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Petrovsk Mizinski 
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 Posted: February 16 2009 at 22:12 |
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Pnoom!
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Posted: February 16 2009 at 19:52 |
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Shakespeare
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Posted: February 16 2009 at 08:43 |
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I AM AN ATHEIST, HERE IS SOMETHING TRUE ABOUT ME:
ATHEIST TENANT OF FAITH: The CRUSADES is an amazing example that I
Love to cite in order to illustrate how wicked and vile Christianity is
REBUTTAL: The crusades were GOOD. If it weren't for the crusades
the Muslim invaders would have conquered Europe and you'd be praying to
Allah right now. Thank God (or the IPF for you atheists) the Crusaders
pushed the Muslilm hoarde out of Europe and threw them back into the
desert. Jihadian Mohammadans invaded Europe, and your damn straight
Europe had a right to defend itself
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Holy sh*t holy sh*t holy sh*t I don't think this one is a joke because they editted some out of it later, probably because it wasn't funny
This guy has the Crusades confused with the battle of Tours
And the Crusades were this:
POPE URBAN: yo fellas I'm bored wanna do sumtin
BISHOP: k
POPE URBAN: let's like attack jerusalim n tell ppl dey will go to heavin 4 it and any murdering rape or pillaging done along the way is okay in gawdz eyes
BISHOP: right
POPE URBAN: den we will propogate them moar than the nazis and italians combined
BISHOP: yup
POPE URBAN: and we will attack jewish and christian cities just for the hell of it
BISHOP: sick
POPE: and it will be like a tradition right okay we'll do it like 4 times
BISHOP: no way
POPE: and the fourth one we'll just attack constantinople, no jerusalim
BISHOP: nice
POPE: thatz a christian city
BISHOP: f**kin a
POPE: but they smell funny so let's kill 'em
BISHOP: right
POPE: in the future, that is
BISHOP: ok
POPE: you aren't even listening to me are you
BISHOP: ill
Edited by Shakespeare - February 16 2009 at 08:44
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Shakespeare
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Posted: February 16 2009 at 08:34 |
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what ze hick
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Pnoom!
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Posted: February 16 2009 at 07:21 |
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Pnoom!
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Posted: February 16 2009 at 07:09 |
Quoting this:
 Pnoom! wrote:
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moreitsythanyou
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Posted: February 16 2009 at 02:12 |
Henry Plainview wrote:
And just when I thought laplace couldn't get any more incoherent.
itsy I listened to your show, I don't know why I am awake. AND NOW I AM REALLY GOING TO BED THIS TIME. |
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 <font color=white>butts, lol[/COLOR]
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Henry Plainview
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Posted: February 16 2009 at 02:06 |
And just when I thought laplace couldn't get any more incoherent.
itsy I listened to your show, I don't know why I am awake. AND NOW I AM REALLY GOING TO BED THIS TIME.
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if you own a sodastream i hate you
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laplace
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Posted: February 16 2009 at 02:02 |
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Henry Plainview
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Posted: February 16 2009 at 01:36 |
HOLY CRAP 10,000!
I am a liar. it's almost late enough for me to listen to itsy! Sadly, I really do have to go now.
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if you own a sodastream i hate you
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moreitsythanyou
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Posted: February 16 2009 at 01:01 |
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Do you think I should go for it tonight?
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<font color=white>butts, lol[/COLOR]
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Shakespeare
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Posted: February 16 2009 at 01:01 |
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(What do doctors who perform abortions deserve?)
I vote death....."
What a pro-life thing to say.
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Shakespeare
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Posted: February 16 2009 at 00:56 |
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omg 6 more poasts itsy until 10xxx
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Shakespeare
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Posted: February 16 2009 at 00:55 |
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this makes me sad
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moreitsythanyou
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Posted: February 16 2009 at 00:45 |
There is not a single passage or concept in the Bible that would be
offensive to any human on the planet. 
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<font color=white>butts, lol[/COLOR]
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Pnoom!
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Posted: February 16 2009 at 00:34 |
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Henry Plainview
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Posted: February 16 2009 at 00:34 |
moreitsythanyou wrote:
I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!
This is my personal favorite.
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That is good, it's also one of the very few that is believable and not likely some insane trolling/bad joke.
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if you own a sodastream i hate you
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moreitsythanyou
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Posted: February 16 2009 at 00:32 |
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I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she
left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16
and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that
he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I
want my son to stop being so secretive!
This is my personal favorite.
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<font color=white>butts, lol[/COLOR]
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Shakespeare
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Posted: February 16 2009 at 00:16 |
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lmfffffffffao
[One Christian speaking to another]
You are banned. You are not a Christian for Christians don't accuse brothers and sisters in Christ of being non-Christian.
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Shakespeare
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Posted: February 16 2009 at 00:11 |
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http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx?archive=1
this page is genius, there are too many hilarious ones to quote
but there's one that's funny until the end where it's just scary.
This kid came out and told his dad he was homosexual, and the dad told his son he would go to hell for being gay and he went on about how he thought his son's therapist was to blame and the media and whatever, and it turns out this kid killed himself.
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