somehow, but they're practically worthless in high school. The BAR exam...now that's a good kind of test.
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Tapfret
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Posted: September 09 2007 at 01:53 |
stonebeard wrote:
What is this essay nonsense! If I want to know the material, I'll know it, but I don't want to write a bunch of words about crap I may or may not enjoy if I don't have to! Tests are practically worthless; all you ever get out of a class that betters you is what you want to get out of it through lecture and discussion. A test is just to get a grade, not to somehow make you know the material better. So, I choose multiple choice. |
That's how we end up with U.S. kids getting to high school without so much as basic arithmetic skills or the ability to point out the Pacific Ocean on a map. The curriculum is taught but nobody tests them to determine whether they have the basic skill sets to move on. You have to have some standard by which you measure knowledge. Do you really want a surgeon operating on you who has not been tested in basic anaomy and physiology? I think not. 
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