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chopper 
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Posted: October 27 2006 at 07:39 |
 Heavyfreight wrote:
What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
You only have to punch the rythym into a drum machine once  |
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Neil
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Posted: October 27 2006 at 07:39 |
chopper wrote:
Q - how many bass players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A - none, the keyboard player can do it with his left hand. |
Yeah I've got two hands, I can do that.
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When people get lost in thought it's often because it's unfamiliar territory.
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Neil
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Posted: October 27 2006 at 07:38 |
What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
You only have to punch the rythym into a drum machine once |
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When people get lost in thought it's often because it's unfamiliar territory.
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chopper
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Posted: October 27 2006 at 07:35 |
Q - how many bass players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A - none, the keyboard player can do it with his left hand.
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Arrrghus
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Posted: October 26 2006 at 21:54 |
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What's the difference between We Can't Dance and a vacuum cleaner?
One sucks, the other blows.
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tuxon
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Posted: October 26 2006 at 21:51 |
Why do many people take an instant dislike inprogressive rock?
it saves time.
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I'm always almost unlucky _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Id5ZcnjXSZaSMFMC Id5LM2q2jfqz3YxT
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tuxon
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Posted: October 26 2006 at 21:50 |
A violist in an orchestra was crying and screaming at the oboe player sitting directly behind him. The conductor asked, "What are you so upset about?"
The violist replied "The oboist reached over and turned one of the pegs on my viola and now it's all out of tune!"
The conductor asked "Don't you think you're overreacting?"
The violist replied "I'm not overreacting! He won't tell me which one!"
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I'm always almost unlucky _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Id5ZcnjXSZaSMFMC Id5LM2q2jfqz3YxT
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Sasquamo
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Posted: October 26 2006 at 20:45 |
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor!
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major!
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BePinkTheater
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Posted: October 25 2006 at 19:03 |
well if musician jokes are game...
Whats the difference between a lawnmoer and a bagpipe?
You can tune a bagpipe!
What do you call two soprano's singing in unison?
Minor 2nds
What do you call a guy that hangs out with musicians
A drummer.
I know more..but thats good for now
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I can strangle a canary in a tin can and it would be really original, but that wouldn't save it from sounding like utter sh*t.
-Stone Beard
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Melomaniac
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Posted: October 25 2006 at 12:06 |
Not prog joke but musician joke :
Q : If you throw a violin player and a lead singer, simultaneously, from the 20th floor of a building, who will reach the ground first ?
A : Who cares ?!
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"One likes to believe in the freedom of Music" - Neil Peart, The Spirit of Radio
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Neil
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Posted: October 25 2006 at 12:00 |
How do you say pretentious in three letters?
ELP
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When people get lost in thought it's often because it's unfamiliar territory.
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Melomaniac
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Posted: October 25 2006 at 11:51 |
As seen on a Camel Site :
Q : What is the difference between a Pink Floyd gig and a Camel gig ?
A : In a Pink Floyd gig, the entire audience knows every musician's name, whereas in a Camel gig, the entire audience knows the name of every member of the audience.
Edited by Melomaniac - October 25 2006 at 11:51
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"One likes to believe in the freedom of Music" - Neil Peart, The Spirit of Radio
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cuncuna
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Posted: October 24 2006 at 21:26 |
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I think I've tried a couple of those.
• To transform "YES" into an exciting band again: add "Oh" at the beggining of the name, and an exclamation mark "!" at the end.
• To raise new interest for "Gentle Giant", add the word "Genitalia" at the end of band name.
I kind of quit on those, since nobody like them...
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ĦBeware of the Bee!
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darkshade
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Posted: October 24 2006 at 20:44 |
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Know any??
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