Post of the Year

I was kidding, Peter, sorry for not being clear.

^^^
Don't stop your posts, they're very funny. I just wanted to say it's a pleasure reading your English (at last real English and not a b*****dized version of it, from a former colony).

So that's just one mistake then, Jim?

That's fine, we all make mistakes and that wasn't a spelling mistake, per se, but rather a typographical error.

Besides, I still caught that whippersnapper out with his lack of a closed bracket!

Indeed Bob, I have more than one post featured in this thread, but Peter Garten... oops - I mean Peter Rid-icule-out - and Jim Rideout... oops again - of course I mean Jim "gaseous" Garten - will always feature in such threads, as they have a tendency to flap in the wind and not get very far, falling very Icarus-like, into the conflagration of someone's ego-trip!


Edited by Geck0 - June 06 2006 at 13:43

Geck0 wrote: My spelling is impeccable, I'll have you know.

But later...

Geck0 wrote: You've just beed Geck0'd!

I have pulled you up on your spelling before, young man, so don't try to take the intelektuooal high ground with our poor aging professor; just because he lives in the frozen wastes of some God forsaken country with only a moose named Gerald for company, 'tis no reason to take him to task - you may need to take him to the lavatory occasionally, but not to task.

And whilst I am here...

Geck0 wrote: Your rear end will then produce lots of Gartenised noise and smell

I cannot help but notice that many forum members are making reference to what I can only describe as my very occasional accidental gaseous releases... we all do it... it's unfair, nay intolerable to single me out for ridicule in this respect... in case you have forgotten, my arsenal holds the trump card, the weapon of mass destruction to end all weapons of mass destruction...

I give you...

The Garten Patented Methane Accelerator Mk XIV...

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

+++throws aside tarpaulin dramatically+++

    

....bugger

Edited by Jim Garten - June 06 2006 at 03:42

Geck0 wrote: Gremlins in the computer again, Peter. Edit: Oh and are your brackets going to close any day soon?  They've been left in the wind and rain and they want to come in, relax in front of the fire and shut the door behind them, like all good brackets like to do.  They obviously seek parentheses guidance!

 

Edited by Peter Rideout - June 06 2006 at 00:28

This forum is turning into a very malicious place.

this one stuck in my mind (probably since I was the target of said post hahaha) ... and was an early introduction to the PA's institution that is Peter Rideout.....

Peter Rideout Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: January 31 2004 Location: Canada Online Status: Offline Posts: 4723

Posted: January 30 2006 at 22:01

Originally posted by micky hahahahhahah    micky Senior Member Joined: October 02 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 666 Uh oh: tell-tale demonic laugh, Beastly, apocalyptic post count number, a name that contains "M - ICKY" - as in "I'm Icky" (or possibly "I'M Crimson King Yahahaha"), a title ("Senior Member") that unscrambles to form "O Remember Sin" and an avatar that conveniently gets cut off near the top of the head right where the horns would be.... Gulp! Just who have I been chumming around with here? Don't sign any "contracts" with old Nick Scratch here, progholes -- it could mean your very soul!   "Hahahahahahahahahahaaaa! Been listening to Dream Theater and Opeth, have you, silly mortal?  You're mine now! Prog metal plays ENDLESSLY in my Infernal Realm! More death growls! MORE!"     Sigh -- I tried to warn them....

Geck0, still clinging to the notion that denial is just a river in Egypt wrote: Oh, to wit, to woo! Or should that be, twit t'woo? A wise philisophy scholar (perhaps of ill repute), once said: One who thinks about what others want, invariably want it themselves. Thus, it is you Mr. Ride-off that craves 'Tlossy's big "post."', not I!

Edited by Peter Rideout - June 05 2006 at 21:40

Not so Ansen... Peter tried, but it didn't impress me.  Sorry.  I still prefer Tlossy's post.