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Alucard 
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Posted: December 24 2004 at 07:08 |
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threefates
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Posted: December 23 2004 at 15:25 |
 Garion81 wrote:
threefates wrote:
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves... There's obviously a lot of children in the house these days.... |
Which house are you at Michael Jacksons? 
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No, the Progarchives house... if you haven't notice, we seemed to have gained an entire high school class in here lately... 
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tuxon
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Posted: December 23 2004 at 15:05 |
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I'm always almost unlucky _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Id5ZcnjXSZaSMFMC Id5LM2q2jfqz3YxT
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Easy Livin
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Posted: December 23 2004 at 14:58 |
21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas
1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.
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Garion81
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Posted: December 23 2004 at 14:50 |
threefates wrote:
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves... There's obviously a lot of children in the house these days.... |
Which house are you at Michael Jacksons?
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"What are you going to do when that damn thing rusts?"
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gdub411
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Posted: December 23 2004 at 14:46 |
James Lee wrote:
threefates wrote:
There's obviously a lot of children in the house these days.... |
That's part of the family experience around the holidays! 
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Yeah...just like the american way....one big dysfunctional family!
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Reed Lover
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Location: Sao Tome and Pr
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Posted: December 23 2004 at 10:59 |
sigod wrote:
Reed Lover wrote:
sigod wrote:
You see, now I've got to come over and cook you dinner.
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An unfortunately ambiguous sentence, Sigod.
Maybe better to say "You see,now I've got to come round and cook you dinner."
Your sentence suggests something akin to "stuffing the turkey", before cooking it. Although I doubt if Greg would mind!
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I truly have arrived in the land of smut!
It's like being on the set of a Carry On... film here
Anyway, I was fround my friend's house yesterday and he asked me to inspect his back passage...
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Who lives there? Emma ?
Emma Roids?
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James Lee
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Posted: December 23 2004 at 09:21 |
threefates wrote:
There's obviously a lot of children in the house these days.... |
That's part of the family experience around the holidays!
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threefates
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Posted: December 23 2004 at 08:13 |
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves... There's obviously a lot of children in the house these days....
Edited by threefates
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Dead Jester
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Posted: December 23 2004 at 07:32 |
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Jim Garten
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Posted: December 23 2004 at 07:25 |
sigod wrote:
I truly have arrived in the land of smut! It's like being on the set of a Carry On... film here |
Excuse me - I must just check this statement with Bungdit In, the leader of the Burpas (and evil henchman of the Khazi of Kalabar)
"Fakir - off!"
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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sigod
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Location: London
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Posted: December 23 2004 at 07:20 |
Reed Lover wrote:
sigod wrote:
You see, now I've got to come over and cook you dinner.
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An unfortunately ambiguous sentence, Sigod.
Maybe better to say "You see,now I've got to come round and cook you dinner."
Your sentence suggests something akin to "stuffing the turkey", before cooking it. Although I doubt if Greg would mind!
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I truly have arrived in the land of smut!
It's like being on the set of a Carry On... film here
Anyway, I was fround my friend's house yesterday and he asked me to inspect his back passage...
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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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Reed Lover
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Location: Sao Tome and Pr
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Posted: December 23 2004 at 05:29 |
sigod wrote:
You see, now I've got to come over and cook you dinner.
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An unfortunately ambiguous sentence, Sigod.
Maybe better to say "You see,now I've got to come round and cook you dinner."
Your sentence suggests something akin to "stuffing the turkey", before cooking it. Although I doubt if Greg would mind!
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sigod
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Location: London
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Posted: December 23 2004 at 04:21 |
gdub411 wrote:
sigod wrote:
Re: 'That' Picture.
Sorry about that everybody. I should have engaged brain first. I was merely trying to be silly in a Monty Python vein but I should have realised that my choice was not appropriate. I apologise unreservedly and I promise I'll wear the stupid idiot hat for the whole of the Xmas period.
I obviously offended people but that was never my intention. Sorry, sorry sorry...
Please forgive as it was never posted with malicious intent.
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Sigod...I think you're perhaps the nicest guyz on this forum. I know you meant no ill when you placed that picture. I just thought it was a tad tasteless.
Not to say I haven't placed tasteless posts before...I was just a little shocked that you did. You're still tops to me though.
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You see, now I've got to come over and cook you dinner.
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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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Dead Jester
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Joined: December 19 2004
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Points: 283
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Posted: December 23 2004 at 02:09 |
Nope, It´s cheesy I know
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maani
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Joined: January 30 2004
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Posted: December 23 2004 at 01:19 |
Jester:
Don't tell me you actally own that, do you?
Peace.
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threefates
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Posted: December 22 2004 at 21:37 |
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Dead Jester
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Posted: December 22 2004 at 21:00 |
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James Lee
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Posted: December 22 2004 at 19:35 |
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Reed Lover
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Posted: December 22 2004 at 19:16 |
maani wrote:
Jester:
You, a sheep? I think not. More like a wolf in sheep's clothing... And that's okay - as long as you "keep the sheep suit on" (as Sam the Sham says in "Little Red Riding Hood"). Still, I wouldn't want your creativity to "suffocate." Feel free to let it out once in a while: "thinking twice" does not have to mean "playing possum"...(as Dylan says, "Don't think twice, it's alright...)
Having said that, I must say that I'm mightily impressed with the "new" Jester; not that you need to impress me (or anyone else). Just that you seem so much more...approachable.
Ah...XTC. If Styx and Supertramp belong here, so do they. It's all so unfair. I'm gonna have to talk to someone about it...
Peace.
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Maani, Cert has a really nice pair of wellies he'd like to share with you!
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