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Vompatti 
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Posted: August 12 2007 at 14:52 |
 toolis wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
I didn't read the first page so I don't know what this is about. Presidents are nice, they were a suit.(I meant to write "they wear a suit", but I think it's funnier the way it is.)
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we are supposed to drink wine together and throw witty lines so i guess you're in... |
I never drink...wine.
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asimplemistake
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Posted: August 12 2007 at 14:48 |
cuncuna wrote:
Eight equal equal equal equal uppercase d. |
Edited by asimplemistake - August 12 2007 at 14:48
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toolis
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Posted: August 12 2007 at 14:34 |
Vompatti wrote:
I didn't read the first page so I don't know what this is about. Presidents are nice, they were a suit.(I meant to write "they wear a suit", but I think it's funnier the way it is.)
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we are supposed to drink wine together and throw witty lines so i guess you're in...
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-music is like pornography...
sometimes amateurs turn us on, even more...
-sometimes you are the pigeon and sometimes you are the statue...
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 12 2007 at 14:28 |
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I didn't read the first page so I don't know what this is about. Presidents are nice, they were a suit.
(I meant to write "they wear a suit", but I think it's funnier the way it is.)
Edited by Vompatti - August 12 2007 at 14:28
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cuncuna
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Posted: July 19 2007 at 22:16 |
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Eight equal equal equal equal uppercase d.
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ĦBeware of the Bee!
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thellama73
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Posted: July 19 2007 at 22:13 |
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I don't like FDR because I don't like communism.
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1800iareyay
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Posted: July 19 2007 at 20:18 |
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Had I been able to vote, I would have called in sick. No one qualified to be president will ever run for the office. FDR was the last one, and people are finally starting to look at his presidencyh objectively, which knocks him down a few pegs.
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thellama73
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Posted: July 16 2007 at 12:53 |
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I voted for Bush too, and I was in a swing state! Man, I was an unpopular guy that day.
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Dim
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Posted: July 15 2007 at 13:08 |
I think it would everyone should know tha I voted Bush, and I'm proud of it! Shoot the missiles now, bring it on! 
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clarke2001
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Posted: July 15 2007 at 06:16 |
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Good morning everyone.
Good morning headache.
Hair is still short and it looks horrible - I did it myself, and it's full of "holes".
Anybody wants to share a digital coffee with me? A strong one.
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thellama73
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Posted: July 14 2007 at 23:02 |
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My bottle of wine seems to be empty. This is most distressing.
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progismylife
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Posted: July 14 2007 at 21:53 |
Puns are great ways to show how humorless you can be. See my Egg - s/t review to see how bad puns can get.  Enjoy the wine my friend, it will be one more year before I can legally join you.
Edited by progismylife - July 14 2007 at 21:53
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1800iareyay
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Posted: July 14 2007 at 21:34 |
I'm trying to rescue the soiled name of Pun, but it's an uphill battle, because so many people don't realize how clever they can be.
I regret to say I'm logging off now. My family and I have been moving furniture and boxes all day to our new home and I'm beat and in need of a shower. Enjoy the wine.
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thellama73
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Posted: July 14 2007 at 21:28 |
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Puns are underrated and a gloriously witty form of humor.
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1800iareyay
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Posted: July 14 2007 at 21:25 |
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I fight with the voices in my head. Not often though, because my voices aren't your average vocies. Each one represents a facet of comedy. There's Anecdote, Irony, Observation, Insult, and even Pun. We all gang up on Pun because he's rarely funny. It's easy to beat him because he's quite pun-y (damn you Pun! I didn't give you permission to type that!)
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thellama73
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Posted: July 14 2007 at 21:21 |
clarke2001 wrote:
I just finished my third bottle of cider on an empty stomach, semi-drunk, after a fresh fight with my girlfriend and after cutting my half a meter hair long short in the age of 30.
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I miss fighting with my girlfriend. Now I have no one to fight with.
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1800iareyay
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Posted: July 14 2007 at 21:21 |
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Welcome sir! I was wondering if llama and I would be the only ones enjoying this digital wine. Did you cut the hair yourself, because that would be impressive.
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thellama73
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Posted: July 14 2007 at 21:20 |
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Hang on a sec, you have a handlebar moustache with a top hat? Are you a magician? |
No, but I'm a juggler! A magician conceals his skills, a juggler flaunts his.
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clarke2001
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Posted: July 14 2007 at 21:18 |
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I just finished my third bottle of cider on an empty stomach, semi-drunk, after a fresh fight with my girlfriend and after cutting my half a meter hair long short in the age of 30.
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1800iareyay
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Posted: July 14 2007 at 21:17 |
Nothin wrong with a stache. My best friend had a staceh with a beard, and I swear to you he looked just like Dustin Diamond from Saved By the Bell. He got so much grief from friends and even customers at his job that he shaved only the stache and left the beard. Now we all think he looks like a rapist. Personally, I wish he had gotten rid of the beard and saved the moustache.
About the watch, I'm afraid I'm no expert. I just go to a store and pick one I like.
Hang on a sec, you have a handlebar moustache with a top hat? Are you a magician?
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