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TheProgtologist 
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 Topic: *Posted: September 16 2006 at 23:44 |
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Since Yukorin has seen fit to edit every single post of his/hers in this thread,I see no reason to leave it open.
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TheProgtologist
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Posted: September 16 2006 at 23:43 |
Said the Talkie-Toaster to Holly...... Awesome Red Dwarf reference!!!!!!!!!!!!1 
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Vompatti
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Posted: September 10 2006 at 05:22 |
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Back to the subject:
Dear Yukorin, what is the right way to approach a girl? I've been suggested to use the pick-up line "Do I come here often?", but since I don't go to bars I haven't had a chance to actually try it. Also, I don't feel very confident in making a conversation, so should I just start buying her stuff right away? I'm 19 years old and weigh around 70kg, am I fat? |
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darksinger
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Joined: May 29 2006 Location: Durham, NC Status: Offline Points: 1091 |
Posted: September 06 2006 at 16:28 |
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dear yukorin:
i just ran out of room for bodies in my cellar...do you think it'd be too forward to ask my friends if i can bury some in their cellar?
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cuncuna
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Joined: March 29 2005 Location: Chile Status: Offline Points: 4318 |
Posted: September 06 2006 at 16:07 |
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Dear Yukorin: żdid you just farted?. That's disgusting...
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ĦBeware of the Bee!
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micky
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Posted: September 05 2006 at 19:20 |
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Dear Yukorin,
have you killed a computer in cold blood.... I've been having dreams of opening the disk drive... putting a 12 gauge in the opening.... and pulling the trigger.... help me ... please... |
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The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip
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cuncuna
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Joined: March 29 2005 Location: Chile Status: Offline Points: 4318 |
Posted: September 05 2006 at 19:15 |
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All tide magnitudes Yukorin:
I've been thinking a lot about my sandwich lately. It's kind of green, but when the squirrels come to my place, they sound british and make toast that remind me that famous charisma label. żDo you think that Scotland Yard would be upset if I eat green things in the company of rodents of any sort?. On the other hand, I have the other hand. That seems to bother my cousins. They are from this very country, but act like robots. I would not ask about this, but lately, they have been building robots that looks like cousins, so I also wanted to ask if I can borough some dust from your continent. I must be prepared for anything. Thanks. |
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ĦBeware of the Bee!
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darksinger
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Posted: September 05 2006 at 14:19 |
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Dear Yukorin,
I think my neighbors are aliens. They make strange noises at night. at first I thought they were theremin musicians, but when I told them how much I liked theremin music, they gave me a strange look. Sometimes, there will be a light on at night and I can see the silhouettes of strange machines inside. They keep getting packages even though I never see them have friends over. Furthermore, I have seen strange lights in the basement, like at a Yes show. several of the neighbors' dogs disappeared since they have moved in as well. A few times I have been in my yard working and I feel as if someone in their house is watching my intensely ever since I asked about the theremins.
so, I was wondering-should I invite them over for a BBQ sometime or what? You think they might be vegetarians?
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Angelo
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Posted: September 05 2006 at 11:40 |
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ISKC Rock Radio
I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected] |
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cuncuna
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Posted: September 05 2006 at 01:01 |
Well, they can find you, but my guessing is that they are searching for something else. |
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ĦBeware of the Bee!
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cuncuna
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Posted: September 05 2006 at 01:00 |
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Me too. When I need to find company, I just use my natural talents. I don't have a lot of those, but I'm relaxed and happy. The man whores, I think, only exists on the cyber space. And this thread shows what happens when they have to deal with reality.
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ĦBeware of the Bee!
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darksinger
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Posted: September 01 2006 at 17:18 |
actually, i'm having quite a bit of fun with this...
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Yukorin
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Posted: September 01 2006 at 10:22 |
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darksinger
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Posted: September 01 2006 at 07:36 |
thank you! grubs and centipedes...stir fried or deep fried? and do i need a dipping sauce?
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Yukorin
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Joined: November 21 2005 Location: Japan Status: Offline Points: 1589 |
Posted: August 31 2006 at 22:56 |
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Angelo
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Posted: August 31 2006 at 15:25 |
If you didn't lie in your profile, you've got 10 years of experience to catch up with. Maybe I can teach you some things Edited by Angelo - August 31 2006 at 15:27 |
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ISKC Rock Radio
I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected] |
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 31 2006 at 15:20 |
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Am I supposed to ask something? OK, what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Yukorin
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Posted: August 30 2006 at 12:44 |
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Edited by Yukorin - September 14 2006 at 01:22 |
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bhikkhu
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Posted: August 29 2006 at 15:55 |
That was one of my past incarnations as well 
Honestly, I don't recommend it |
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Godfrey
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Posted: August 29 2006 at 15:43 |
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Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted tea-cake?
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