The Intelligent People's Thread

Fripp will win, because he will play a chord so powerful that you will die immediately.  

I predict that the final conflict of the world domination will be a duel between me and the Fripp; Fripp with his guitar and me with "The Shotgun of Destiny"

Atomic_Rooster wrote: I wiz thingin to meself t'other day, "Why don't we all pick for ourselves whimsical titles that will allow us to express our condescension for those of lesser intellect" So, I'm thinking of titling myself: Dictator of Mankind's Collective Intellect

I'm "He who shall not be named"

1. I'm from Ukraine
2. I've invented a hiccough
3. I don't care for anybody except ...no, I don't care for anybody
4. I've already ate your caviar
5. I can play "Fracture", "Epitaph", "In the Wake of Poseidon", "Starless", "Red" on my guitar and brand new KC song they haven't released yet

yeah, but if i owe my allegiance to the Fripp and am ruler of America, then Fripp is the technical ruler of America, which is no burden I would wish upon him

I may have to give up my allegiance to the Fripp when the time comes for me to overthrow America

Atomic_Rooster wrote: MrHiccup wrote: I must be an official member of this thread because of the following five reasons:   1 - Atomic_Rooster is tasty 2 - I have a shrine to Atomic_Rooster in my bed 3 - I ABSOLUTELY LOVE ATOMIC_Rooster and have an autographed picture of him on my wall 4 - I sometimes write about how I want to marry Atomic_Rooster in my diary. 5 - Atomic Rooster is the smartest person in the world I wholeheartedly agree... but where'd you get the pic?

rileydog22 wrote: Atomic_Rooster wrote: rileydog22 wrote: Atomic_Rooster wrote: rileydog22 wrote: This sounds evil....I want in.   by no means evil, perse; no more evil than necessary surely... it's not like I'm going to have myself deified or anything... are you volunteering for position as meat shield as well? If it isn't evil, then I'm not in.  well, it does involve a one-sided nuclear war (maybe), potential for MASSIVE casualty rates, the invasion of Canada, infiltration of Central America (potentially through drug trafficking?), and a pyramid scheme And it's STILL not evil?  You guys suck at this!

Well, if I start off the plan with everyone knowing that its an evil plan, then no one is going to help me overthrow the government and let me rule them peaceably, so I've decided to wait until after I've broken their spirits to announce that I am, in fact evil

I must be an official member of this thread because of the following five reasons:

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