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Points: 3196 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 08 2010 at 17:47
Why did the salad eat the sandwich?
Because he was hungry?
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Two men walked into a bar.

They both wanted a lager. The bartender said 'Alright then' and gave them their drinks.
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You want a short joke? Okay.



Want another one?
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Two men walked into a bar.  The third one walked home.
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Spotted on Miss Cellania's blog today...

Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
"You must go beyond the limit of the limit of your limits!" - Mr. Doctor
"It is our duty as men and women to proceed as though the limits of our abilities do not exist." - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
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Originally posted by Falx Falx wrote:

Justin Bieber.


LOL
Damn it.
Winner
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Originally posted by NecronCommander NecronCommander wrote:

Two muffins sitting in an oven, right?

One muffin says to the other, "Wow, it sure is hot in here."

Says the other muffin: "Holy f*ck, a talking muffin!"



Yeah right.. Really funny indeed..LOL
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Justin Bieber.
"You must go beyond the limit of the limit of your limits!" - Mr. Doctor
"It is our duty as men and women to proceed as though the limits of our abilities do not exist." - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
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Knock knock
*gun blast*
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Two muffins sitting in an oven, right?

One muffin says to the other, "Wow, it sure is hot in here."

Says the other muffin: "Holy f*ck, a talking muffin!"
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List your favourite quick joke.
 
 
 
Q : Which one of the Marx Brothers had the dirtiest underpants ?
 
A : Skid.
 
(apparently, they was so bad, he was never allowed to be in any of their films).
 
LOL
 
"...the thing IS, to put a motor in yourself..."
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