A Honda ST1300!
Please please please please please?
No?
OK then: socks and underwear.... again.
Oh, and a six-pack of good beer.
I'll put on my new socks & undies, get drunk in a maudlin manner, leaf listlessly through my motorcycle mags, and sigh pathetically.... Whee. Merry ph*cking Christmas.
OK! Sing along now -- it's Christmas with that gaily prancing holiday sprite, Gdub!
Here are a few selections from his book of gay old carols:
"I'll be Homo for Christmas"
"Good Queen Winces Ass"
"Jiggle Balls"
"I Came Upon a Midnight Queer"
"Big Dong Rolling on my Thigh"
"Frosty is No Man"
"A Gay and a Stranger"
"Karl of the Bell-heads"
"Gay Pride" (Sleigh Ride)
"Violet Tights" (Silent Night)
"Brucie the Brown-nosed Reindeer"
"We Three Queens"
"Check the Balls"
"Santa Claus is Coming Out of the Closet"
and, last, but not least: "Get Dressed, Ye Fairy Gentlemen" (let nothing you display)
Edited by Peter