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lol no. I like the album

Original text:

"After a few weeks of putting it off, I listened to Third, my first Soft Machine album. These guys have taken jazz fusion and canterbury, fused them together, and contorted, twisted, and bent them into this wild hot pot of psychedellic jazz (I'm getting very creative on the adjetives this time). The 80 minutes that I spent with the album were very exciting and interesting. My only grief with the album is the third track, "Moon in June", the onlyalbum with vocals, which are delivered by the band's drummer, Robert Wyatt. Now, he has a fine voice, and I enjoyed his preformance, however, it completely threw me off. It just seemed out of place. But, anyway, great album. If you like jazz fusion and/or psychedellic rock, I'd give it a listen. 3.5/5"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The first album and fire danger Cook, Canterbury Jazz industry (o), jazz and a curry vegetables very exciting natural as the third-largest equipment: a few weeks after 80 minutes of Ventura album drive and I've heard all three songs, album, year, month of August is the only album with drummer. Today, look good, but it was cruelly, jazz-rock fusion Psychedellic rock $ 3.5-5 (to me) ... there network, the entire album is souhaitabl."

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From my Ved Buens Ende review.

original:
The undercurrent of the album is steeped in melancholy. The overall sound is echoing and distant, at times difficult to grab the context from the murk. Not in an unpleasant, annoying to listen too way, but in much the same way a reader is riveted to a mystery in which the conclusion may ultimately deeply disturb, but equally entertain. At times the sound conjures images of the Manson family, flower children twisted and wilted by headstrong madness. Indeed the strongest influence one can capture outside of the death metal undercurrent is that of Syd Barrett era Pink Floyd.

Bad Translation:
"Album blue Halo. Total sound is a reflection and remote control, and sometimes it is difficult to obtain context clues. Not cranky, unpleasant, however, can be a Jedi, a compelling mystery reader, finally, very worrying conclusions, but it's also interesting in the same way. In some cases, so crazy and stubborn flower-child have a distorted picture of the information, the. Strong foreign influence death metal, a prisoner in the light of Syd Barrett was Freud."




From my Nova Express review:
When comparing sounds to find a frame of reference for Nova Express, it is not hard to think of King Crimson when considering its textures. Nebelnest does not display the individual technicality of King Crimson, nor do they venture far into KC's improv territory on Nova Express. The musicians are very composition and texture driven.

Bad Translation (35 times):
"In this paper we consider the new plan. Important information and knowledge Nibelnis, IDATE, large quantities of drugs, the Sun, or the Crimson King Crimson Sun ba Chi (e) ku Baltor and learn new lines, the structure of the group."

Bad Translation (8 times):"Ark-search, audio, a comparison of the new red light, when you get to Saint-imagine the texture of Wang. We do not need a new red Wang Nebelnest KC offers risk, locate iron men or the Holy technical problems. Music creators are also very texture and composition."