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Hammers suck giant monkey balls, it's all about maiming them with a sharp object.  Axes are perfect for the job.

Claymores are too bulky and heavy (my mate has one, so I know).  You want small, light and fast.  Give me some Shuriken as well actually.


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Originally posted by Geck0 Geck0 wrote:

A double-edged Battle Axe.  I prefer sharp weapons to those pansy bludgeon weapons. Wink


Everyone knows bludgeonning weapons totally pwn slashing weapons you n00b.

I'd take a hammer any day.

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I wouldn't go near a giant chessboard, so I guess I'm screwed!
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I prefer a long bow. I wouldn't even dare come close to a dragon specially if he's surrounded by a glowing blue light.

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Rileydog with his short bow:



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You've not seen my two-edged one-handed Battle Axe have you Stonas?  I can easily use a shield with it.

Here's me with my single-edger:

I'm not left-handed though... that's how good I am!

Here's my double-edger:

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considering I'm a sh*tty shot and have no arm strength, enchanted staff


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Dragon's are sucker's for riddles, so i would puzzle them with an enchanted riddle.
 
and than slay them with a herring
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I only need one too, but it's better to be safe, than sorry. Wink

Besides, the other blade is useful for opening cans of beans.
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Originally posted by Geck0 Geck0 wrote:

A double-edged Battle Axe.  I prefer sharp weapons to those pansy bludgeon weapons. Wink


Only wusses need two edges.  Real men only need one. 

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A double-edged Battle Axe.  I prefer sharp weapons to those pansy bludgeon weapons. Wink
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Depends on what powers the enchanted staff has been imbued with. Stern%20Smile
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Short bow of course!  The critical hit percentage is higher!

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As a young farmhand and/or graying steelsmith, you must defend your quaint village from a dragon who's awaken from a deep slumber, eager to dine on manflesh. Choose your weapon and fight with honor. Stern%20Smile

By the way, claymores, bows, staffs, and the two-edged axe require two hands to wield, and therefore one cannot carry a shield with them. Keep this in mind when choosing, as shields are very handy when dealing with dragons.


Edited by stonebeard - May 13 2007 at 21:09
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