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The Whistler 
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 Topic: Help Decide the Whistler's Future Pt. 2
Posted: April 10 2007 at 02:32 |
 el böthy wrote:
The Whistler wrote:
kazansky wrote:
once you get used, driving could be useful to you, dude... |
I'm more interesting in what could happen in the back seat than the front. |
then, why istn that an option for you to drive in the poll? eh? eh? the whistler, mr whistler? eh? ever thought about that? eh? I dont think so... I dont think you did, eh! ... freakin whistler
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Because I don't love Ian quite that much.
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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el böthy
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Posted: April 09 2007 at 09:16 |
The Whistler wrote:
kazansky wrote:
once you get used, driving could be useful to you, dude... |
I'm more interesting in what could happen in the back seat than the front. |
then, why istn that an option for you to drive in the poll? eh? eh? the whistler, mr whistler? eh? ever thought about that? eh? I dont think so... I dont think you did, eh! ... freakin whistler
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"You want me to play what, Robert?"
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The Whistler
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Posted: April 09 2007 at 02:51 |
Philéas wrote:
Rent a limosine with a driver! Problem solved. |
HA! Not likely. Ian would surely suspect something was wrong if a limo picked him up; no, ice cream truck is much safer.
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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clarke2001
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Posted: April 08 2007 at 19:59 |
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Hire a chaffeur and a private bus, as Ian do. What's the name of his touring bus, "Sarah Jane" I think?
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Philéas
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Posted: April 08 2007 at 19:33 |
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Rent a limosine with a driver! Problem solved.
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Chus
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Location: Venezuela
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Posted: April 08 2007 at 18:49 |
The Whistler wrote:
Holy crap, that's brilliant! We can just give the gas station attendant a copy of Aqualung; I'm sure Ian keeps a bunch of those with him wherever he goes.
Of course, if he's just got a bunch of Crest of the Knaves, we'll have to use money. |
And of course let him carry a bowl of Catfish from his catfish farm.
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Jesus Gabriel
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magnus
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Posted: April 08 2007 at 18:44 |
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For the Ian.
A normal stalker is laughable.
A stalker with a car and a driver's license - now that's a force to be reckoned with!
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The scattered jigsaw of my redemption laid out before my eyes
Each piece as amorphous as the other - Each piece in its lack of shape a lie
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The Whistler
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Posted: April 08 2007 at 02:00 |
Holy crap, that's brilliant! We can just give the gas station attendant a copy of Aqualung; I'm sure Ian keeps a bunch of those with him wherever he goes.
Of course, if he's just got a bunch of Crest of the Knaves, we'll have to use money.
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Chus
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Posted: April 08 2007 at 01:56 |
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For the Ian.. kidnap him anyway, he can pay you all the gas costs.
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Jesus Gabriel
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The Whistler
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Posted: April 08 2007 at 01:45 |
You know what? Anybody coming into this who doesn't want to take the time out to read the first post will have NO IDEA what this is about; they'll figure the purpose of the poll is somehow related to kidnapping a certain minor celebrity.
Of course, with options like "FOR the Ian," and a title like "Decide the Whistler's Future...PART 2!" I get the feeling that the people who bothered to look are the kind of people who'd actually vote.
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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rileydog22
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Posted: April 08 2007 at 01:40 |
Chus wrote:
The Whistler wrote:
Right! Then it's all set. Let's buy some ice cream! |
Do not let the Ice Cream lady see you or she'll wet her drawers. |
No, that'll only happen if she see's him IN THE PASSION PLAY. But the passion play goes all the way, so maybe this is all the passion play. So perhaps it WOULD be best to avoid the ice-cream lady. I'M CONFUSED!
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The Whistler
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Posted: April 08 2007 at 01:40 |
Chus wrote:
The Whistler wrote:
Right! Then it's all set. Let's buy some ice cream! |
Do not let the Ice Cream lady see you or she'll wet her drawers. |
Don't worry; the ice cream castles will be refrigerated.
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Chus
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Posted: April 08 2007 at 01:31 |
The Whistler wrote:
Right! Then it's all set. Let's buy some ice cream! |
Do not let the Ice Cream lady see you or she'll wet her drawers.
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Jesus Gabriel
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The Whistler
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Posted: April 08 2007 at 01:26 |
Right! Then it's all set. Let's buy some ice cream!
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Atavachron
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Posted: April 08 2007 at 01:19 |
The Whistler wrote:
In my email, I'll ask Ian what his favourite iced cream is |
It's Brown Mousse 
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The Whistler
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Posted: April 08 2007 at 01:04 |
moreitsythanyou wrote:
The Whistler wrote:
moreitsythanyou wrote:
I say drive for Ian. Being someone just learning how to drive, I don't think it's too hard and will be totally worth it. Who knows, next time, he might be playing even further away and you'll still know how to drive and not have to think about kidnapping. |
A more persuasive argument would be: "Think about it Whistler; if you learned to drive, not only would you be able to track down Ian faster and easier, but you'd also have a trunk to stash him in en route to the basement!"
Say...maybe this driving thing IS a good idea... |
In that case, get an ice cream truck. It's good for storage and for providing captives with tasty frozen dairy |
Great. In my email, I'll ask Ian what his favourite iced cream is, and I'll recommend he wear a sweater for that particular concert (no reason).
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Chus
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Location: Venezuela
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Posted: April 08 2007 at 01:04 |
The Whistler wrote:
Chus wrote:
The Whistler wrote:
king of Siam wrote:
What about I give you a ride,
you pay for the gas and concert?
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Pay for gas? Dude, it would be more cost effective to kidnap Ian and lock him in my basement...
(strokes chin) Hmm...
(sniff) |
You forgot the sniff  |
Better? |
Perfect plan now!
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Jesus Gabriel
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moreitsythanyou
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Posted: April 08 2007 at 01:00 |
The Whistler wrote:
moreitsythanyou wrote:
I say drive for Ian. Being someone just learning how to drive, I don't think it's too hard and will be totally worth it. Who knows, next time, he might be playing even further away and you'll still know how to drive and not have to think about kidnapping. |
A more persuasive argument would be: "Think about it Whistler; if you learned to drive, not only would you be able to track down Ian faster and easier, but you'd also have a trunk to stash him in en route to the basement!"
Say...maybe this driving thing IS a good idea... |
In that case, get an ice cream truck. It's good for storage and for providing captives with tasty frozen dairy
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 <font color=white>butts, lol[/COLOR]
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The Whistler
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Location: LA, CA
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Posted: April 08 2007 at 00:59 |
moreitsythanyou wrote:
I say drive for Ian. Being someone just learning how to drive, I don't think it's too hard and will be totally worth it. Who knows, next time, he might be playing even further away and you'll still know how to drive and not have to think about kidnapping. |
A more persuasive argument would be: "Think about it Whistler; if you learned to drive, not only would you be able to track down Ian faster and easier, but you'd also have a trunk to stash him in en route to the basement!"
Say...maybe this driving thing IS a good idea...
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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moreitsythanyou
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Posted: April 08 2007 at 00:53 |
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I say drive for Ian. Being someone just learning how to drive, I don't think it's too hard and will be totally worth it. Who knows, next time, he might be playing even further away and you'll still know how to drive and not have to think about kidnapping.
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<font color=white>butts, lol[/COLOR]
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