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    Posted: July 16 2006 at 03:33
I was rolling when i read the online translator one's LOL

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LOL
I found this thread until today (after reading in http://www.progarchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23579&PN=2 ;
I read the Part One of "Can I quote you?" some months ago)... and I`m still lucky to not find quotes of my reviews  in this "Hall of Funny Reviews"!LOL
 
What a patience to read a lot of reviews! Congratulations, Easy Livin`!Clap


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Quote The only question that comes to mind is: What is Licky man doing here? (Review of ELP's first album)

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Another good example:
"I will hardly recommended this album for any fan with a good taste of progressive music - you won’t be disappointing."
Who are you and who am I to say we know the reason why... (D. Gilmour)
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This thread is priceless! Thanks for bumping, I'm having a great time here reading. 

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Points: 31321 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 20 2006 at 17:54
Originally posted by Easy Livin Easy Livin wrote:

  • Get a Britney Spears lp , destroy the cd and this one along , throw away the J T sleeve but kkep the Spears one as it is definitely more valuable than this completely awful JT album .

Isn't that Hugues review for JT's Under Wraps?

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This is the Perfect album. Yes they could have done better, but nothings "perfect".
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"I find the music boing, except for than E9 minor chord in the beginning of the song."


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And a few more of the online translator classic:

  • It is not a ugly LP. Is still enough sour.
  • That if did not be would be necessary to invent us it! Also the other song do not disfigure, but before certain masterpiece..
  • The group leaves me totally insensible.
  • Singularity we are some nullity, togheter of the geniusses! declared a time (but the sentence is not demanded [in the words])
  • In fact all the songs are extraordinary and to describe the all it would want us I space occupant from the Bible! I limit myself then to say that a LP so of superior level does not be born all of the days and is difficult to be so Hard Rock and Prog so having directed!
  • To have it of LP so, I would put us the signature on the bills to have the all! It stays the fact that the three have not renewed and this is a well!
  • Some songs are two much Folk Rock, succeeding it does not blow up me from the seat.
  • It is a work of the strong charm by abnormal heat.
  • And Lucky Man is a ballade very nice. Talk of a man very rich wich dead in war and the bills not save he.
  • For this I do not want makes you to lode time. Fairies yours a copy and then you say to me!
  • The drummer then uses two clave in place of the batons? Uhm... We do not take ourselves for the buttoks, because creed that the labum is a live a lot convincing.
  • This is a compilation that it will blow up on the seat and that it will not make you to sleep the night. You are or little lovers of the science fiction!
  • This is a collection of refuse, the point more low to the band name and creed that nobody can give me twisted.

 

...therefore i seeking am the great compliment of reviewing them on PR for writing myself my powers!

yours forever always until never  MYSTIC FRED.Wink



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There should be a warning with this thread:

WARNING - SERIOUSLY FUNNY - do not read this thread in the office


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Originally posted by Easy Livin Easy Livin wrote:

Maybe I'm becoming immune Bob, I have a few more, but not enough to warrant another post yet.Wink

Maybe we are all getting slightly better art reviewing and we make less blunders too
let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter
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Maybe I'm becoming immune Bob, I have a few more, but not enough to warrant another post yet.Wink
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Hilarious! Bob - you must have found even more by now.


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Thanks for bumping the thread some of those are absolute classics, but I hope that when I get round to posting a few reviews that they aren't deemed suitable for inclusion in this type of thread.
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I thought I'd give this one a bump for the benefit of our newer members.
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Oh, my God, that is sooooooooo funny     !!!

 

     - 2 words for you... INSANE. yes this band can easily be compared to insanity,

       (there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t)

  

     - this is my first ever review which explains the shortness and rubbishness of it

       (talk about low self-esteem…)

 

     - I find the music boing, except for than E9 minor chord in the beginning of the song.

     “Ploiiiing!” Now let’s switch to the next cd

 

     But my favourite has to be this one, punctuation and all (or lack of):

     - i havent heard the album but i love the song hey teacher leave us kids alone that is so cool i think

       is so good its my favourite top 100 songs of all time im giving 5 stars for the brick song i think it

       rulz and it is lush but i not familiar with proggie rock or whatever it is called. cool song i like it.


Thanks, Easy Livin, I haven't laughed like this in months!   

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I'm inspired!

I think I'll go do some reviewing now.....
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Man this is comedy!!!

I was waotong to find myself here...but no...I guess Im too not stupid!
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Awesome
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  • I am trying to think of fifty words for rubbish but am having some trouble. I may use this CD as a coffee coaster.

    • im not even done reading but i saw this one and i too laughed out loud.

    very funny stuff here
    HELP!
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