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 Posted: May 05 2020 at 11:39 |
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My only reason for inventing a time machine was to go back and tell myself to burp in even more mailboxes.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Posted: May 05 2020 at 11:16 |
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Local authorities are concerned about the diminishing quality of turds left on the City Hall lawn.
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 05 2020 at 11:14 |
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The object of the game is to clog up the toilet as fast as you can with socks.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Posted: May 05 2020 at 11:13 |
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Rags are supplied for hairy ice cubes only.
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 05 2020 at 11:12 |
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I'm being paid to fart every five minutes between 3:00 and 4:00 p.m.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 05 2020 at 11:12 |
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Let me behave some more before I start nouning again.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Posted: May 05 2020 at 11:11 |
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Today's Activity: Drown your favorite red-neck this afternoon at 3 pm. Meet at the Bogeleious mud pits.
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 05 2020 at 11:11 |
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My questions have hair all over them.
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Posted: May 05 2020 at 11:08 |
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Get inoculated for dumbness at your local Taxidermist today!
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Posted: May 05 2020 at 03:32 |
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They're all warning shots.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Posted: May 05 2020 at 03:05 |
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Let's make the sherry in your pantry hall.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 04 2020 at 13:59 |
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Tell me how you escape in the end.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Posted: May 04 2020 at 13:51 |
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I can't help but laugh every time you pee.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Posted: May 04 2020 at 13:40 |
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Albums You Secretly Wish Were Real: 1. Perry Como - "They Will Not Remix This After I'm Dead" 2. The Doors - "Only One Original Member Remains" 3. Various Artists - "No One Listens to This Crap Anymore - New Age Highlights of 1998" 4. Phil Collins - "The Best 125 Remixes of 'Sussudio' " 5. Lou Reed - "Metal Machine Music (Expanded Edition)" (36 disc box set)
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Posted: May 04 2020 at 13:24 |
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You need to put your heart into the way you toss your salad.
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Posted: May 04 2020 at 12:23 |
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I pay extra to park in the toilet lot.
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Posted: May 04 2020 at 12:22 |
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Item status: folded and face up.
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Posted: May 04 2020 at 12:20 |
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After you take it out of the oven, echo your voice all over it.
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Posted: May 04 2020 at 12:18 |
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It feels like a non-fiction liquid.
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Posted: May 04 2020 at 08:21 |
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Have yourself a squashed, square prairie.
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