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stonebeard 
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Joined: May 27 2005
Location: NE Indiana
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 Posted: February 16 2009 at 00:14 |
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Ahh, but seriously f**k you to hell for bringing this sh*t up again and reminding me that I have never been loved by anyone outside of my immediate family.
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Henry Plainview
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Joined: May 26 2008
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Points: 16715
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Posted: February 15 2009 at 22:41 |
 The T wrote:
Henry Plainview wrote:
HughesJB4 wrote:
Henry Plainview wrote:
I still clutch it tightly. They're trying to steal it! |
No they're not.
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I'll have you know that my old supervisor sexually harassed me. And she was hot!
Then again she sexually harassed everyone.
And another job, the sous chef showed me a picture of his penis. Everybody wants a piece of this! |
That was a win-win situation! Either you could have sex with a hot woman or sued her for harassing you, you being her subordinate!
(I've seen that sh*ty atrocious movie "disclosure" more times than it deserves...  )
About the penis picture... well.... did it have to be a CHEF?! It just doesn't sound right.... |
Well she moved to another department so I don't see her much anymore, and she's also getting married. :( She also used to say "Yes massa!" to her supervisor when he told her to do stuff (she is biracial and he is black), and he would just shake his head and say "There is something wrong with that girl."
It had to be the chef because the chefs are the crazy ones. You have to be a little bit off to choose such a relentlessly demanding profession. And to be fair, he warned me. He said, "This is a picture of my penis on my phone" and then held it up, but because of my videogame trained reflexes I couldn't look away from a screen.
Edited by Henry Plainview - February 15 2009 at 22:42
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if you own a sodastream i hate you
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Leningrad
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Joined: August 15 2006
Location: Canada
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Posted: February 15 2009 at 22:28 |
Well let's just say I got as far as the nurse who was delivering me 
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The T
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Joined: October 16 2006
Location: FL, USA
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Points: 17493
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Posted: February 15 2009 at 20:26 |
Henry Plainview wrote:
HughesJB4 wrote:
Henry Plainview wrote:
I still clutch it tightly. They're trying to steal it! |
No they're not.
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I'll have you know that my old supervisor sexually harassed me. And she was hot!
Then again she sexually harassed everyone.
And another job, the sous chef showed me a picture of his penis. Everybody wants a piece of this! |
That was a win-win situation! Either you could have sex with a hot woman or sued her for harassing you, you being her subordinate!
(I've seen that sh*ty atrocious movie "disclosure" more times than it deserves... )
About the penis picture... well.... did it have to be a CHEF?! It just doesn't sound right....
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Padraic
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Joined: February 16 2006
Location: Pennsylvania
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Posted: February 15 2009 at 19:34 |
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Henry Plainview
Forum Senior Member
Joined: May 26 2008
Location: Declined
Status: Offline
Points: 16715
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Posted: February 15 2009 at 19:23 |
HughesJB4 wrote:
Henry Plainview wrote:
I still clutch it tightly. They're trying to steal it! |
No they're not.
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I'll have you know that my old supervisor sexually harassed me. And she was hot!
Then again she sexually harassed everyone.
And another job, the sous chef showed me a picture of his penis. Everybody wants a piece of this!
Edited by Henry Plainview - February 15 2009 at 19:24
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if you own a sodastream i hate you
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Dean
Special Collaborator
Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout
Joined: May 13 2007
Location: Europe
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Points: 37575
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Posted: February 15 2009 at 19:21 |
"What age did you lose your virginity?" ... the Stone Age 
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What?
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The T
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Joined: October 16 2006
Location: FL, USA
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Posted: February 15 2009 at 19:18 |
18...
But it was a looooooooooong time before the second time.... 
Lately I've been making up for lost time.... |
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crimhead
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Joined: October 10 2006
Location: Missouri
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Points: 19236
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Posted: February 15 2009 at 19:16 |
Vompatti wrote:
Nobody wants my virginity.  |
Flo wants it. She might even pay you a premium on it. 
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Petrovsk Mizinski
Prog Reviewer
Joined: December 24 2007
Location: Ukraine
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Points: 25210
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Posted: February 15 2009 at 19:13 |
Henry Plainview wrote:
I still clutch it tightly. They're trying to steal it! |
No they're not.
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Henry Plainview
Forum Senior Member
Joined: May 26 2008
Location: Declined
Status: Offline
Points: 16715
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Posted: February 15 2009 at 19:08 |
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I still clutch it tightly. They're trying to steal it!
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if you own a sodastream i hate you
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Gustavo Froes
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Joined: October 06 2008
Location: Rio,Brazil
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Posted: February 15 2009 at 18:03 |
Vompatti wrote:
If I knew more about gardening I could seriously become a monk or something.
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Bern
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Joined: September 22 2005
Location: Québec
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Posted: February 15 2009 at 17:04 |
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16 for me. It was awkward and unexpected.
Good times.
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RIP in bossa nova heaven.
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Pnoom!
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Joined: September 02 2006
Location: OH
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Posted: February 15 2009 at 14:54 |
stonebeard wrote:
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Geez you're all losers.
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You a woman?
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zappaholic
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Joined: March 24 2006
Location: flyover country
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Points: 2822
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Posted: February 15 2009 at 13:01 |
Much, much, MUCH later than I should have.
Why yes, I am pathetic. Why do you ask?
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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken
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fil karada
Forum Senior Member
Joined: February 16 2008
Location: Portugal
Status: Offline
Points: 279
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Posted: February 15 2009 at 12:55 |
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Some people find joy in knowledge. Some people find joy in ignorance. Some people just enjoy music.
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stonebeard
Forum Senior Member
Joined: May 27 2005
Location: NE Indiana
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Points: 28057
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Posted: February 15 2009 at 12:16 |
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Geez you're all losers.
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Epignosis
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Joined: December 30 2007
Location: Raeford, NC
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Posted: February 15 2009 at 12:15 |
fil karada wrote:
Not yet but working on it
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Right now?!? 
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Lev
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Joined: February 02 2009
Location: England
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Points: 67
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Posted: February 15 2009 at 11:48 |
12. 
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fil karada
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Location: Portugal
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Posted: February 15 2009 at 11:34 |
Not yet but working on it
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Some people find joy in knowledge. Some people find joy in ignorance. Some people just enjoy music.
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