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gdub411
Forum Senior Member
Joined: August 24 2004
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Posted: January 12 2005 at 15:50 |
Useful_Idiot wrote:
I'm 16 and I've still never been kissed. How sad is that? |
Awww, That is sad. Oh well.....when you're 18 you can always hire a prostitute.
My 1st kiss happened in kindergarten(my 2nd year in in kindergarten , actually...go ahead Reed...laugh it up.) with a girl(yes indeed...I said a girl) , it was through some egging on by my fellow peers. She was definitely the prettiest girl in our class. I still remember her name. Mickey(Michelle) Martin.
My 1st makeout session happened when I was in 4th grade with my next door neighbor in our back yard. I wasn't really interested in her, but it was something to do.
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Jim Garten
Special Collaborator
Retired Admin & Razor Guru
Joined: February 02 2004
Location: South England
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Points: 14693
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Posted: January 12 2005 at 15:37 |
Petra wrote:
....and broke my Dad's new music centre. |
You haven't given your age, Petra, but the reference to a 'music centre'......
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Reed Lover
Forum Senior Member
Joined: July 16 2004
Location: Sao Tome and Pr
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Points: 5187
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Posted: January 12 2005 at 13:19 |
sigod wrote:
Reed Lover wrote:
I've never had a kiss!
Who would kiss an evil bastard like me!
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Gdub??
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Wot, you jealous Shy Dog?
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sigod
Forum Senior Member
Joined: September 17 2004
Location: London
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Points: 2779
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Posted: January 12 2005 at 11:55 |
Metropolis wrote:
Or at all |
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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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Metropolis
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Joined: December 20 2004
Location: Scotland
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Posted: January 12 2005 at 09:17 |
Or at all
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We Lost the Skyline............
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sigod
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Joined: September 17 2004
Location: London
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Posted: January 12 2005 at 09:13 |
Petra wrote:
My first kiss was when i was 12yrs in our local park.
My sisters and I were told not to mix with this bunch of lads that used to hang around there, they came from a childrens home (my parents were real snobs). Anyway of course we were absolutely fascinted by them, they smoked which naturally mean't they were uber cool..One day one of the lads called Grant Lavender jumped down out of a tree right in front of me, stopped me in my tracks then snogged me full on, I didnt object. The memory of that kiss never fades.
Unfortunately my parents were right and when we invited them back to our house when they were out they stole a couple of ornaments and broke my Dad's new music centre.
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Boys huh! You can't trusts us to do the right thing twice!
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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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Petra
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Joined: August 23 2004
Location: United Kingdom
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Posted: January 12 2005 at 08:59 |
My first kiss was when i was 12yrs in our local park.
My sisters and I were told not to mix with this bunch of lads that used to hang around there, they came from a childrens home (my parents were real snobs). Anyway of course we were absolutely fascinted by them, they smoked which naturally mean't they were uber cool..One day one of the lads called Grant Lavender jumped down out of a tree right in front of me, stopped me in my tracks then snogged me full on, I didnt object. The memory of that kiss never fades.
Unfortunately my parents were right and when we invited them back to our house when they were out they stole a couple of ornaments and broke my Dad's new music centre.
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Don't hate me
I'm not special like you
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sigod
Forum Senior Member
Joined: September 17 2004
Location: London
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Points: 2779
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Posted: January 12 2005 at 05:52 |
Reed Lover wrote:
I've never had a kiss!
Who would kiss an evil bastard like me!
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Gdub??
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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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sigod
Forum Senior Member
Joined: September 17 2004
Location: London
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Points: 2779
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Posted: January 12 2005 at 05:50 |
Reed Lover wrote:
threefates wrote:
I was about 5 and he was 6... an older man. He kissed me in the front yard.. and right afterwards I stepped on a wasp that stung the crap out of the bottom of my foot... so he had to help me walk home... and I got to cry on his shoulder...
Southern girls start early I guess....
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A very worrying story!
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If only for the wasp
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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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starofsirius
Forum Senior Member
Joined: January 12 2005
Location: United States
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Posted: January 12 2005 at 01:21 |
Hahah yeah I'm 20 years old and still haven't had my first kiss, yeah pretty crazy I know. I'll get it real soon though, in May in fact!
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"I'm in a freefall like a snowflake falling down down down down down."
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Velvetclown
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Joined: February 13 2004
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Posted: January 12 2005 at 01:18 |
Here´s a kiss for everyone !!
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Hangedman
Prog Reviewer
Joined: November 03 2004
Location: Canada
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Points: 1261
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Posted: January 11 2005 at 23:30 |
My first kiss was at 6, and for the record thats the youngest age for a guy prog fan on this site yet. It was after gym class and very awkward, and we never spoke of it again, Very confusing thing to do for a six year old.
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Ivan_Melgar_M
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Location: Peru
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Posted: January 11 2005 at 23:10 |
I was 14 and was kissed for the first time and sexually raped by an 18 years old girl who was sister of a kid that lived near my house (Well, almost raped because even though she made almost all the work I honestly didn't offered any resistence), for that reason I won't mention her name specially being another Peruvian in the Forum who may by some strange reason know her and because I'm almost a gentleman.
I think she bet with one of her friends she could have sex with a dumb kid with no problem, and she won, but to be honest I won the best 30 seconds of my life at that point.
Not exactly romantic, but don't regret
Iván
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Bryan
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Posted: January 11 2005 at 22:42 |
I'm 16 and I've still never been kissed. How sad is that?
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Reed Lover
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Joined: July 16 2004
Location: Sao Tome and Pr
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Posted: January 11 2005 at 16:54 |
I've never had a kiss!
Who would kiss an evil bastard like me!
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Sweetnighter
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Joined: October 24 2004
Location: United States
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Posted: January 11 2005 at 16:53 |
i guess i'm slower than the rest of the game... 15! a girl named
Sarah Stroup, and we both shared our first kiss together after
watching the movie Chocolat at my house in the summer. The first kiss
was kind of a dud because I kiss her upper lip and a piece of her nose,
but the second one, the last kiss i shared with that particular
individual, was much more memorable. Fortunately, she dumped me two
months later and I hooked up with my current girlfriend not long after
that.
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I bleed coffee. When I don't drink coffee, my veins run dry, and I shrivel up and die.
"Banco Del Mutuo Soccorso? Is that like the bank of Italian soccer death or something?" -my girlfriend
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Blacksword
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Joined: June 22 2004
Location: England
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Posted: January 11 2005 at 15:25 |
I was 9. Her name was Mary and she was 10 - bloody cradle snatcher!! She even wanted to play doctors and nurses! I said there was no way because we didn't the propper outfits or anything like stethoscopes..
She was a bit more advanced than me. She ditched me the next way for the school football hero who was was nearer her age
I never quite got over it. Its probably why I'm like I am now and proably why I lock myself away in dark rooms listerning to prog..
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Ultimately bored by endless ecstasy!
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Reed Lover
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Joined: July 16 2004
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Points: 5187
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Posted: January 11 2005 at 14:41 |
threefates wrote:
I was about 5 and he was 6... an older man. He kissed me in the front yard.. and right afterwards I stepped on a wasp that stung the crap out of the bottom of my foot... so he had to help me walk home... and I got to cry on his shoulder...
Southern girls start early I guess....
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A very worrying story!
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threefates
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Joined: June 30 2004
Location: United States
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Posted: January 11 2005 at 13:37 |
I was about 5 and he was 6... an older man. He kissed me in the front yard.. and right afterwards I stepped on a wasp that stung the crap out of the bottom of my foot... so he had to help me walk home... and I got to cry on his shoulder...
Southern girls start early I guess....
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THIS IS ELP
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sigod
Forum Senior Member
Joined: September 17 2004
Location: London
Status: Offline
Points: 2779
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Posted: January 11 2005 at 11:26 |
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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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