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Firepuck 
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 Posted: July 05 2007 at 10:41 |
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^ Out of your nose?
Here, have a penis - er... I mean kleenex! (damn Cabernet)
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Kryten : "'Pub'? Ah yes, A meeting place where humans attempt to achieve advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks."
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 05 2007 at 09:37 |
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I just found out that I've reached the point of maximum intelligence; If I receive any more knowledge, some of my earlier wisdom starts to flow out of my
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StyLaZyn
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Posted: June 21 2007 at 14:20 |
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A quintessential Monty Python moment!
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purplepiper
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Posted: June 21 2007 at 14:12 |
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hello intelligent fellows. Because of the utter brilliance I detect here, I wish to join.
my 5 best characteristics are
slight egocentricity (which is helpful in this world!)
an unshaken trust in the greatness of progressive rock
a wicked sense of humor (sometimes slightly politically incorrect...
 )a hatred of all stupid people
oh yes, and my favourite color is blue, no! green...ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
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for those about to prog, we salute you.
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StyLaZyn
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Posted: June 18 2007 at 14:39 |
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Madonna's socks have holes. That is where her brains oozed out from. Tommy Lee found them and licked them up but they were too potent for him so he vomitted them back onto the ground where the partially digested brain matter oxidized and formed a substance similar to cottage cheese yet very rubbery. At that time, Keith Urban found the pile smeared it onto the back of his "gee-tar" and proceded to play the last chorus of "Smells Like Teen Spirit". This attracted several species of moth who congregated upon the closest fire hydant. Upon seeing this, Urban stopped and said, "I believe it's Puddin' Time".
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Angelo
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Posted: June 18 2007 at 14:05 |
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Don't know, but I came across a pile of brainless bodies when I was entering the archives. You might start looking for intelligent, bodyless brains instead of intelligent people...
By the time you find out where we are, you'll understand that my body was one of the pile. Edited by Angelo - June 18 2007 at 14:06 |
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 18 2007 at 12:59 |
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Where have all the intelligent people gone?
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 10 2007 at 17:29 |
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Well, I'm as clever as they come. I even have a very small peni...nsula.
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tardis
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Posted: June 09 2007 at 13:12 |
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 Very clever! This really is the Intelligent People's Thread! |
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 09 2007 at 02:57 |
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Is this what JJLehto's brain will sing when it's able to live without a body? No body, nose... |
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JJLehto
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Posted: June 08 2007 at 22:55 |
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Very witty.
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tardis
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Posted: June 08 2007 at 22:53 |
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Noboooody noooooooose...the trouble IIIIIII've seeeen....
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JJLehto
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Posted: June 08 2007 at 22:52 |
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Yikes! Well, can't top that one.
Until I get to the point where my brain will be able to live by itself, without a body.
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rileydog22
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Posted: June 08 2007 at 22:44 |
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debrewguy
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Posted: June 08 2007 at 12:32 |
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Only your nose knows ... |
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"Here I am talking to some of the smartest people in the world and I didn't even notice,” Lieutenant Columbo, episode The Bye-Bye Sky-High I.Q. Murder Case.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 08 2007 at 03:06 |
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We may not need noses, but don't you noseless people look kind of weird?
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rileydog22
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Posted: June 07 2007 at 22:34 |
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Not true. It's actually that I have evolved to the point where others (yourself included) no longer need noses. |
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JJLehto
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Posted: June 07 2007 at 22:33 |
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I have evolved to a point where I no longer require a nose... |
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tardis
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Posted: June 07 2007 at 21:55 |
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My nose is rather ordinary.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 06 2007 at 12:17 |
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Noses are very fascinating creatures indeed. I've had the same nose for all my life, and he still finds ways to surprise me!
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