Off At Tangents: Tip Bin Shuffle

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Noticeably naked at the dinner table, Martha sat without holding a plate in her left hand. She sneezed twice a twenty minute period which would always resonate in the large wooden clock in the southeast corner.

Oft forgotten saints #172: Lovgrad, Patron Saint of Igneous Rock

Brian Ferry always speaks Spanish in the shower. Time zone frequency unknown.

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Or something.

My baby is made of aluminum, your baby is made of cheese.

^ Does love Jay Fen? I don't know, I just don't know... 

Always a part of the dazzling lights, happening grooves and glitter-enhanced party rhino, local slut Gwendolyn was bound for joyful miscalculation and a breezy sense not unlike a cold night in the car with the windows down.   

Crimp a Tooth, Fondle a Pinking Shear: More Stupid Stuff You Can't Really Do

They explain contrapuntal aggression theory with hand sanitizer.