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aqualung28 
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Posted: January 24 2005 at 00:29 |
 gdub411 wrote:
aqualung28 wrote:
that is a good theory, but I will stick to my Watergate theory until your's is further proven
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What? KPG is actually Richard Nixon!!!?
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Not Quite. My theory is he is the informant Deepthroat. Or wait, He's Jimmy Hoffa (or his ghost or Elvis)
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"O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love
'n you should have us all
O' you should have us fall"
"Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart
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Rob The Plant
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Posted: January 23 2005 at 00:55 |
maani wrote:
Rob:
You mean like the river of evil slime that runs through the sewers of Manhattan in Ghostbusters 2? 
Peace.
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Perhaps even the very same entity.
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Collaborators will take your soul.
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maani
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Posted: January 22 2005 at 23:56 |
Rob:
You mean like the river of evil slime that runs through the sewers of Manhattan in Ghostbusters 2?
Peace.
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Rob The Plant
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Posted: January 22 2005 at 23:43 |
we're all K00l Prog Guruz! He's the embodiment of our deep seeded contempt for great people like Roger waters, Geddy Lee, etc, but most of all Peter Gabriel! The combined power of our dark feelings has created KPG!
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gdub411
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Posted: January 22 2005 at 23:38 |
aqualung28 wrote:
that is a good theory, but I will stick to my Watergate theory until your's is further proven
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What? KPG is actually Richard Nixon!!!?
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aqualung28
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Posted: January 22 2005 at 23:18 |
that is a good theory, but I will stick to my Watergate theory until your's is further proven
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"O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love
'n you should have us all
O' you should have us fall"
"Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart
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maani
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Posted: January 22 2005 at 22:49 |
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Uh...mmm...guys? There is quite a bit of time I can't account for. Is it possible that I am KPG, and actually type in my sleep?
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Blacksword
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Posted: January 22 2005 at 16:24 |
James Lee wrote:
Blacksword: if KPG is who he says he is then you've been dead for over a decade now! 
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Exactly. Highly unlikely wouldn't you say??
Although I could have faked my own death, and be working with Robert Maxwell & Elvis in Subway. 
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Ultimately bored by endless ecstasy!
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James Lee
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Posted: January 21 2005 at 20:12 |
Other official Vegas odds:
1000/1 Vibrationbaby will be succesful at getting Mariah back on the main page
100/1 Threefates will go a day without mentioning Greg Lake.
50/1 DallasBryan will get his German bands into the database
20/1 Peter will misspell a word in his next post
10/1 Cert will come back before next weekend
5/1 Reed Lover will begin a multi-page debate with some poor foolish newbie
3/1 KPG will lose interest in this site when he discovers girls
2/1 another "is ___ prog" thread will appear on the main page in the next 24 hours
1/1 (even money) James Lee could be doing something more constructive than this.
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Reed Lover
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Posted: January 21 2005 at 19:23 |
Reed Lover wrote:
The betting:
The "Who The Fudge Is KoolProgGnu" Stakes:
1/9 Rob The Plant
10/1Gdub,Eddy
25/1Garion ;&n bsp; &a mp;a mp;a mp;n bsp; 25/1 Reed The lover,& Tuxon
& nbsp; 100/1 Peter The Rideout ; ; ; ; 100/1 penguin
100/1 James Lee,Jim Garten,Sigod 100/1 Threefarts,Useful Halfwit, DullArse Bryan,Violet VelvetNumpty,
100/1 Maani, Max, Certif1ed, or Petra
Place your bets!!!!!!!
BTW it is Even money that Danbo is really Worf out of Star trek!
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James Lee
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Posted: January 21 2005 at 19:21 |
Only my bookie knows for sure who my money's on.
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Reed Lover
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Posted: January 21 2005 at 19:08 |
James Lee wrote:
Ah, this thread is starting to feel like home.
Everyone is talking in 'odds' and assuming nobody is who they pretend to be.
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The house is never wrong check the odds on Page 1 of this thread.
The answer to this riddle is awaiting you.............bet you can hardly wait
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James Lee
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Posted: January 21 2005 at 19:01 |
Ah, this thread is starting to feel like home.
Everyone is talking in 'odds' and assuming nobody is who they pretend to be.
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Garion81
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Posted: January 21 2005 at 18:50 |
Reed Lover wrote:
Blacksword wrote:
I'm not buying this at all.
I reckon KPG is Certif1eds alter ego. I think he has quit as his true self and left KPG behind to wind us lot up. The character was set up in particular to get at those who sl*gged off Radiohead.
KPG, if you are who you say you are, then I'm Kasper Weinberger..
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Check the odds: Cert is 100/1 he'd never miss an investment opportunity like that!
Always look to the first 3 in the betting:the odds are never wrong!
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I bearly understand what your saying.
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"What are you going to do when that damn thing rusts?"
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James Lee
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Posted: January 21 2005 at 18:44 |
Blacksword: if KPG is who he says he is then you've been dead for over a decade now!
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Reed Lover
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Posted: January 21 2005 at 08:27 |
Blacksword wrote:
I'm not buying this at all.
I reckon KPG is Certif1eds alter ego. I think he has quit as his true self and left KPG behind to wind us lot up. The character was set up in particular to get at those who sl*gged off Radiohead.
KPG, if you are who you say you are, then I'm Kasper Weinberger..
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Check the odds: Cert is 100/1 he'd never miss an investment opportunity like that!
Always look to the first 3 in the betting:the odds are never wrong!
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Blacksword
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Posted: January 21 2005 at 06:24 |
I'm not buying this at all.
I reckon KPG is Certif1eds alter ego. I think he has quit as his true self and left KPG behind to wind us lot up. The character was set up in particular to get at those who sl*gged off Radiohead.
KPG, if you are who you say you are, then I'm Kasper Weinberger..
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Ultimately bored by endless ecstasy!
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James Lee
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Posted: January 20 2005 at 22:13 |
when I was 13, Al Gore was just getting around to inventing the internet.
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aqualung28
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Posted: January 20 2005 at 21:28 |
ok, ok I concur, even though he may be a bit obnoxious,an alias of some other member, or Deepthroat of the Watergate scandal, I will try to be a little more accepting, though the internet talk is overly excessive, though I understand it's a habit
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"O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love
'n you should have us all
O' you should have us fall"
"Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart
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Sweetnighter
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Posted: January 20 2005 at 21:17 |
okay well if he's 13 everybody give him a break. if he likes what he
says he likes now, he could become a real prog fan! I mean really, who
had a good taste in music when they were 13? he certainly has a jump on
me.
and after taking a few more english courses he might be well on his way to sounding more intelligent too....
i'm sorry, i did internet talk when i was 13 too, but NOT like that... 
okay everybody lets be a little more accepting of guruz here.
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