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Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by HackettFan HackettFan wrote:

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Humidity is key to having healthy socks.
Fine as long as they're being used as a force for good. Foot fungus leads to the Dark Side.
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Originally posted by HackettFan HackettFan wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:


Humidity is key to having healthy socks.
Fine as long as they're being used as a force for good. Foot fungus leads to the Dark Side.
I have many blank pages, some of them are for my hassock to maintain en empty diary, and the rest of them are on the verge of escaping reality.
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When the fateful day comes, I want to be buried in an armadillo costume in a pyramid on Planet X.


With my Les Paul, a Macintosh computer and 40 virgins.

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Humidity is key to having healthy socks.
Fine as long as they're being used as a force for good. Foot fungus leads to the Dark Side.
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While floating in 7-Up, a box of powdered detergent fell out of my ass.
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Getting somewhere takes a long time for Ernie since he has to pull his pants down and up every two feet.
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I use verbs when I want to describe the concept of action. I belch the alphabet when I see nouns.
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I'll have to face it tonight. There's not way around it--that's the only way to break in my new pillow. Geddit? Because I sleep with my cheek on my pillow. My cheek is part of my face. So... facing my pillow...? ...Yeah.

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One Grey Testicle: Hitler, Cancer, and the Secret German Occupation of America
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How many dragons can I order at once?
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Inappropriate national symbols of South Korea #68: Dead Indians
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Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Rain brings the sausages.

This may be a little bit gay.

 
I find nothing homosexual about phallic shaped meats.
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Wounded salami.

This too.
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Rain brings the sausages.

This may be a little bit gay.
"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought."   -- John F. Kennedy
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