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Shakespeare
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Posted: August 14 2007 at 09:48 |
And while all this happened, The birdcatcher had reached 2nd bass with Rico.
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 14 2007 at 03:45 |
the apes team up with the robots and develop a new race of super ape robots.
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Viajero Astral
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Posted: August 14 2007 at 00:11 |
and the humans start to create robots so they can fight the apes, but the robots doesnt obey the humans at all, so...
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markosherrera
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Posted: August 12 2007 at 17:44 |
I .feel strange and without menstruation.....my tits are more big now!!!!!!!...........
.. now like said nostradamus the chimp is pregnant ,and begin the new age of planet of the apes
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 12 2007 at 13:51 |
And this is what the chimp said:
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Shakespeare
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Posted: August 12 2007 at 11:38 |
SO one day, while our hero birdcatcher was about to score first base with Rico, the chimp walks in and shouts something in monkey-talk, which only the birdcatcher understood.
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 12 2007 at 10:42 |
And the chimp would discover them, for it was a clever chimp, the first
chimp ever to fully understand the ambiguity of the sentence "I sold my children
for food." *
*(Compare: "I sold it for money." "They were sold for slaves.")
Edited by Vompatti - August 12 2007 at 10:49
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Shakespeare
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Posted: August 12 2007 at 08:25 |
something didn't seem right about his affair with Ricochet, even if his chimp would never discover them.
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Viajero Astral
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Posted: August 11 2007 at 23:45 |
all the night, but nobody care about it. The destruction of the heart of the sun was the reason of all of this events, still...
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markosherrera
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Posted: August 11 2007 at 23:32 |
now the poor (his name is Dick crotum) that live in a humid mosquito infected land is trying to find a machette for kill each one ignoring that was an error and cut his own member trying to kill a mosquito..poor banana picker...now the chimpanzee cry
Edited by markosherrera - August 11 2007 at 23:37
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Shakespeare
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Posted: August 11 2007 at 22:07 |
Our hero was met with a dazzling spectacles of cheap packaged foods, all landing outside the house. The ape went ape!
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Dean
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Posted: August 11 2007 at 22:02 |
...at that moment, the spaceship from Tau Ceti arrived with its usual cargo of efferming beans and packets of lemon Spangles.
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markosherrera
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Posted: August 11 2007 at 21:44 |
But after all more important are the feelings...and I live the moment so....
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Shakespeare
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Posted: August 11 2007 at 21:39 |
This is a much hairier, much more primitive thing than a woman.
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markosherrera
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Posted: August 11 2007 at 21:34 |
but there are problems with wc,electricity,water,gas,...and flies (fragance of sh*t) and said I am boring I NEED A WOMAN TOO...!!!!!...and just in this moment appear one beautiful chimpanzee....oohh my God I am not alone now BUT
Edited by markosherrera - August 11 2007 at 21:40
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Shakespeare
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Posted: August 11 2007 at 21:30 |
"Finally!" he cried "That wigwam that I've wanted to be laid in for years by my hot co-worker at the bird farm!"
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markosherrera
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Posted: August 11 2007 at 21:28 |
We can help you with our hard,pestilents sh*ts for annex the bricks of your new wigwam
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Shakespeare
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Posted: August 11 2007 at 21:23 |
Even the kangaroos agree.
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markosherrera
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Posted: August 11 2007 at 21:22 |
now he is a good person,,he loves the animals and the sh*t ,now he has brilliant ideas
Edited by markosherrera - August 11 2007 at 21:24
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Shakespeare
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Posted: August 11 2007 at 21:14 |
In a few months of having homes destroyed, scrounging up the cash to try again, he went again for the suicide thing when suddenly he had a change of heart.
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