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penguindf12 
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 Posted: October 27 2004 at 16:20 |
Now let that soak in and deeply disturb you.
AND NOBODY POST A SCREWED UP PENGUIN PICTURE!
My screenname is apparently the easiest to make fun of.
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penguindf12
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Posted: October 27 2004 at 16:18 |
HI.
I LIKE CHICKENS.
GOODBYE.
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: October 27 2004 at 10:39 |
Race with a Hereford on a Mexican Coastline... Sorry, that's Al Di Meola, not Floyd. 
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Peter
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Posted: October 27 2004 at 08:41 |
^ Heifer at the Gates of Dawn? 
Dark Side of the Moo? 
Animals? 
Fish Moo Were Here? 
(Yes, I know -- the dolphin is a mammal. Sorry!)
Edited by Peter Rideout
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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sigod
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Posted: October 27 2004 at 08:19 |
Danbo, that photo looks like some outtake from a bizzare other worldly Pink Floyd cover. But Hummmm....
....what would the title of the album be?
Aquatic Heart Mother?
The Division Bull?
Wish You Were Wierd?
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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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Peter
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Posted: October 25 2004 at 20:29 |
Ha!
Funny, weird (but tasteful) stuff, Dude and Danbo!
Thanks for the much-needed laughs!
Edited by Peter Rideout
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: October 25 2004 at 18:35 |
 dude wrote:
dont worry PETER...I'll SAVE YOU from that wasp!!!!
LEAPS IN THE AIR!!!
GRAB !!! PUNCH, PUNCH!!, PUMMEL ,SLAP!! ,SLAP!!, KICK!!, PUNCH!!, SLAP!!, CRASH!!,, SLAP!!, PUNCH PUNCH, HIT!!! KAPOW, WHAMMO!!!...WOW!!THIS IS ONE BIG TOUGH WASP...........HIT!!! SLAP !!!PUNCH,!! KICK,!! MAIM!!, HURT!!, POW!! ,KICK!!, SLAP SLAP SLAP!!................OH...WAIT......ER, AHA.. ERM......SORRY PETER...ER..IN THE FRENZY I DID NOT REALIZE IT WAS YOU.......ER ...UM....SORRY ABOUT THAT!! WHAT!!!?.........YOU WANT...MORE??? OKAY NOW THIS IS GETTING WEIRD!! IM OUTTA HERE!!!
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(OKAY NOW THIS IS GETTING WEIRD!!)
 < Better?
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Eddy
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Posted: October 23 2004 at 12:02 |
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hehe!
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dude
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Posted: October 23 2004 at 08:11 |
dont worry PETER
...I'll SAVE YOU from that wasp!!!!
LEAPS IN THE AIR!!!
GRAB !!! PUNCH, PUNCH!!, PUMMEL ,SLAP!! ,SLAP!!, KICK!!, PUNCH!!, SLAP!!, CRASH!!,, SLAP!!, PUNCH PUNCH, HIT!!! KAPOW, WHAMMO!!!...WOW!!THIS IS ONE BIG TOUGH WASP...........HIT!!! SLAP !!!PUNCH,!! KICK,!! MAIM!!, HURT!!, POW!! ,KICK!!, SLAP SLAP SLAP!!................
OH...WAIT......ER, AHA.. ERM......SORRY PETER...ER..IN THE FRENZY I DID NOT REALIZE IT WAS YOU.......ER ...UM....SORRY ABOUT THAT!!
WHAT!!!?.........YOU WANT...MORE???
OKAY NOW THIS IS GETTING WEIRD!!
IM OUTTA HERE!!!
Edited by dude
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Peter
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Posted: October 23 2004 at 00:51 |
Prog Club -- Introduced by Sir Dick-bob McHeathen:
 Good evening.
One of the mein problems in discussing progressive rock in a civilized fashion is that Hugues Chantraine and Philippe... CHRIST! THERE'S A WASP IN HERE! QUICK, BEFORE IT GETS ON THE AUSTRALIAN!
AIEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
(Dick-bob McHeathen will be back with more of Prog Club as soon as he's all better....)
Edited by Peter Rideout
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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tuxon
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Posted: October 22 2004 at 21:31 |
I recall reading a part of Monty Python about the greatest Joke ever made, all who read or hear it die. On television it wasn't really funny, but the plain text was hilarious (trully the best joke I've ever read and survived(do'h). The scene was called "The killer joke".
My dog has got no nose.
then how does he smell,
Awfull
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I'm always almost unlucky _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Id5ZcnjXSZaSMFMC Id5LM2q2jfqz3YxT
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penguindf12
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Posted: October 21 2004 at 19:06 |
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penguindf12
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Posted: October 21 2004 at 16:03 |
^I was just joking, obviously. In fact I very much enjoy "Monty Python". My friends and I watch it all the time. I especially enjoy the sketch which includes the exploding penguin on the television from their "Flying Circus" show on the BBC (even though I live in Canada). The shows are great hits in America as well, something of a cult hit.
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Peter Rideout
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Reed Lover
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Posted: October 21 2004 at 15:52 |
ARTHUR
(wazzed stiff)
Who are you?
TALL KNIGHT
We are the Knights Who Say "Ni"!
BEDEVERE
No! Not the Knights Who Say "Ni"
TALL KNIGHT
The same!
ARTHUR
Who are they?
TALL KNIGHT
We are the keepers of the sacred words. NI ... Peng ... and Neee
... Wom!
BEDEVERE
Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale.
TALL KNIGHT
The Knights Who Say "Ni"! demand a sacrifice.
ARTHUR
(to the TALL KNIGHT)
Knights Who Say "Ni" ... we are but simple travellers. We seek the
Enchanter who lives beyond this wood and who ...
TALL KNIGHT
NI!
ARTHUR
(recoiling)
Oh!
TALL KNIGHT
NI! NI!
ARTHUR
(he cowers in fear)
Oh!
TALL KNIGHT
We shall say Ni! again to you if you do not appease us.
ARTHUR
All right! What do you want?
TALL KNIGHT
We want ... a shrubbery!
ARTHUR
A what?
TALL KNIGHT
Ni! Ni! Ni ... Peng ... Nee ... Wum!
ARTHUR
All right! All right! ... No more, please. We will find you
a shrubbery ...
TALL KNIGHT
You must return here with a shrubbery or else ... you shall
not pass through this wood alive!
Monty Python & The Holy Grail :The Knights Who Say Ni !
Probably too silly for you young 'uns
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penguindf12
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Posted: October 21 2004 at 15:40 |
All:
I agree wholeheartedly with Peter's statement. "Ni" should not be used in these forums at all. It is simply too vulgar and crude. Refer to the "civility" thread for more information.
Peace.
Edited by maani on 32 October 2112 at 13:61
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penguindf12
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Posted: October 21 2004 at 15:35 |
^I'm not sure I agree on your statement there, frenchie. I haven't seen that old movie in years, let alone quote it. However, I do have excellent grammur and spulling.
But seriously, why do they say "Ni" anyways? It has no particular meaning, except to make one laugh at the nonsense of it. Interesting, isn't it? 
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Peter Rideout
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frenchie
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Posted: October 21 2004 at 14:42 |
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The Worthless Recluse
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threefates
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Posted: October 21 2004 at 01:23 |
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Time waits for no one
The wisemen say
The moon follows thoughts to your grave
When we think that we hear
the glad man sing
We carry our lusts to the brave
Waltzing on corridors
of long forgotten dreams
Noticing the movement of the moon
I came upon your face
In the quiet of the dawn
Then lost it as the sun played its tune
In the moonlight
The sadness reflects in my eyes
In the new light
Dreams follow love thru the skies
On the wings of my heart
Where your face starts
and my soul begins...
Seasons turn to dust
as the dream fades
Colors show the stream left behind
I follow its trace
That your smile has left
Hoping that your soul I will find
In the daylight
Reality pains me to see
In my true sight
I awaken to find only me
With a hole in my heart
Cause we were so torn apart
and my soul waits..........
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THIS IS ELP
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: October 21 2004 at 00:26 |
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gdub411
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Posted: October 21 2004 at 00:20 |
don't we do this on every thread
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