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presdoug
A dyslexic agnostic asks himself- Is there a dog?
zappaholic
Not a Monty Python fan, I take it?
/it's from the Killer Joke sketch
"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken
presdoug
How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
tuxon
The Runaway wrote: zappaholic wrote:
Show me the humor and I will laugh.
any way.
a boy walks into a bar. he didn't listen to all the guys shouting "watch out you are walking into a bar". so he had a percusion, and a terrible headache to accompagny it. but the butterfly said to him thank you very much. and than the boy was still very grateful that although he had a serious enjury at least he did something to make a bug be gratefull to him.
I'm always almost unlucky _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Id5ZcnjXSZaSMFMC Id5LM2q2jfqz3YxT
paganinio
finally i know why Wish You Were Here is a timeless album
... because it doesn't have the song "Time" on it.
I started a new thread for this joke because I didn't see this thread........
The Runaway
zappaholic wrote:
Adams Bolero
CPicard wrote:
VIDEO
''Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.''
Formentera Lady
What do you get if a piano falls down a mine shaft? A flat minor.
TheGazzardian
Why do beach combers never get hungry? Because of all the sand which is there!
(sound it out)
zappaholic
Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken
tuxon
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
I'm always almost unlucky _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Id5ZcnjXSZaSMFMC Id5LM2q2jfqz3YxT
CPicard
- My dog has no nose.
irrelevant
The camera got angry and broke.
What a loose canon.
Mr. Maestro
(Joke for physicists only)
Two hydrogen atoms are walking down the street. One of them says to the other, "I think I lost an electron!"
The other one says, "Are you sure?"
So the first one responds, "Yeah! I'm positive!"
"I am the one who crossed through space...or stayed where I was...or didn't exist in the first place...."
Formentera Lady
A plane full of Polish tourists flies in over New York.
Mr. Maestro
Guy 2 is standing at street corner with a dog. Guy 1 walks up.
Guy 1 asks Guy 2, "Does your dog bite?"
Guy 2 says, "No."
Guy 1 reaches down to pet the dog. The dog bites his hand.
Guy 1 says to Guy 2, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!"
Guy 2 says to Guy 1, "That's not my dog."
"I am the one who crossed through space...or stayed where I was...or didn't exist in the first place...."
irrelevant
The other day I turned into the girl from 'The Exorcist'.
That was a head turner.
SaltyJon
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Adams Bolero
Q: Why did the student leave the maths study group.
A: He found it difficult to integrate.
''Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.''
zappaholic
A guy walks into a bar. *KLUNK*
"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken
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tuxon wrote:
finally i know why Wish You Were Here is a timeless album
