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Peter
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: January 31 2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 9669 |
Posted: September 12 2006 at 22:02 | |
This one was kind of exciting, because of the potential for senseless, random violence -- and because the poster is apparently a supernatural, winged being!
His previous one was pretty good too, because I like salami, but ultimately he had to be rejected beause he left out the apostrophe in his possessive "peoples."
(I told you spelling and punctuation matter, Angelo!) Edited by Peter Rideout - September 12 2006 at 22:03 |
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
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Padraic
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 16 2006 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31169 |
Posted: September 12 2006 at 21:54 | |
These are for you, Peter. Funny examples of incorrect English I learned long ago.
Flying around the room I saw two birds. You never use a preposition to end a sentence with. |
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Peter
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: January 31 2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 9669 |
Posted: September 12 2006 at 21:50 | |
I like this post, because it has an English class in it -- but that new band Cream Treacle that Syzygy mentioned just sounds more exciting (and he didn't use the word "deff" -- whatever that means....
So, they're prog, eh Sausages? I like prog! Are they more like old Genesis, Yes or ELP, would you say?
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
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Peter
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: January 31 2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 9669 |
Posted: September 12 2006 at 21:35 | |
bread is always good, but I'm allergic to nuts (present company excepted), and this post was not even as interesting as my old "tree facts" thread.
Nice try, but no cigar. (Try using more CHEESE, next time!)
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
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Peter
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: January 31 2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 9669 |
Posted: September 12 2006 at 21:31 | |
I'm here at last -- life and a lonely motorcycle got in the way!
Well, NS, I tried the remote, but was disappointed with the lack of results. First I pointed it at my bank book, to try to increase its volume -- no luck.
Then I pointed it at my wife, to increase the volume of her ****, again, no luck.
Finally after she saw what I was up to, I tried to decrease the volume of her voice -- yowtch!
Here's your remote back. Sorry about the mess -- I wiped it as clean as I could....
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
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cuncuna
Forum Senior Member Joined: March 29 2005 Location: Chile Status: Offline Points: 4318 |
Posted: September 12 2006 at 17:49 | |
Axolotl is an interesting thing to regard. Check on them. Also, I would like to try on of my Random Suburban Contemporary Poems:
His sponges trembled, languid on the apocalipse of green fundaments of the rice parrot, but he was sad, and his cat was desintegrating, and he sold backwards his friend's vroom, until the end. Also, I think my signature is interesting. It took me a very good effort to create a showman Koala ASCII (notice the top hat). Edited by cuncuna - September 12 2006 at 17:57 |
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¡Beware of the Bee!
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Angelo
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: May 07 2006 Location: Italy Status: Offline Points: 13244 |
Posted: September 12 2006 at 17:38 | |
Peter not here yet? Let's hope he didn't get beat up on the way home. Then again, looking at the title of this thread, he probably fell asleep under a lamp post...
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ISKC Rock Radio
I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected] |
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glass house
Forum Senior Member Joined: June 16 2005 Location: Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 4986 |
Posted: September 12 2006 at 17:27 | |
No0000000000, don't mention them. Just tell the old Klingon joke
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TheProgtologist
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: May 23 2005 Location: Baltimore,Md US Status: Offline Points: 27802 |
Posted: September 12 2006 at 17:25 | |
Hmmmmm..... Those are too hard Bob!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Syzygy
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: December 16 2004 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 7003 |
Posted: September 12 2006 at 17:20 | |
Now you're just being silly - I can't see that sort of thing catching on here!
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
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Falling Flower
Forum Senior Member Joined: June 14 2006 Location: Belgium Status: Offline Points: 1079 |
Posted: September 12 2006 at 17:19 | |
Maybe you should start a poll about them.
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Tool makes the butterflies in my tumybox go woooooooosh |
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Syzygy
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: December 16 2004 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 7003 |
Posted: September 12 2006 at 17:09 | |
Can I be the first person to mention Dream Theater on this thread? Apparently they're a progressive metal band, and quite popular in some circles.
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
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VanderGraafKommandöh
Prog Reviewer Joined: July 04 2005 Location: Malaria Status: Offline Points: 89372 |
Posted: September 12 2006 at 17:08 | |
Me too, I tried the "Jim Garten Patented Snooze Button" but it didn't work.
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JJLehto
Prog Reviewer Joined: April 05 2006 Location: Tallahassee, FL Status: Offline Points: 34550 |
Posted: September 12 2006 at 17:06 | |
I was in English class today and the teacher asked if there were any preferences that made you write BETTER.
The girl next to me obviously misheard because she said..what uh yea deff with someone in bed
it was funnier in person...
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Bj-1
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: June 04 2005 Location: No(r)Way Status: Online Points: 31327 |
Posted: September 12 2006 at 17:03 | |
I saw one of those in a store!
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RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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Easy Livin
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: February 21 2004 Location: Scotland Status: Offline Points: 15585 |
Posted: September 12 2006 at 17:03 | |
Here's something interesting. Guess what these are all anagrams of:
True toe pride Tired out peer I Pee red trout |
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Tony R
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: July 16 2004 Location: UK Status: Offline Points: 11979 |
Posted: September 12 2006 at 17:00 | |
Cobblers Peter,you better bloody well entertain me for a change!
I'm just off for a Ruby Murray for my supper and if there isnt anything damn well amusing from you when I return you'll be terminated... |
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Angelo
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: May 07 2006 Location: Italy Status: Offline Points: 13244 |
Posted: September 12 2006 at 16:59 | |
Ever tried salami (the real garlicy kind) on white bread on board a Scottish long distance coach? The looks on people's faces are worth it! BTW: Oerbrood? You must be dutch... Edited by Angelo - September 13 2006 at 16:19 |
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ISKC Rock Radio
I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected] |
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JrKASperov
Forum Senior Member Joined: July 07 2004 Status: Offline Points: 904 |
Posted: September 12 2006 at 16:55 | |
Somehow, the best bread (oerbrood) doesnt do well with the best spread (peanutbutter with nuts!), but the second bests(cervelate and white bread) do well with the other bests!
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Epic.
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Padraic
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 16 2006 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31169 |
Posted: September 12 2006 at 16:54 | |
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