The Intelligent People's Thread - Progressive Rock Music Forum

There are pants on the moon.

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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions

1. I can superposition potato salad clippings while immigrating soda turns.

2. I know how to reverberate my ears when my knee discovers stepwise sticky-note assignments pasted on the underside of a Platonic tool box in corner number five of the car parking facility.

3. I can ham with the submarines when heuristic subtleties of jocular algorithms cause intransigence of my contumacious clothes hamper.

4. My gastric zephyrs never cause nasal distress unless I'm on the verge of initiating diarrhea procedures.

5. I cause turbulence when my pocket-sized automobile atomizes ringed planetoids while diverging from the main sequence of stellar happiness.

Bonus attributes:

6. I like verbs.

7. I can pick up dog poop with one hand while handling a metadata conversion project involving fractional couches and belchbox interpretations in another hand and assembling 4-coded biluminous puzzle stamps with 14.5 perforation precision in another hand and initiating nasal mining procedures with my last hand.

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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions

Vompatti wrote:

Man With Hat wrote:

Vompatti wrote:

For the past few days I've been continuously feeling like a genius! If bull penises weren't expensive in Finalnd I'd have one.

Are bulls rare in Finland?

I've seen them in westerns.

Are Westerns rare in finland?

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Vompatti wrote:

Yuo're in1!

I ahd a dream last night that the president's cat was trying to eat my testicles and hte president was also a bobcat.

This tells about your hidden desires to become the next American president, and your fear of being billclintonized in a monicalewinskian way.

The cat symbolizes your desire to be cool (as in jazz cats...)

I would like to be added to this wonderful society.

My 5 best characteristics:

1. I know how to discern a merlot from a cabernet sauvignon (reading what's written on the label, but still...)

2. My EQ is much lower than my IQ (that is: I may be lazy, but not dumb)

3. I prefer comic strips with a hard cover to those with a soft cover (this especially tells the educated people from the aneducated, ineducated, diseducated - um, which was it again...)

4. I am an avid reader of the philosophic works of Qing Ah Pog Song

5. My punch characteristic: I prefer easterns to westerns (though the water buffaloboys and the yakboys can be as rude as the American cowboys)

Vompatti wrote:

For the past few days I've been continuously feeling like a genius! If bull penises weren't expensive in Finalnd I'd have one.

Are bulls rare in Finland?

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

For the past few days I've been continuously feeling like a genius! If bull penises weren't expensive in Finalnd I'd have one.

HolyMoly wrote:

1. I was once a sailing instructor

2. I don't remember how to sail any more

3. I avoid getting hit by cars

4. I don't have a favorite color, but I know it's not purple

4. I often make errors when counting.

You are in. Especially since I don't think we have anyone who errs and doesn't like purple.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

1. I was once a sailing instructor

2. I don't remember how to sail any more

3. I avoid getting hit by cars

4. I don't have a favorite color, but I know it's not purple

4. I often make errors when counting.

My other avatar is a Porsche

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.

-Kehlog Albran

I might not be smart, but my friend smacked me in the face today and that smarts.

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