Out-of-context-non-sequitur-brilliance

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   ^ I got this - your doctor said this to you while checking your vitals after you over-indulged on magic mushroom soup. You followed his instructions to the best of your ability.

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stegor Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: March 23 2013 Location: Minnesota Status: Offline Points: 2028	Post Options Post Reply Quote stegor Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Out-of-context-non-sequitur-brilliance Posted: June 04 2018 at 20:19
	^ I got this - your doctor said this to you while checking your vitals after you over-indulged on magic mushroom soup. You followed his instructions to the best of your ability.

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	Breathe like a soup joke inside an umbrella.
	---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions

stegor Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: March 23 2013 Location: Minnesota Status: Offline Points: 2028	Post Options Post Reply Quote stegor Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: June 02 2018 at 21:12
	Maybe I'm the only person that does this, in which case this will go nowhere, but I love to zero in on phrases that are quite mundane in context, but if I consciously separate them from their context they become surreal. Sometimes they end up as lyrics. Examples: If you can see Lincoln's entire head it's time for new tires. Of course this is from a tire commercial - if you stick a penny in the tread of a tire and it's shallow enough that the top of his head is fully visible the tire is worn out. Grab some zip-ties and meet me by the metal heart. My wife wanted me to attach a hanging flower basket to a steel heart shaped lawn ornament. Bring a bag of dried pumpkin for Sammie the headset lady. A post-it note my wife wrote to remind herself to do that. I've been dropping these in the Post the last words you heard thread but I was thinking they might spark others to start noticing similar phrases that otherwise just fly past them.