My cat hates prog

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 ^ Yep I agree to that! I have two young female cats. The little black one doesn't really care what I play - she tends to walk up the stereo speakers has a sniff and then walk off nonchantly as cats tend to do. My other cat is very sensitive to loud noises and usually can't be found in the house if the stereo is up. Curiously if the pitch is similar to a whistle she goes mad - gets all smoochy and if I am the whistler- shoves her face into mine - I suppose to try and shut down the annoying pitch as opposed to being truly affectionate. Does anyone else experience similar reactions from their cats with particular noise pitches?  

Edited by valravennz

My cat always pees at my loudspeakers.....

I also have 3 labradors, 1 black, 2 yellow, and they bark a lot whenever i play any prog metal album, esp. Messhuga

stonebeard wrote: Syz: I wish I'd read the bottom part of your post.

Lol, and probably the added 3a by me.

Hierophant wrote:

My cat (who is completely black) loves Zappa Seriously..

Syzygy wrote: You need a bong, a brown paper bag, some crisps and a Gong album. Take a hit off the bong Exhale into bag Put bag over cat's head for 10 - 15 seconds Break out the munchie food Put on the Gong album Voila! You will have a prog loving (if soon to be overweight) cat!*                     *Note to young people - forcing narcotics onto unsuspecting animals is deeply immoral, and this is not to be taken literally.

thanks doc 3 times an hour ok?

You need a bong, a brown paper bag, some crisps and a Gong album.

1. Take a hit off the bong
2. Exhale into bag
3. Put bag over cat's head for 10 - 15 seconds
4. Break out the munchie food
5. Put on the Gong album

Voila! You will have a prog loving (if soon to be overweight) cat!*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Note to young people - forcing narcotics onto unsuspecting animals is deeply immoral, and this is not to be taken literally.

NotAProghead

glad your happy! I love dogs! Real dogs! Not
something that you step on and may kill, thats a RAT!
Real dogs are at least 30 lbs. The rest are
domesticated RATS!

Cats serve NO value to the hetrosexual community.
They are just a burden, IMO!   

Mongo wrote: It seems that whenever I put a prog album on the stereo my cat gets really agitated and paces around staring at the offending noise. As an experiment I just put on "Welcome back my friends..." and when the music kicked in he took off running for cover under the bed.  When I play something on the computer or the small boombox it doesn't seem to bother him as much.

At least your cat's reaction to prog is better than some people I know

Is your cat black? try some heavy metal  

Mine likes music in general, including prog.