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Anthony H. 
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 Posted: January 19 2011 at 23:24 |
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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
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The Truth
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Joined: April 19 2009
Location: Kansas
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Points: 21795
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Posted: January 19 2011 at 22:16 |
Quick joke? Two words:
DREAM THEATER
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Luna
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Joined: July 28 2010
Location: Funky Town
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Points: 12794
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Posted: January 19 2011 at 19:00 |
 SaltyJon wrote:
*Knock Knock*
NO ONE'S HOME.
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Slartibartfast
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Joined: April 29 2006
Location: Atlantais
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Posted: January 19 2011 at 18:26 |
Quote
of
the Day
"The RNC
elected Reince Priebus
as chairman. 'Reince Priebus' is also
the name of a car Jay Leno drives."
--
Letterman
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened... 
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SaltyJon
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Posted: November 04 2010 at 15:51 |
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*Knock Knock*
NO ONE'S HOME.
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The Runaway
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Joined: May 28 2009
Location: London
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Points: 3144
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Posted: November 04 2010 at 15:50 |
tuxon wrote:
The organ is the instrument of worship for in its sounding we sense the majesty of God and in its ending we know the Grace of God.
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atheist, did not read.
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tuxon
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Joined: September 21 2004
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Points: 5502
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Posted: September 26 2010 at 05:35 |
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The organ is the instrument of worship for in its sounding we sense the majesty of God and in its ending we know the Grace of God.
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I'm always almost unlucky _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Id5ZcnjXSZaSMFMC Id5LM2q2jfqz3YxT
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tuxon
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Points: 5502
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Posted: September 26 2010 at 05:28 |
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Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?
A: A violator.
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I'm always almost unlucky _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Id5ZcnjXSZaSMFMC Id5LM2q2jfqz3YxT
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Deleuze
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Joined: August 02 2010
Location: Qc
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Points: 193
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Posted: September 25 2010 at 23:11 |
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Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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presdoug
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Joined: January 24 2010
Location: Canada
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Points: 8672
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Posted: September 25 2010 at 16:11 |
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what do you call a guy who pours his beer into a forty pound beer stein?
A heavy drinker
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presdoug
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Location: Canada
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Posted: September 23 2010 at 16:52 |
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change
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Luna
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Joined: July 28 2010
Location: Funky Town
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Points: 12794
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Posted: September 22 2010 at 07:25 |
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How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
12.
1 to change it, 11 to say "The first lightbulb was better!"
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Location: Australia
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Points: 14258
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Posted: September 22 2010 at 07:18 |
2 elephants fell off a cliff
BOOM BOOM!
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irrelevant
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Location: Australia
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Points: 13382
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Posted: September 17 2010 at 10:48 |
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presdoug
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Joined: January 24 2010
Location: Canada
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Posted: September 17 2010 at 09:46 |
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Did you hear about the prostitute that joined the military?
She assumed a new position
Edited by presdoug - September 17 2010 at 09:49
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Slartibartfast
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Honorary Collaborator / In Memoriam
Joined: April 29 2006
Location: Atlantais
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Points: 29630
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Posted: September 16 2010 at 18:20 |
I
met a genie who would grant me one wish
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry" said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine," I said, "I want to die after the Democrats grow some balls!"
"You crafty b*****d," said the genie.
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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DisgruntledPorcupine
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Joined: January 16 2010
Location: Thunder Bay CAN
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Points: 4395
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Posted: September 13 2010 at 22:16 |
Falx wrote:
Spotted on Miss Cellania's blog today...
Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
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zappaholic
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Location: flyover country
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Posted: September 13 2010 at 20:25 |
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How many militant feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, and there's nothing funny about it!
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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken
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The Runaway
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Joined: May 28 2009
Location: London
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Points: 3144
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Posted: September 13 2010 at 02:24 |
presdoug wrote:
How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!!
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 A man walks into a bar. Drinks 5 or 6 beers and goes back to his car and drives home. On his way home he crashes his car into a truck and dies. Don't drink and drive...Oh! Oops, wrong thread
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The Monodrone
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Joined: March 21 2010
Location: Indiana, USA
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Points: 4489
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Posted: September 12 2010 at 22:20 |
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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