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Poll Question: I wipe
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Originally posted by manofmystery manofmystery wrote:

What the heck are you talking about? Going internet white knight on us?
No, I'm going all Civilized on you
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I think real white knights haven't been around for a while.  
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What the heck are you talking about? Going internet white knight on us?


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Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:

.   What about men who sit to pee ?
Those are men who already have earned some respect from me, by showing respect to others and by not falling for stupid macho complexes. 
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Originally posted by manofmystery manofmystery wrote:

I assume that anyone who remains seated is super thin, double jointed, and has crazy long arms.
I'm pretty chubby, not double jointed, and my arms are only somewhat long
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Stern Smile I would not have thought the posture makes any difference, nor the direction of the wipe ... unless you are of the female gender of course.
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I assume that anyone who remains seated is super thin, double jointed, and has crazy long arms.

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I sit wherever possible, whether at a concert or on the bog (while cleaning myself after number two that is, not doing number one (unless I'm really tired)).

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

I hire illegals to lick me clean, which does require me to stand...although sometimes it's more of a squat.
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Originally posted by smartpatrol smartpatrol wrote:

Originally posted by Polymorphia Polymorphia wrote:

Geez, I thought this was going to be about response to the national anthem or something.
I thought it was about what to do at concerts
That was my guess.
I could do the sit wipe when I was a little lad, as it was easy, but I don't anymore. Now I just hire those illegals. 
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LOL ... [coughing] ... And I thought I was the one bored s$%tless ... until someone else actually wiped it clean.

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I hire illegals to lick me clean, which does require me to stand...although sometimes it's more of a squat.
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Points: 65250 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 05 2014 at 00:22
Stay mature ?   I don't think that's possible with a subject like this.   What about men who sit to pee ?
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Unless you use shells. Honestly, it's about time the bidet was in every home. How barbaric is it that in 2014 a glorified paper towel is still the standard?


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Points: 4335 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 04 2014 at 23:51
It's as mind blowing to me that these two separate schools of thought have existed along side each other for so long without seemingly anyone noticing as it is that sitting and wiping is possible.

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Originally posted by Polymorphia Polymorphia wrote:

Geez, I thought this was going to be about response to the national anthem or something.
I thought it was about what to do at concerts
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Originally posted by Ambient Hurricanes Ambient Hurricanes wrote:

Wow, I'm the exact opposite, I sit and had no idea some people stood.
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I stand

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Points: 65760 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 04 2014 at 23:34
I only found out that some people stand by reading comments on reddit, truly mystifying.
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Wow, I'm the exact opposite, I sit and had no idea some people stood.
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