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gdub411 
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Joined: August 24 2004
Location: United States
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 Posted: November 23 2004 at 20:14 |
 danbo wrote:
where does GDUB work?
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I work for UPS as a Hazardous Material Responder. Full time...been there 14 years now.
.....so if anthrax is shipped into our building, there's a good liklihood I'll be exposed to it...  
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Dan Bobrowski
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Joined: February 02 2004
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Posted: November 23 2004 at 19:00 |
Job Description: Rectal Orifice Stoppage Device tester.
The Position: L-shaped, as in "bent over a barrell." Persons are needed to inspect and test new cylindrical rectal orifice stoppage devices.
Education level: First of Second Year College Dropouts in need of beer money.
Pay Scale: The pay's not great, but the tips are big.
Desired Qualifications: High pain tolerance, limber, self lubricating, ability to fart without making a sound.
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Garion81
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Joined: May 22 2004
Location: So Cal, USA
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Posted: November 23 2004 at 18:54 |
You know these guys GDUB?
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James Lee
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Posted: November 23 2004 at 18:47 |
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Wow, Sebastian Bach has let himself go a little lately, eh?
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Garion81
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Posted: November 23 2004 at 18:45 |
Is this the kind of work these guys are doing?
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: November 23 2004 at 18:40 |
I have heard that WORK is a pain in the arse, but you guys have a totally different concept of work then I ever imagined.
I wonder if Reed's plug has an "inspected by" sticker on it?
Did they test it for quality control?
Who is they and where does GDUB work?
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Reed Lover
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Joined: July 16 2004
Location: Sao Tome and Pr
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Posted: November 23 2004 at 17:01 |
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James Lee
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Posted: November 23 2004 at 08:51 |
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sigod
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Joined: September 17 2004
Location: London
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Posted: November 22 2004 at 17:24 |
Reed Lover wrote:
gdub411 wrote:
sigod wrote:
I have this week off so I'm sitting in bed with my laptop writing this, listening to Tangerine Dream and drinking tea.
Anyone want to know what I wearing or is this not that kind of forum?
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What were you wearing sigod?
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A thong and a butt plug. |
Damm, first guess and Reed gets it in one 
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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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Reed Lover
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Posted: November 22 2004 at 14:19 |
He's a date-raping slimeball, he really is!
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Jim Garten
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Joined: February 02 2004
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Posted: November 22 2004 at 14:16 |
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You dirty, dirty boys!
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Reed Lover
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Location: Sao Tome and Pr
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Posted: November 22 2004 at 14:02 |
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gdub411
Forum Senior Member
Joined: August 24 2004
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 3484
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Posted: November 22 2004 at 14:01 |
Reed Lover wrote:
gdub411 wrote:
sigod wrote:
I have this week off so I'm sitting in bed with my laptop writing this, listening to Tangerine Dream and drinking tea.
Anyone want to know what I wearing or is this not that kind of forum?
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What were you wearing sigod?
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A thong and a butt plug.
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I know what you were wearing last night, Reedy my snookums baby
I was asking sigod
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Reed Lover
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Joined: July 16 2004
Location: Sao Tome and Pr
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Posted: November 22 2004 at 13:44 |
gdub411 wrote:
sigod wrote:
I have this week off so I'm sitting in bed with my laptop writing this, listening to Tangerine Dream and drinking tea.
Anyone want to know what I wearing or is this not that kind of forum?
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What were you wearing sigod?
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A thong and a butt plug.
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gdub411
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Joined: August 24 2004
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 3484
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Posted: November 22 2004 at 13:39 |
sigod wrote:
I have this week off so I'm sitting in bed with my laptop writing this, listening to Tangerine Dream and drinking tea.
Anyone want to know what I wearing or is this not that kind of forum?
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What were you wearing sigod?
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gdub411
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Joined: August 24 2004
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 3484
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Posted: November 22 2004 at 13:28 |
Useful_Idiot wrote:
Well, I'm at school, which is as close as I come to being at work... |
ya young insoulent varmint!
Why when i was young I had to walk to school uphill...both ways....in 2 ft of snow..with no shoes on!!.....things were different back then!!...
...I could rip a telephone book in half when i was your age!...In half I tell ya!!!., In half!!
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Bryan
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Posted: November 22 2004 at 13:16 |
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Well, I'm at school, which is as close as I come to being at work...
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sigod
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Location: London
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Points: 2779
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Posted: November 22 2004 at 10:11 |
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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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Jim Garten
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Joined: February 02 2004
Location: South England
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Posted: November 22 2004 at 07:19 |
Currently enjoying a lunchbreak & listening to that most irritating of sounds, the "group of managers gathered together & laughing that particularly loud and distinctive laugh you only get when a group of managers are gathered together".
Anyone imprisoned in an office for a living knows the sound I mean 
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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sigod
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Joined: September 17 2004
Location: London
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Points: 2779
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Posted: November 22 2004 at 05:21 |
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I have this week off so I'm sitting in bed with my laptop writing this, listening to Tangerine Dream and drinking tea.
Anyone want to know what I wearing or is this not that kind of forum?
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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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