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    Posted: July 24 2007 at 17:31
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Priceless.  And perfectly sums up the difference between men and women.
I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you?
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Points: 4079 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 24 2007 at 11:43

WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.


MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store and a golf course.  This doesn't rhyme and
I don't give a sh!t.

 
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