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Viajero Astral 
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 Posted: October 25 2010 at 23:29 |
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What about selling them apart?
Next project: Global warming... |
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CPicard
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Posted: October 22 2010 at 17:39 |
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What??? Boobless latex suits? Well, not in my local sex-shop!
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Viajero Astral
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Posted: October 22 2010 at 13:01 |
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Because they don't have boobs.
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CPicard
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Posted: October 21 2010 at 12:50 |
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Just thinking: why not having sex directly with the said latex suits?
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Viajero Astral
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Posted: October 21 2010 at 00:24 |
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That problem can be fixed with latex suits, they are confortable and you can had sex with them on.
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Vompatti
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Posted: October 20 2010 at 12:00 |
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Which problems? I always thought that female ejaculation is quire rare.
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CPicard
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Posted: October 20 2010 at 11:53 |
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Yet, the problems of body fluids still remains.
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Vompatti
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Posted: October 20 2010 at 03:08 |
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Well, it would be slightly less awkward with clothes on. Naturally there shouldn't be any orgasms or strange facial expressions. And it should be done in public, preferably while having a cup of coffee or waiting for the bus.
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Viajero Astral
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Posted: October 19 2010 at 22:56 |
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Ok, the reunion about improve sex to make it less awkward start now, Comrade Vompatti, you have the word.
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Vompatti
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Posted: October 19 2010 at 14:14 |
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ALL sex is awkward and maybe disgusting.
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Posted: October 19 2010 at 13:59 |
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I would prefer mermaids or lamia (but the sex would be awkward and maybe disgusting)
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Viajero Astral
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Posted: October 19 2010 at 03:22 |
Cuthulu females? thats sounds like a mother-in-law to me  |
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Posted: October 18 2010 at 02:31 |
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Hot females with tentacles, mmmmmm
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Viajero Astral
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Posted: October 17 2010 at 20:46 |
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I know, let's use our super powerfull minds to create life, we can start with creating hot prog females.
Or a creature that can expel good music, with tentacles and a big mouth that can eat bad music.
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CPicard
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Posted: October 17 2010 at 06:23 |
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We should rename this thread "Greatest Recipes from the Roman Empire's Elite" (hey, nice name for a band!)
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Posted: October 17 2010 at 02:45 |
Of course. And our downfall was we never spoke of intelligent things, just enjoyed our luxurious lifestyle. Now pass me my bald eagle egg soup |
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Viajero Astral
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Posted: October 17 2010 at 00:52 |
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Well, obviously everything has been dead here, I can't believe that the greatest group with the most intelligent minds in the world is going to hell, or is already there.
Well, we can talk about... walruses??? .. No? Ok, let's go get a drink... |
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Posted: October 16 2010 at 12:55 |
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What am I doing in this thread...?
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CPicard
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Posted: October 16 2010 at 11:23 |
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So, Vomp, still using the same old running gag? What about having toasted cow ovaries? For me, it will be fried pig guts with mustard.
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Posted: October 16 2010 at 08:34 |
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I'll have a grilled bull penis, please!
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Vompatti wrote: