What age did you lose your virginity?

The Pessimist wrote: Slartibartfast wrote: Vompatti wrote: Slartibartfast wrote: But if you like orgasm there's always masturbation until you find the right person you make love with... I'd strongly advise against that. If I only could have imagined how hairy my palms would become, I would definitely have kept from touching my weewee unless absolutely necessary. Speaking as a great masturbator, my palms have never grown hairy.  As I have gotten older my nose hairs have gotten out of control.  Fortunately, the ear and back hairs are behaving/ What is with the palms growing hairy thing? Are - as I'm about to call them - love tadpoles kinda like horse manure for hair? If so, then the tissues I threw away should be sprouting any minute now. I apologise to any women or younger members on the forum if I'm coming across as too vulgar. I should know better. Oh wait, no I shouldn't, I'm 17

I heard on the news that men who jack it more are less likely to get prostate cancer. Its perfectly natural anyway, like a sneeze haha.

12, I had an awesome babysitter haha.

^ yea, like I always wonder if some girl will make an attempt, (or has!) and i'll just flat out miss it, or won't know what to do.
I don't think so personally...but it is in my mind sometimes

Oh yea, I have seen this poll/thread MANY times during my time here on the Archives.
And nothing has changed!
Was a virgin when I was 18, now almost 21 and still am.
Not bothered by it, which kinda scares me. I am afraid ive gotten so used to being single, that itll become self fufilling. But whatever, at the moment I got more important stuff to do.

Henry Plainview wrote: I think this is somehow relevant.

*Hangs head in facepalmed-ness* Hilarious, but it's one those things that you have to laugh to keep from weeping openly.

I think this is somehow relevant.

Slartibartfast wrote: p0mt3 wrote: 'Love tadpoles' is my affectionate title for the little friends, as well. Have you heard "baby batter" yet?

The "Army of the Salami" as well...

Well normally I'd go with "warriors of the womb", but that doesn't necessarily apply to masturbation...

Slartibartfast wrote: Vompatti wrote: Slartibartfast wrote: But if you like orgasm there's always masturbation until you find the right person you make love with... I'd strongly advise against that. If I only could have imagined how hairy my palms would become, I would definitely have kept from touching my weewee unless absolutely necessary. Speaking as a great masturbator, my palms have never grown hairy.  As I have gotten older my nose hairs have gotten out of control.  Fortunately, the ear and back hairs are behaving/

What is with the palms growing hairy thing? Are - as I'm about to call them - love tadpoles kinda like horse manure for hair? If so, then the tissues I threw away should be sprouting any minute now.

I apologise to any women or younger members on the forum if I'm coming across as too vulgar. I should know better. Oh wait, no I shouldn't, I'm 17

I find it hilarious that no one lost their virginity at 13 (looking at the poll).  It's like, "Well, I didn't score at 12, but I sure as hell am not doing anything at 13- it might fall off or something unfortunate."