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JJLehto 
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Drug Trafficking might be a serious possibility. I know a guy, for obvious reasons....all I'll say is he has alot of money/power and goes by: Martinez
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Atomic_Rooster
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Posted: May 10 2007 at 22:22 |
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well, it does involve a one-sided nuclear war (maybe), potential for MASSIVE casualty rates, the invasion of Canada, infiltration of Central America (potentially through drug trafficking?), and a pyramid scheme |
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I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers.
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rileydog22
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Posted: May 10 2007 at 22:19 |
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If it isn't evil, then I'm not in. Edited by rileydog22 - May 10 2007 at 22:19 |
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Atomic_Rooster
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Posted: May 10 2007 at 22:13 |
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by no means evil, perse; no more evil than necessary surely... it's not like I'm going to have myself deified or anything... are you volunteering for position as meat shield as well? |
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Atomic_Rooster
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Posted: May 10 2007 at 22:10 |
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Scrumtrillescent! |
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I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers.
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asimplemistake
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Posted: May 10 2007 at 21:58 |
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Oh boy, I can be a meat shield. I've always wanted to use my intelligence just for that reason.
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rileydog22
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Posted: May 10 2007 at 21:29 |
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This sounds evil....I want in.
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Atomic_Rooster
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Posted: May 10 2007 at 19:52 |
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hmmm, yes he is an official member, though he is somewhat... expendable.
I'm keeping him for now as advisory staff (every king needs an adviser), though he won't have any decision making responsibilities. |
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JJLehto
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Posted: May 10 2007 at 17:09 |
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So, Firepuck is officially in on our plot? |
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Atomic_Rooster
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Posted: May 10 2007 at 15:09 |
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Excellent, this could work... until we run out of buffalo, but for the time being you shall be made my Secretary/Minister of Buffalo Penis and Fine Wine Strategy and yes, you can have a Cabernet |
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Atomic_Rooster
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Posted: May 10 2007 at 15:07 |
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Ok, bothy boy you're in for your Fripp conNeKTions |
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Atomic_Rooster
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Posted: May 10 2007 at 15:05 |
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You're in for misspelling Edit and your karate skillz could come in useful... or if not you could at least be my meat shield |
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Posted: May 10 2007 at 09:33 |
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Oh, and can I get a bottle of Cabernet to celebrate the retaining of my head? - unless...
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Kryten : "'Pub'? Ah yes, A meeting place where humans attempt to achieve advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks."
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Posted: May 10 2007 at 09:31 |
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May I humbly suggest an alternate strategy?...
First, take over the vineyards and buffalo ranches in any given area you wish to conquer.
Second, offer free glasses of wine and hors d'oeuvres of buffalo penises to those who join the great state of AR - I suspect the acceptance of a new ruler will be quick and encompassing, especially if you use a nice cabernet and AAA penises.
Third, move to the next area.
Fourth, repeat steps one through three.
Remember the golden rule of war, when conquering a hostile force ensure that the vineyards and buffalo ranches are not damaged.
My liege, I offer my neck and should you find my comments distasteful, please lop my head off.
Your humble servant, FP.
Long live Atomic Rooster!
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Kryten : "'Pub'? Ah yes, A meeting place where humans attempt to achieve advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks."
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Posted: May 09 2007 at 23:02 |
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By this post I declare my intentions of joining this exclusive club
here I go 1. I have a Les Paul 2. One of my armpits smells better than the other 3. I never ever glid before 4. My second name can only be pronounced by bullimic dogs 5. I know someone who knows someone that knows Fripp (and this is more true than the rest) |
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"You want me to play what, Robert?"
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asimplemistake
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Posted: May 09 2007 at 22:31 |
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I wish I had me some intelligence...
 This is all I got: 1. I only play Opeth when my parents are far far away (or with headphones) 2. I can't order foods at restaurants without messing it up, but I still always get what I want 3. I mentioned Genesis once in class and the teacher gave me extra credit 6. I can count real good 5. I can....play guitar. And bass. And keyboards. and tuba. and sousaphone. And...I know how to hit a drum. And mandolin. and...kazoo. and sing. and...I know how to run. Can I be considered intelligent? EIDT: I also do karate (first degree black belt). Might that be useful in say..taking over America (or whatever it was that you were plotting...)? EDIT: I spelled Edit wrong the first time^ Edited by asimplemistake - May 09 2007 at 22:34 |
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Atomic_Rooster
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Posted: May 09 2007 at 15:51 |
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...excellent... now we just have to decide which of the Central/South American countries is the weakest
perhaps I'll start a thread where we can plot our take over |
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JJLehto
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Posted: May 09 2007 at 15:47 |
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Well, if you think it'd be helpful for you, I would love to rule the Southern Western Hemisphere.
I could always give it another try, sure.
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Atomic_Rooster
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Posted: May 09 2007 at 15:40 |
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well... ok, I would've waited a month or two and then attacked the Eastern Hemisphere, but I can't help it; I'm just a man.
But we could've utilized satellites to launch strategic nukes on highly populated areas in Europe and Asia (not so much Africa, as they're still in bad shape economically and militarily). Then we use careful diplomacy to convince various parties that some other country was responsible. Then, while they're ganging up on the scape goat, we blitzkrieg with nukes and aerial assault, setting up military bases in the conquered coastal countries we take first, and using their population and resources as a buffer against retaliation. ... if only you hadn't been ousted (dam buffalo penis)... we could plot for you to regain control of Central America perhaps... |
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JJLehto
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Posted: May 09 2007 at 15:35 |
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Give up? No no just be careful. And that WOULD have been great.
But, how long could we co rule the Hemisphere before one of us, probably you, tries to take over the rest?
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