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Guldbamsen
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Posted: March 19 2020 at 12:01 |
No? That actually gets me a little excited on your part Steve. Knowing your tastes I think you’ll love them It took me a little while plus the help of a friend who kept playing tracks off of various albums of theirs, and then they clicked with me.
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SteveG
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Location: Kyiv In Spirit
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Posted: March 19 2020 at 11:51 |
What I want to know is where did Jose get those flushable wipes. Some shady dealer in a back alley?
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Guldbamsen
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Posted: March 19 2020 at 11:48 |
Catcher10 wrote:
Guldbamsen wrote:
When you really REALLY think about it...it’s probably most of the Western world that got it wrong with regards to the whole bidet thing. Pop quiz: what do you do if you fall and plunge your hand in a warm turd lying on the road? I hope you don’t just wipe it with some white paper and be on your merry way. Nah you wash it. Similar thing on the toilet; what we effectively are doing is basically just smearing poop round our collective starfishes A bidet is really the civilised thing here folks...says the man who has used one maybe twice in his lifetime |
I follow up my sshhmearing with a flushable wipe....squeaky clean!
Regarding the bidet, who actually uses one on a daily basis?? I have tried them while in other countries but clearly was not using it right .
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npjnpj
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Joined: December 05 2007
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Posted: March 19 2020 at 11:47 |
Has anyone considered what might happen in a few months time when, with about 60% to 70% of humanity out of action, hurricanes, tornadoes, floods, and wildfires are due to start again globally?
I can't imagine anyone preparing for this.
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SteveG
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Posted: March 19 2020 at 11:42 |
If them commie demcratz really did take away their guns, where would they put approximately 75 million guns. On the moon?
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Tapfret
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Posted: March 19 2020 at 11:32 |
Catcher10 wrote:
I have not heard anything about hoarding guns on the news, now I have been trying to only watch in the morning too much negative energy to do that all day.But how do you hoard guns? You can't just go out and buy them all as I think some states restrict to one gun a month, gun buying laws are state by state I believe.
Thinking ahead about a vaccine approval.......I can only imagine how slammed all the local family dr offices will get, the lines will be endless. | Americans have been hoarding guns for years now. I guarantee you I have dozens of neighbors who have been in the gun of the month club since the Clinton years because "them dimmycratz is comin' fer muh gunz!". It doesn't take long for a 2 person household to accumulate more guns than you can move in one vehicle. Take a little drive out to rural Snohomish or Pierce county on a clear day and you will hear the arsenals roaring. What I can tell you is currently happening, having just visited a local armory, is there is definitely a run on ammunition.
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lazland
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Posted: March 19 2020 at 11:30 |
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npjnpj
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Posted: March 19 2020 at 11:20 |
Using neither is a good way to enforce social distancing.
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Catcher10
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Posted: March 19 2020 at 11:19 |
Guldbamsen wrote:
When you really REALLY think about it...it’s probably most of the Western world that got it wrong with regards to the whole bidet thing. Pop quiz: what do you do if you fall and plunge your hand in a warm turd lying on the road? I hope you don’t just wipe it with some white paper and be on your merry way. Nah you wash it. Similar thing on the toilet; what we effectively are doing is basically just smearing poop round our collective starfishes A bidet is really the civilised thing here folks...says the man who has used one maybe twice in his lifetime |
I follow up my sshhmearing with a flushable wipe....squeaky clean!
Regarding the bidet, who actually uses one on a daily basis?? I have tried them while in other countries but clearly was not using it right .
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Guldbamsen
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Posted: March 19 2020 at 11:08 |
When you really REALLY think about it...it’s probably most of the Western world that got it wrong with regards to the whole bidet thing. Pop quiz: what do you do if you fall and plunge your hand in a warm turd lying on the road? I hope you don’t just wipe it with some white paper and be on your merry way. Nah you wash it. Similar thing on the toilet; what we effectively are doing is basically just smearing poop round our collective starfishes A bidet is really the civilised thing here folks...says the man who has used one maybe twice in his lifetime
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
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Grumpyprogfan
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Posted: March 19 2020 at 11:06 |
Blacksword wrote:
The British are very uptight about &rse wiping. TP will become currency soon, as will paracetamol and dry pasta.
Our supermarket shelves are now empty. Most supermarkets have brought in new rules to allow the elderly and disabled priority to the stocks early in the day, which is a good move.
So far, the chaos in our food shops has been tolerated in relatively good humour, but I suspect that's about to change in the coming week or so, and I expect to see fists flying every now and then, and shoppers being mugged in the car park for their bog roll. The great pasta riots of 2020 are coming. I'll be glad when all this is over, and there is lull in chaos before Covid-20 is unleashed on the world |
I agree, this is gonna get ugly, crime will increase. Fistfights will turn into something worse. This will be a test of how much humans can tolerate. I will do my best.
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Meltdowner
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Posted: March 19 2020 at 11:02 |
^^ Normally there's a towel next to the bidet for that purpose. I have one in my house but never used it.
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SteveG
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Posted: March 19 2020 at 10:56 |
Beats me. I never had the proper foreign currency to put in the coin slot in order to use one.
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Grumpyprogfan
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Posted: March 19 2020 at 10:54 |
I understand the bidet shoots water to clean the poop. How do you dry? Do you sit until dry, fan in the bidet? Just walk around in soggy britches? Really curious to an explanation as we don't see bidets often in America.
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Blacksword
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Joined: June 22 2004
Location: England
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Posted: March 19 2020 at 10:52 |
The British are very uptight about &rse wiping. TP will become currency soon, as will paracetamol and dry pasta. Our supermarket shelves are now empty. Most supermarkets have brought in new rules to allow the elderly and disabled priority to the stocks early in the day, which is a good move. So far, the chaos in our food shops has been tolerated in relatively good humour, but I suspect that's about to change in the coming week or so, and I expect to see fists flying every now and then, and shoppers being mugged in the car park for their bog roll. The great pasta riots of 2020 are coming. I'll be glad when all this is over, and there is lull in chaos before Covid-20 is unleashed on the world
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Mortte
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Location: Finland
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Posted: March 19 2020 at 10:28 |
Grumpyprogfan wrote:
No need to stereotype Americans. I'm one and don't have any guns, I am running out of TP for my bung-hole. So how do you Eueropeans clean without TP? |
No need to stereotype any nation, it was just a news I heard and can´t understand it. I know every American didn´t vote Trump.
About toilet paper I didn´t buy it on Friday when really many Finnish people run to buy it (on Sunday three men have punchfighting about TP), on Monday we have to buy it, because we have run out of it and only package was 32 couple package (normally we buy 8 couple package). We were at the shop today again and there were again toilet paper. Anyway we have bidee too, so it won´t be catastrophe if TP runs out.
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tamijo_II
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Location: DK
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Posted: March 19 2020 at 10:11 |
Just hope that more countries realise that paying TAX and having free Healthcare is essential in the modern world, and does not only benefit the poor. If so something good will come out of a very bad situation.
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SteveG
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Joined: April 11 2014
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Points: 20616
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Posted: March 19 2020 at 10:02 |
someone_else wrote:
SteveG wrote:
No, Europeans use a bidet. A lesson learned from the last world war, I should think. |
Such devices are not used north of the 50° latitude as far as I know. I have never seen them north of France anyway.
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I have seen one or two in France. Which is more than I counted in North America!
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Catcher10
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Posted: March 19 2020 at 09:57 |
I have not heard anything about hoarding guns on the news, now I have been trying to only watch in the morning too much negative energy to do that all day. But how do you hoard guns? You can't just go out and buy them all as I think some states restrict to one gun a month, gun buying laws are state by state I believe.
Thinking ahead about a vaccine approval.......I can only imagine how slammed all the local family dr offices will get, the lines will be endless.
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someone_else
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Posted: March 19 2020 at 09:56 |
SteveG wrote:
No, Europeans use a bidet. A lesson learned from the last world war, I should think. |
Such devices are not used north of the 50° latitude as far as I know. I have never seen them north of France anyway.
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