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Topic: The Continuing Saga Of Rodney's Rodneys
Posted: February 08 2015 at 13:24

That is it, unless some deign to continue.

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Posted: February 08 2015 at 13:23

It was down to mischievious Spunky Nomates (paper and pencil) tutelage that Rodney was fed the misleading maxim that Japanese schoolgirls ( unlike all other females altogether) fostered a deep-rooted admiration for all things Pwog, especially bona fida Pwog Mastermen of the first water.

Rodney's bone was galvanated into persuading Rodney's brain to learn all it could on the demanding subject.

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Posted: February 08 2015 at 13:21

Regardless, one morning whilst walking the promenade with his termite on a leash (Gerard de Nerval-with-his-pet-lobster-style) Gregor Samsa-Cygnus caught word of Rodney's immense faux pas and rebuked him so severely that Rodney burned all his Rush filth

and went back to blissful affection for regular filth.

Edited by jacksiedanny - February 09 2015 at 09:15

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Posted: February 08 2015 at 13:20

But one day Rodney, while listening to "2112" on the radio, had a sudden epiphany, realizing that, hey!, Rush is actually a pretty good band after all!

He sold all his adult magazines and used the money to buy Rush's complete discography.

Well, we DID say Rodney Rodneys was rather dim.

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Posted: February 08 2015 at 13:18

My thread demands a wee more effort.

Is there a problem here?

Anyways, to continue:

Now you could not in truth maintain that our lad Rodney was a bad-looking bloke

but he WAS rather dull and slow in the uptake.
The Japanese school girls - in uniform - blushing and giggling in a most delightful covert manner, would meekly taunt him when he passed by , asking him why he always walked with his hands in his long, long pockets.

Edited by jacksiedanny - February 09 2015 at 09:03

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Posted: February 08 2015 at 13:01

There is actually a very similar long-running thread to this still going except each person just posts three words, which is probably why there haven't been many replies on this one. Here's the link if you're interested:
http://www.progarchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=77702&PID=5127760#5127760

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Posted: February 08 2015 at 10:57

Please continue.

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Posted: February 08 2015 at 10:56

Rodney and one Gerald Bostock were the only males in the otherwise all-female (Japanese school girls in strikingly amoral black & white uniform - because that is the way the schoolmistresses desired it.)....err, school.

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Posted: February 08 2015 at 10:55

But this has nothing to do with what is still to be:

You could say that Rodney had it coming when one day he decided to take his adult magazine to his elementary school, Our Lady Of Prostitutes.

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Posted: February 08 2015 at 10:54

And not even momentarily because to Rodney Rodney's sensibilities sports and sportstalk were for stadia-ized lowclass chaff born of booze, licking lead paint, degrees in spraying supermarket vegetables and contraception that somehow went awry.
Our lad Rodney was fully aware that such "humanity" went hand-in-hand with being so azoic on the culture front as to believe in the merits of a Canadian crapband called Rush - also stadia fodder.

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Posted: February 08 2015 at 10:53

But Rodney was momentarily distracted by the sudden appearance of the entire St. Louis Cardinals starting rotation on the street outside the store; apparently having been banished from the MLB for being too good.

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Posted: February 08 2015 at 10:52

Spunky rarely spoke on account of all seven shades of speech being beat out of him by repeated violent cycle-bouts of prolonged buggery endured when still a child.

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Posted: February 08 2015 at 10:51

Spunky merely turned another page , fharted this time with such potency as to rival the concentration of hydrogen sulfide one would expect in Dante's seventh level,and pointed to the "copulation porn" section which was between "cow-udder titter" and "cunning stunts" sections.

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Posted: February 08 2015 at 10:50

"Good grease-matty-haired,balding Sir! It has just been brought to my understanding the true import of these adult magazines which your emporium doth proffer the public - and I am of mind to purchase more of these piccy books, especially those in which the rubbing of body parts along with exclaimations of "Frabjous Joy!" are made prominent."

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Posted: February 08 2015 at 10:48

Spunky (Fingers) Nomates ran the seedy "book"store next the community abbatoir and he was casually thumbing thru the coffeetable edition of the Necronomicon (careful not to cut his webbed hand on the razor-sharp page edges) when in walked our lad, Rodney Rodneys.

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Posted: February 08 2015 at 10:44

Feel free to continue with the saga. Please restrict to max of two/three sentences per post.

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Posted: February 08 2015 at 10:42

"Feck the furniture!", the termite shrilled, blowing a mephitic fhart.. "If you had any sack between your legs you would have noticed those magazines contained something of much more interest than raffish furniture coupons."

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Posted: February 08 2015 at 10:41

"We shall make a pwog concept lp on the theme of furniture!", exclaimed the (oddly) exhuberant Rodney to his new friend whom he had named Gregor Samsa-Cygnus.

Samsa-Cygnus made a small moue of disapproval to which Rodney responded, " But many a pwog band has extolled furniture in the past- think of Renaissance"Carpet of the Sun",Genesis "Musical Box",Kansas "Lamplight Symphony " & "Closet Chronicles",Hawkwind "Comfy Chair",FM "sofa Back", Procol "TV Ceasar"!

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Posted: February 08 2015 at 10:40

Rodney thought that it might be a little strange that his only friend was a termite, but he didn't care. He named the termite Cygnus, because he had heard that word somewhere in a prog song before.

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Posted: February 08 2015 at 10:39

While building a stool to sit on while playing guitar, because 'tis the only way to play guitar, he stumbled on a small termite. Rodney instantly befriended this termite and pondered on their future lives together.

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jacksiedanny Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: February 05 2015 Location: Ontario Status: Offline Points: 193	Topic: The Continuing Saga Of Rodney's Rodneys Posted: February 08 2015 at 13:24
	That is it, unless some deign to continue.

jacksiedanny Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: February 05 2015 Location: Ontario Status: Offline Points: 193	Posted: February 08 2015 at 13:23
	It was down to mischievious Spunky Nomates (paper and pencil) tutelage that Rodney was fed the misleading maxim that Japanese schoolgirls ( unlike all other females altogether) fostered a deep-rooted admiration for all things Pwog, especially bona fida Pwog Mastermen of the first water. Rodney's bone was galvanated into persuading Rodney's brain to learn all it could on the demanding subject.

jacksiedanny Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: February 05 2015 Location: Ontario Status: Offline Points: 193	Posted: February 08 2015 at 13:21
	Regardless, one morning whilst walking the promenade with his termite on a leash (Gerard de Nerval-with-his-pet-lobster-style) Gregor Samsa-Cygnus caught word of Rodney's immense faux pas and rebuked him so severely that Rodney burned all his Rush filth and went back to blissful affection for regular filth. Edited by jacksiedanny - February 09 2015 at 09:15

jacksiedanny Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: February 05 2015 Location: Ontario Status: Offline Points: 193	Posted: February 08 2015 at 13:20
	But one day Rodney, while listening to "2112" on the radio, had a sudden epiphany, realizing that, hey!, Rush is actually a pretty good band after all! He sold all his adult magazines and used the money to buy Rush's complete discography. Well, we DID say Rodney Rodneys was rather dim.

jacksiedanny Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: February 05 2015 Location: Ontario Status: Offline Points: 193	Posted: February 08 2015 at 13:18
	My thread demands a wee more effort. Is there a problem here? Anyways, to continue: Now you could not in truth maintain that our lad Rodney was a bad-looking bloke but he WAS rather dull and slow in the uptake. The Japanese school girls - in uniform - blushing and giggling in a most delightful covert manner, would meekly taunt him when he passed by , asking him why he always walked with his hands in his long, long pockets. Edited by jacksiedanny - February 09 2015 at 09:03

Polymorphia Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: November 06 2012 Location: here Status: Offline Points: 8856	Posted: February 08 2015 at 13:01
	There is actually a very similar long-running thread to this still going except each person just posts three words, which is probably why there haven't been many replies on this one. Here's the link if you're interested: http://www.progarchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=77702&PID=5127760#5127760
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jacksiedanny Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: February 05 2015 Location: Ontario Status: Offline Points: 193	Posted: February 08 2015 at 10:57
	Please continue.

jacksiedanny Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: February 05 2015 Location: Ontario Status: Offline Points: 193	Posted: February 08 2015 at 10:56
	Rodney and one Gerald Bostock were the only males in the otherwise all-female (Japanese school girls in strikingly amoral black & white uniform - because that is the way the schoolmistresses desired it.)....err, school.

jacksiedanny Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: February 05 2015 Location: Ontario Status: Offline Points: 193	Posted: February 08 2015 at 10:55
	But this has nothing to do with what is still to be: You could say that Rodney had it coming when one day he decided to take his adult magazine to his elementary school, Our Lady Of Prostitutes.

jacksiedanny Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: February 05 2015 Location: Ontario Status: Offline Points: 193	Posted: February 08 2015 at 10:54
	And not even momentarily because to Rodney Rodney's sensibilities sports and sportstalk were for stadia-ized lowclass chaff born of booze, licking lead paint, degrees in spraying supermarket vegetables and contraception that somehow went awry. Our lad Rodney was fully aware that such "humanity" went hand-in-hand with being so azoic on the culture front as to believe in the merits of a Canadian crapband called Rush - also stadia fodder.

jacksiedanny Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: February 05 2015 Location: Ontario Status: Offline Points: 193	Posted: February 08 2015 at 10:53
	But Rodney was momentarily distracted by the sudden appearance of the entire St. Louis Cardinals starting rotation on the street outside the store; apparently having been banished from the MLB for being too good.

jacksiedanny Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: February 05 2015 Location: Ontario Status: Offline Points: 193	Posted: February 08 2015 at 10:52
	Spunky rarely spoke on account of all seven shades of speech being beat out of him by repeated violent cycle-bouts of prolonged buggery endured when still a child.

jacksiedanny Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: February 05 2015 Location: Ontario Status: Offline Points: 193	Posted: February 08 2015 at 10:51
	Spunky merely turned another page , fharted this time with such potency as to rival the concentration of hydrogen sulfide one would expect in Dante's seventh level,and pointed to the "copulation porn" section which was between "cow-udder titter" and "cunning stunts" sections.

jacksiedanny Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: February 05 2015 Location: Ontario Status: Offline Points: 193	Posted: February 08 2015 at 10:50
	"Good grease-matty-haired,balding Sir! It has just been brought to my understanding the true import of these adult magazines which your emporium doth proffer the public - and I am of mind to purchase more of these piccy books, especially those in which the rubbing of body parts along with exclaimations of "Frabjous Joy!" are made prominent."

jacksiedanny Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: February 05 2015 Location: Ontario Status: Offline Points: 193	Posted: February 08 2015 at 10:48
	Spunky (Fingers) Nomates ran the seedy "book"store next the community abbatoir and he was casually thumbing thru the coffeetable edition of the Necronomicon (careful not to cut his webbed hand on the razor-sharp page edges) when in walked our lad, Rodney Rodneys.

jacksiedanny Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: February 05 2015 Location: Ontario Status: Offline Points: 193	Posted: February 08 2015 at 10:44
	Feel free to continue with the saga. Please restrict to max of two/three sentences per post.

jacksiedanny Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: February 05 2015 Location: Ontario Status: Offline Points: 193	Posted: February 08 2015 at 10:42
	"Feck the furniture!", the termite shrilled, blowing a mephitic fhart.. "If you had any sack between your legs you would have noticed those magazines contained something of much more interest than raffish furniture coupons."

jacksiedanny Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: February 05 2015 Location: Ontario Status: Offline Points: 193	Posted: February 08 2015 at 10:41
	"We shall make a pwog concept lp on the theme of furniture!", exclaimed the (oddly) exhuberant Rodney to his new friend whom he had named Gregor Samsa-Cygnus. Samsa-Cygnus made a small moue of disapproval to which Rodney responded, " But many a pwog band has extolled furniture in the past- think of Renaissance"Carpet of the Sun",Genesis "Musical Box",Kansas "Lamplight Symphony " & "Closet Chronicles",Hawkwind "Comfy Chair",FM "sofa Back", Procol "TV Ceasar"!

jacksiedanny Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: February 05 2015 Location: Ontario Status: Offline Points: 193	Posted: February 08 2015 at 10:40
	Rodney thought that it might be a little strange that his only friend was a termite, but he didn't care. He named the termite Cygnus, because he had heard that word somewhere in a prog song before.

jacksiedanny Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: February 05 2015 Location: Ontario Status: Offline Points: 193	Posted: February 08 2015 at 10:39
	While building a stool to sit on while playing guitar, because 'tis the only way to play guitar, he stumbled on a small termite. Rodney instantly befriended this termite and pondered on their future lives together.