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    Posted: July 20 2006 at 18:28
Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

No sex happens in either room?


Oops, I forgot about this. Someone moved this thread.

No Jim, not quite. There isn't a single person in either one of them.
    
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 19 2006 at 07:24
No sex happens in either room?


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 18 2006 at 14:43
You have 2 rooms. One is filled with married couples. The other is completely empty. What do these rooms have in common?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 18 2006 at 14:20

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 18 2006 at 11:16
Originally posted by Flyingsod Flyingsod wrote:


A man picked it up in the forest but didnt know.
He carried it home in his hands.
When he found it he threw it away.

I give up. What's the answer?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 17 2006 at 23:59
Dam you, I was gonna saw Dew! Oh well I have a few.


A man picked it up in the forest but didnt know.
He carried it home in his hands.
When he found it he threw it away.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 17 2006 at 14:13
Originally posted by maani maani wrote:

Uh...guys?...riddles are great, but don't they belong in the "just for fun" section and not in this one?


Ok, I suppose your right.

We'll the answer too mine was "Morning Dew"

So I take that as a no one has any. Aww, dissapointing.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 16 2006 at 15:06
Uh...guys?...riddles are great, but don't they belong in the "just for fun" section and not in this one?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 16 2006 at 13:27
Let's spot the old men in the audience. (please excuse misspellings)
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 16 2006 at 13:21
Originally posted by GPFR GPFR wrote:

What do you mwan against riddles? Whats wrong with riddles? Where does it say that?


Just kidding about that...nothing wrong...I just stink at riddles. LOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 16 2006 at 12:43

Riddles can be fun (although a bit twee for my taste) Up there ^ I merely expressed my amusement (actually, I LOL) at Ricochet's deadpan response.......

Maybe I shouldn't admit this but.......on another forum (the health one about which I posted elsewhere as being full of rather dumb right-wing harpies) someone posted a riddle. (One of those where a strange situation is described, but only in outline; you're not given the full info & have to extrapolate, asking questions to find the "correct" answer.....very teenage mentality.....); anyway.....so once that had been solved, I posted up another.....under one of my pseudonyms..Big smile......as a barely English-speaking German student (apologies to any Germans reading this - "German" chosen only because I'd lived there for a bit & had some background knowledge of language & culture). Of course, it was a totally insoluble (unsolvable?) riddle, totally ridiculous, although with just about enough logic to keep the harpies going for a short while (I could certainly have played it better, though...)

Whaddya mean childish? Well, ok, maybe Disapprove

Whaddya mean cruel? They deserved it, believe you me...Evil Smile
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 16 2006 at 12:39
^Too easy, was it?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 16 2006 at 12:35
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Here's a real classic: "What walks on four feet in the morning, two at noon, and three in the evening?"


A man Wink

He walks on 4 when he's a baby, walks on 2 when he grow up and uses a cane when he's old.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 16 2006 at 12:30
Here's a real classic: "What walks on four feet in the morning, two at noon, and three in the evening?"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 16 2006 at 11:45
No, it isn't a comet. I'll wait a bit longer for the answer. But niether of you had riddles of your own? Aww.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 16 2006 at 11:06
I don't know the answer too Confused

Is it a comet or something?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 16 2006 at 11:06
Originally posted by Ricochet Ricochet wrote:

I believe the policy of this forum is against riddles. Geek
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 16 2006 at 11:02
I've got nothing against riddles. Besides, riddles are very mysterious, just like prog, so they fit this forum perfectly well. I don't know the answer though.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 16 2006 at 10:46
What do you mwan against riddles? Whats wrong with riddles? Where does it say that?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 16 2006 at 10:41
I believe the policy of this forum is against riddles. Geek
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