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Trotsky 
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 Topic: How To Post Pictures On This Forum
Posted: September 14 2005 at 04:05 |
 Peter wrote:
sigod wrote:
Cheers Reed. Good advice and it has allowed me to post some much need glamour on this site 
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HA!
The local dylexics probably think that's a documentary on the porno industry....
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I just thought this politically-incorrect joke by Peter deserved a re-run ...
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"Death to Utopia! Death to faith! Death to love! Death to hope?" thunders the 20th century. "Surrender, you pathetic dreamer.”
"No" replies the unhumbled optimist "You are only the present."
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cobb
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Posted: July 28 2005 at 18:37 |
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In my country when you join with an ISP most of them give you your own
web space for creating home pages etc. This can also be used as a valid
URL. It is usually in the form of www.yourISPhostname.com/~yourusername/
. Don't forget the tilde- very important on linux servers. Any images
can be uploaded into this web space and linked in the same manner as
described above. Check out your ISP (Internet Service Provider) and see
whether you have this feature available.
It must also be mentioned that playing with images for use on the
internet involves understanding how things work. Make sure you know, or
find out, how to compress them. Nobody is going to wait around for
twenty minutes to see the latest picture of your mother.
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Eetu Pellonpaa
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Posted: July 28 2005 at 09:47 |
WOW! Thanks! I'm quite dummy (also) with computers, and this seems like nice new feature to start playing with. Let's see what I can make out with this...
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jitu
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Posted: July 28 2005 at 07:27 |
that is me on the left,
but now i'm
bald and beautiful
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Tony R
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Posted: July 28 2005 at 06:12 |
Aah,Drumdilly. 
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Drew
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Posted: July 27 2005 at 21:46 |
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Reed Lover
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Posted: January 08 2005 at 17:34 |
BUMP
Some people still dont know how to post those piccies!
Edited by Reed Lover
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sigod
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Posted: January 07 2005 at 06:16 |
Peter wrote:
sigod wrote:
Cheers Reed. Good advice and it has allowed me to post some much need glamour on this site
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HA!
The local dylexics probably think that's a documentary on the porno industry....
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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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Velvetclown
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Posted: January 07 2005 at 03:38 |
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Jim Garten
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Posted: January 07 2005 at 03:24 |
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I have to admit, Velve, that is a large organ.....
But we have a saying in Blighty - "there's many a man with a two car garage, but only a bicycle inside"
Edited by Jim Garten
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Velvetclown
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Posted: January 06 2005 at 08:39 |
I´m an orgasm-donor 
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Velvetclown
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Posted: January 06 2005 at 08:38 |
Well I don´t want to brag...........but.
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dude
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Posted: January 06 2005 at 06:46 |
JIM,JIM,JIM......HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD ABOUT SHOWING YOUR ORGAN
"JUST A PEEK"...."THEY WONT MIND" YOU'D SAY
LOOK, LOOK THEY MIND, THEY MIND.
I TOLD YOU THEY WOULD LAUGH.
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Jim Garten
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Posted: January 06 2005 at 03:25 |
Damn - don't you just hate it when you think you've got away with exposing your organ with nobody noticing, then everyone starts to laugh and point......
Reed, you must have been quick off the mark, it was only there for a minute or so - not a good picture, that's why I got rid of it (what?!?  Quality control on The Archive, whatever next?) - I promise to get a better piccie, and show it with pride!
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Reed Lover
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Posted: January 05 2005 at 16:45 |
Actually it looked like one that wasn't much use for anything!
So Jim, why did you pull your organ
picture?
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Peter
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Posted: January 05 2005 at 16:40 |
Do you think it's one of those old organs you have to pump up with air, or does he just plug it in and solo away?
Fugue off, Feetsmeller!
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Certif1ed
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Posted: January 05 2005 at 16:37 |
You leave Garten's organ out of this, Reed...
You too, Garten
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Reed Lover
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Posted: January 05 2005 at 16:35 |
????????????
Could have sworn I saw Garten's organ a minute ago!
I saw wood too!
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Reed Lover
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Posted: January 05 2005 at 14:06 |
I did contemplate rearranging the letters but didnt want to get the boot!
dare me!
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Peter
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Posted: January 05 2005 at 14:00 |
sigod wrote:
Cheers Reed. Good advice and it has allowed me to post some much need glamour on this site
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HA!
The local dylexics probably think that's a documentary on the porno industry....
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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