Petition for Cert to come back

Oh Certie Boy, the nerds, the nerds are caw-haw-ling...

(help me out, Jim, fer chris'sake!)

A-But haw-cum a-yee BAAAAAAAACK....

(Ahem)

= Sure if ye leave, Certo laddie, who else will I call after an obscure jam-making product me dear departed mum used to use? Now answer me that one!

Hangedman wrote: James Lee wrote: Hangedman wrote: Im going to leave because others dont share my opinions! RAR! If you're waiting for the poll to plead for your return, I suspect that it may not be as forthcoming...maybe we'll throw you the same kind of party once you've earned as many well-wishers as Cert did. Not as negative a response as i was looking for, but ill use it anyhow. I have nothing personal against Cert, nor do I agree with the reviewers who obviously never heard the albums they were reviewing or were just bitter about the inclusion of a band they didnt think belonged. But announcing your departure because you dont think some other kids are playing fair. What he did is the equivalent of having a temper tantrum and running up to your room to cry and just be angry in general. Cert was a very interesting member but I refuse to lament his loss unless he manages to raise himself above the level of the bogus reviewers. P.S. last post was sarcasm meant to spark a negative reaction.

Just for the record, I didn't really think you were leaving.

Almost everyone has a flare-up if they spend any amount of time on these irritating but occasionally interesting forums....except the people who are constantly inflamed, or emotionless and robotic. Cert's got a long history of level-headedness, so I'm completely unwilling to hold one angry post against him. Especially since I can totally see where he's coming from.

James Lee wrote: Hangedman wrote: Im going to leave because others dont share my opinions! RAR! If you're waiting for the poll to plead for your return, I suspect that it may not be as forthcoming...maybe we'll throw you the same kind of party once you've earned as many well-wishers as Cert did.

Not as negative a response as i was looking for, but ill use it anyhow.

I have nothing personal against Cert, nor do I agree with the reviewers who obviously never heard the albums they were reviewing or were just bitter about the inclusion of a band they didnt think belonged. But announcing your departure because you dont think some other kids are playing fair. What he did is the equivalent of having a temper tantrum and running up to your room to cry and just be angry in general.

Cert was a very interesting member but I refuse to lament his loss unless he manages to raise himself above the level of the bogus reviewers.

P.S. last post was sarcasm meant to spark a negative reaction.

Im going to leave because others dont share my opinions! RAR!

Cert - I can only quote Daevid Allen at this point:

It's all much too serious to take seriously.

Come back and give those blinkered, narrrow minded peasants the sound spanking they so richly deserve!

I think a lot of people don't think Cert is prog enough for the site, and are unfortunately using reviews of Cert to express that feeling. So Radiohead got mad and announced that they were leaving, which upset a lot of people who would miss them when they were gone.

No, wait, I'm mixed up. What were we talking about again?

gdub411 wrote: Come Back Cert! Radiohead is great. They'll be my favorite band from this day on.

...but what is the problem with Cert? I think that I missed something

danbo wrote: Reed Lover wrote: Come back ,Cert ! Danbo's worn out Gdub, he needs a new bitch! Your sincerity is refreshing. Must be the new butt plug.  BTW, I thought you were my new bitch.

No way Worf!

Not with my foot on your backbone, and you with a mouthful of dust