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progaardvark 
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I can't wear glasses anymore because more noses have appeared under my eyes.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 26 2020 at 15:25 |
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Unusual fortune cookie messages #9: "That's A Juicy a****le."
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 26 2020 at 15:15 |
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Don't cough on that lasagna!
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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TCat
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Posted: April 26 2020 at 14:47 |
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Do you want that fresh feeling to last? Stop shoving mashed potatoes down your pants.
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TCat
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Posted: April 26 2020 at 14:45 |
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There is only one Batman and he's responsible for the state of the world today.
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TCat
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Posted: April 26 2020 at 14:44 |
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Unfamous last words Entry #22523: "Grind yer ass till ya got jerky!"
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 26 2020 at 14:17 |
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The mass of the gas is larger in this room.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 26 2020 at 14:01 |
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If you shoot me, I"ll still be alive. But only if you shoot me with crabcakes.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 26 2020 at 11:29 |
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Toothpaste dispensers exist.
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: April 26 2020 at 08:36 |
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As far as I can tell the phenomenon that is now called Transcendentalism originated in the United States and has been described as its first notable intellectual movement. Given its opposition to technology, commerce, political parties, organised religion and espousal of a central tenet that spirituality 'transcends' the physical, it's hardly surprising that so many pious defendants claim 'the devil gone dunnit' in American courtrooms.
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: April 26 2020 at 06:14 |
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No-one is chillin' when a Dervish is whirlin' - religious ccstasy and the Turkish drug industry
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Posted: April 26 2020 at 05:35 |
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If it can't be covered in sand, cross-contaminate the shandy and pass around four bones.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 26 2020 at 04:18 |
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Happiness is the carrot, reality is the stick.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 26 2020 at 03:45 |
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There is just a figment of your imagination.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 26 2020 at 03:03 |
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There is toast and there is toast.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 26 2020 at 02:47 |
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Dangle the shrubbery.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Posted: April 25 2020 at 21:10 |
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I hiss at tradition.
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Posted: April 25 2020 at 19:47 |
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Ham dandy south of the mile long day fry.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 25 2020 at 18:07 |
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I lick like I was the forest.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 25 2020 at 18:07 |
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I've been seen by birds.
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