Your Call Is Important To Us

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We are experiencing a higher volume of calls than normal (even though it's 3am on a Sunday).

Your call is in a queue, our operators will be with you as soon as possible.

Edited by chopper - September 22 2019 at 02:52

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chopper Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 13 2005 Location: Essex, UK Status: Offline Points: 20029	Post Options Post Reply Quote chopper Report Post Thanks(1) Quote Reply Topic: Your Call Is Important To Us Posted: September 22 2019 at 02:48
	We are experiencing a higher volume of calls than normal (even though it's 3am on a Sunday). Your call is in a queue, our operators will be with you as soon as possible. Edited by chopper - September 22 2019 at 02:52

Psychedelic Paul Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: September 16 2019 Location: Nottingham, U.K Status: Offline Points: 39936	Post Options Post Reply Quote Psychedelic Paul Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: September 21 2019 at 13:59
	Please don't hang up because YOUR CALL IS IMPORTANT TO US - so important that we've installed this automated answering service which prevents you from speaking to a live human being, unless you can select the right combination of 81 in-call options, which will take you through to our customer service centre in Calcutta - if you're lucky - or the one just outside Glasgow if you guess incorrectly. You will subsequently be quizzed by a disinterested, otherwise unemployable customer services representative, reading from a script on their PC screen so, to be honest, you might as well accept that, one way or another, YOUR CALL WHICH IS VERY IMPORTANT TO US, will be dealt with by a computer in an almost certainly unsatisfactory manner. If you would like to hear some urban music now, press 1, to listen to pop, press 2, if classical is more your thing, press 3. Thank you for holding....